The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Rowan said:
"I'm not being funny..like...but
..Nicole's head is out of sync with the rest of her body"
It's like a pumpkin!


Anything but take responsibility for you own behaviour Dawn, eh?


Anything to give herself a storyline!


Basically very very thick!!

Oh ...and just in case anyone might have missed the small detail that Hannah is pregnant 😄
The first woman in the world to be so....ever.
Well, at least she's got her storyline.
What's the other's??
Nicole and Rachel's;
Fighting with each other.
Lauren;
Dead Dad.
Esther;
New Sugar Daddy.
Dawn;
Prison (hopefully)
Seema;
Bland...nothing...just making I numbers....
Who have I left out?

Those vile, stupid, bitchy men, Royston and his ventriloquist dummy/husband!!
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I think Seema is purely there just to provide their wardrobes! They have the designer bags and the odd designer outfit, but compare and contrast to the episodes before Seema arrived - they’re all just walking ads for Forever Unique!

Chunkeylaydee said:
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Dawn Ward "disappointed" after being found GUILTY of assaulting Sinitta

The blonde telly star appeared in court today and denied the charges
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She was found guilty in 2016 of assaulting Sinitta
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Yep! Girl’s got form!
 
ChampagneBox said:
I just caught up on Monday’s ep...I like Hannah and I know everyone has their own opinions but I thought she should have just nodded and kept quiet instead of getting into the debate about exotic dancing/stripping! You can have a good brain AND still use your body to get money?? The two aren’t separate things?? I like her I just thought it was inappropriate for the dinner party
And Seema really didn’t look well at all! I hope she’s got her cysts sorted now
Oh and Lystras daughter ‘she’s a model’...for Nasty Gal and ASOS 😂 I’m not modelling material in the slightest and not bashing those brands but it’s hardly high fashion 🥴
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I agree it got blown waaaaay out of proportion!! Hopefully it doesn't get dragged out the whole season :rolleyes:
 
Days28 said:
I’ve watched it from the beginning and it’s just so boring now, - not sure if lockdown is making me less tolerant?
I feel like none of them have any decent craic, the bitching/sniping is awful, just deleted my series link - I’m done!!
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Same here
Have watched it from day one
I’ve been rewatching old episodes ( saddo I know) and the new series is rubbish
I keep saying ‘this is it’ but still tune in 🙈

Katewinsletsknee said:
Nicole is as likeable as thrush. Her husband is the same - but looks like he needs a bath in dettol. She lacks personality so attempts to make up for it with being a bragger .....
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I’m sorry if people like her but I can’t stand her
And I can’t put my finger on what it is about her apart from her snide comments, permanently gormless expression and dress sense of a pug in high heels 🤔
 
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Behelzabobs said:
Same here
Have watched it from day one
I’ve been rewatching old episodes ( saddo I know) and the new series is rubbish
I keep saying ‘this is it’ but still tune in 🙈


I’m sorry if people like her but I can’t stand her
And I can’t put my finger on what it is about her apart from her snide comments, permanently gormless expression and dress sense of a pug in high heels 🤔
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I agree that Nicole does make snidey comments but I don't think she knows how to be funny any other way as her crack is pretty shite. I don't think she's got proper people skills. I don't recall ever seeing her having just a nice ordinary chat with someone, even the episode where Lauren went to apologise to her, she was still quite dismissive and nasty. A lot of the stuff she says to Rachel is very joky though, Rachel seems to take it that Nicole is calling her a slut when I really don't think she is. She's worked in a lot of male orientated areas so maybe she's nasty before anyone gets a chance to be horrible to her.
 
Belleboo said:
Nick and Royston are vile and give gay men a bad name, they’re like the stereotypical bitchy queens that are a parody of gay men. They’re just nasty bullies like their pal Dawn.
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Aside from having the worst dress sense ever, having the cheapest cosmetic surgeries seen in Cheshire, they are two of the biggest cocks acting like utter CUNTS.

I don’t care who the duck they are, they spoke to me like they have spoken to a good majority of the women on the show - I’d take 6 months inside (mind, I suspect if the general public - was privy to how they are on screen, I’d be found innocent) ...
 
I think Rachel is going out of her way to find offence in Nicole’s jokes. It definitely seems that the girls can all be bantering and joking with each other and then Nicole will say something in a similar vein and Rachel will shoot her down for it. Just for the drama.

I agree that Seema looked ill at the tennis. It could be because we’re used to seeing her made up to the nines and so she looked drawn with less on and her hair in a more natural style. I was wondering why she was so dramatically distancing from her sons at the bandstand when they were talking about her cyst, they apparently live together so no need for social distancing. It looked odd when she was talking about something personal and worrying that none of her family stepped forward and offered her physical comfort.

Lystra’s daughter seems lovely. Lystra seems like hard work! Imagine having her as a mum, always needing to be the centre of attention at all times 😑 (true of most of them, tbh). I think I’ve seen Lystra somewhere before. I think on a house type programme. She lived in the midlands.
 
GossipMongoose said:
I think Rachel is going out of her way to find offence in Nicole’s jokes. It definitely seems that the girls can all be bantering and joking with each other and then Nicole will say something in a similar vein and Rachel will shoot her down for it. Just for the drama.

I agree that Seema looked ill at the tennis. It could be because we’re used to seeing her made up to the nines and so she looked drawn with less on and her hair in a more natural style. I was wondering why she was so dramatically distancing from her sons at the bandstand when they were talking about her cyst, they apparently live together so no need for social distancing. It looked odd when she was talking about something personal and worrying that none of her family stepped forward and offered her physical comfort.

Lystra’s daughter seems lovely. Lystra seems like hard work! Imagine having her as a mum, always needing to be the centre of attention at all times 😑 (true of most of them, tbh). I think I’ve seen Lystra somewhere before. I think on a house type programme. She lived in the midlands.
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I agree about the Rachael drama
 
YES! It was MAY THE BEST HOUSE WIN.

May the Best House Win Season 4 | Radio Times

Homes from Newcastle, Hull; and Cheshire are featured.
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She was extremely obnoxious then too

Here she is in 2015. She was a Naomi Campbell lookalike. She was lovely here. IMO, the plastic surgery has gone way overboard now and she looks like a blow up doll.
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Model beats bullies to become Naomi Campbell lookalike

Lystra Adams, 37, from Staffordshire, conquered her bullies and has carved a successful career working as a Naomi Campbell (inset) lookalike after constantly being mistaken for her.
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For all Rachel’s faults, she’s right about Nick & Royston. They are ‘little toads’.
 
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