The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Hanna literally looks like she’s been dragged off a 90’s market stall

Tanya dresses like a child

With her height and figure Christine could look really elegant and fab in anything she wore (Other than sequins, sorry can’t stand them) but the boobs totally ruin her

With their money they could all dress better
 
GossipMongoose said:
I’m watching last night’s now. We’re back to Dawn’s accusations of other people ‘building armies’. She’s like an over dramatic schoolgirl and that’s probably doing a disservice to schoolgirls.

I agree that Nicole looks lovely in the plainer T-shirt and leggings outfit. Whatever her actual numerical size, she looked toned and in proportion, it suited her body shape.

What on earth was that ‘sculpture’ lesson?! It looked like some sort of Alton Towers gift shop/photo shoot experience. So naff. As for Lauren’s toe-curlingly embarrassing ‘flirting’ 😳. Awful. As subtle as a sledgehammer to the nuts.

Does Tanya sell those daft giant knotted/twisted headbands? It’s the only reason I can think of for her to be wearing them all the time, they’re rotten. Surely only to be worn when you’re washing your face or have got a face mask on and need to keep your hair off your face?

I love the way Dawn is trading on the moral brownie points of her charity visit to SA, as if it excuses all of her bitchy behaviour before and after.

That bar on the last night was empty! There were a few people in there, dressed quite casually and then this lot covered in skin tight Lycra and sequins.

‘Dawn’ll be devastated when she finds out that Tanya’s gone home’. Nope Dawn was raging and used it to manipulate the group. Seema the people pleaser frantically massaging egos, left, right and centre. All a bit pathetic. Time to bin Dawn or the whole series, I think.

Maybe I should just stop watching 😂
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When they film in bars it’ll be in the middle of the day and the people in the background will be actors. I’m pretty sure. Else why whenever they are having screaming fits does no one even look over. I’d be all over watching that car crash on a night out if I was there
 
Noseybonk said:
Totally agree about Nicole. I really like her. It looks like when she’s ‘working’ she’s ballsy, and power dressing, but when she relaxed and showed her true self, I thought she was really funny and down to earth. I also thought that Lauren’s comments about her size were not only nasty but incorrect. She looked the same size as the rest of them last night.
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She looks fatter than she is as she has Mariah Carey Syndrome - no neck and big tits.
 
What a utter load of nonsense, it's just getting worse with every episode.
Rachael and her camel toe, YUCK

Loren, honest to god that woman is just like a dog on heat with all her tacky sexual innuendoes. She's more like a desperate tacky middle age housewife and she needs to sort her hair out.
Thank god for Dawny at least she brings some drama into it.
And Christine got bless her it just shows that the saying money does not but class is so true. She needs to buy some clothes that fit not ones that are 3 sizes to small for her oversize breasts.

Yes everyone you see in the background of a scene is an extra and not people who were just there when they were filming.

It's crap but I will just have to keep watching. o_O
 
B91 said:
Yeah I agree! When they were walking in the park and she just had a white t shirt on and trainers she looked really nice! Think she toned down the make up to
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And she was smaller than Seema... on the previous shows she looked bigger. I think it’s that push bra which is obviously doesn’t need. 😂

Its_Me said:
Hanna literally looks like she’s been dragged off a 90’s market stall

Tanya dresses like a child

With her height and figure Christine could look really elegant and fab in anything she wore (Other than sequins, sorry can’t stand them) but the boobs totally ruin her

With their money they could all dress better
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Last night she reminded me of the Kenny Everett prostitute. Do you remember Kenny Everett or am I too old! The boobs looked like she had them strapped on they were that big!
 
Woopsagain said:
What the hell is Christine doing on her IG?
I think it's all Paddy fault that she has become such a attention seeker. Naughty Naughty Paddy.
He's no saint at all [hope you get my little play on words]
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Hmmmm yes. She’s always making references to keeping your husband happy and looking good for your husband etc. Perhaps they have a bit of a sugar daddy/trophy wife type relationship and he likes (gets off on) her being OTT like that?
 
Its_Me said:
Hmmmm yes. She’s always making references to keeping your husband happy and looking good for your husband etc. Perhaps they have a bit of a sugar daddy/trophy wife type relationship and he likes (gets off on) her being OTT like that?
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Looking good didn’t work for her though. He still got cosy with another woman. It’s shallow to think that looking good is the be all and end all
 
Prodcon21 said:
Looking good didn’t work for her though. He still got cosy with another woman. It’s shallow to think that looking good is the be all and end all
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Looking like a blow up doll wasn’t enough, even with an apparently shallow thicko like Paddy McGuiness.

Although, I don’t subscribe to the theory that it is the woman’s duty to stop her partner roaming. Obviously some affairs are down to people looking for a missing element or an exit from their relationship but there are those people who are offered the moon on a stick by their partner and they still cheat (both men and women) 🤷‍♀️.
 
Rowan said:
Where do they buy their clothes?
I cannot decide who is the worse dresser!
All those tacky sequins and exposed cleavage.
They look so desperate.
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They seem to wear a lot of #gifted ForeverUnique, Seema’s label. They mention it a lot. They all dress appallingly. Ironically, Seema is the most sensibly dressed to my eyes, probably because she is usually the most covered up.

GossipBlue said:
And she was smaller than Seema... on the previous shows she looked bigger. I think it’s that push bra which is obviously doesn’t need. 😂.
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I think Seema’s body shape has changed a fair bit this series due to the menopause. She’s still looking great but she’s definitely thickened at the waist, as is perfectly normal for that stage of life

GossipBlue said:
Last night she reminded me of the Kenny Everett prostitute. Do you remember Kenny Everett or am I too old! The boobs looked like she had them strapped on they were that big!
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It’s all in the best POSSIBLE taste! [also old]
 
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