The Real Housewives Of... #4

[ChampagneBox]

Simon followed me for a while on Twitter.
This is literally the most exciting thing to ever happen to me!

Omg Alex followed me on Twitter too!!

 

[Cheeseandchips]

Ok - didn’t Simon tell this weird AF story about ejaculating on Alex’s leg while she was giving birth, because it was a beautiful moment?!

 

[Giftinghell]

Absolutely - YES. It truly was a golden age for reality TV. Completely unfiltered and long before PC culture and social media took over.

Fantastic, I’m going for it

 

[Cheeseandchips]

Ok gals NYC: Shag, Marry, Kill…

Simon, sweaty John, Harry Durbin?!?

 

[emm]

Ok gals NYC: Shag, Marry, Kill…

Simon, sweaty John, Harry Durbin?!?

okay marry simon, he seems nice enough and was very devoted
shag - harry, he must be good in bed surely after sleeping with literally the whole of NY
kill - sweaty john, other than dry cleaning what did he bring?! watching them in restaurants was just cringe with him really into the pda

 

[SunnyKat]

okay marry simon, he seems nice enough and was very devoted
shag - harry, he must be good in bed surely after sleeping with literally the whole of NY
kill - sweaty john, other than dry cleaning what did he bring?! watching them in restaurants was just cringe with him really into the pda

Same for me and same reasons for choosing Simon and Harry. Sweaty John is so gross only choice is to kill lol

 

[Porkiepies]

Ok gals NYC: Shag, Marry, Kill…

Simon, sweaty John, Harry Durbin?!?

Shag: Simon, he just isn't my type.
Marry: Harry, he seems to sleep with everyone except the woman he's supposedly with so I'll have fun spending his money while he's out dating

Kill John. I don't need dry cleaning or sloppy pda's

 

[soph1992]

A personal highlight of early RHONY was Alex & Simon. What a bizarre pair

omg so bizarre!!! alex's full blown naked photoshoot was something else.!!

 

[emm]

Shag: Simon, he just isn't my type.
Marry: Harry, he seems to sleep with everyone except the woman he's supposedly with so I'll have fun spending his money while he's out dating

Kill John. I don't need dry cleaning or sloppy pda's

almost rethinking my choice now

 

[Sabbie]

Simon also became my FB friend back then. I think he was collecting friends. Just checked and he still is there.

 

[SunnyKat]

almost rethinking my choice now

Spending Harry's money sounds really good

 

[Instacol]

Just watching the rhony finale. It's a good mixture of the same boredom from the rest of the season along with a cringe worthy segment where they dress up as each other just so they can insult each other

 

[ChampagneBox]

Oh my god I’ve just realised in the last ep of RHONY on ITVBe Leah said ‘DONT GET ALL SOCIALITE WITH ME TINSLEY’ and Sonja shouted back ‘DONT GET ALL SOCIALIST WITH ME’ I am crying

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Ok - didn’t Simon tell this weird AF story about ejaculating on Alex’s leg while she was giving birth, because it was a beautiful moment?!

Oh God YES! I'd forgotten that story

 

[Restless Native]

Alex and Simon were so damn creepy

 

[emm]

NY atm, what is even happening?! this fashion show?! jesus
And that plastic bag of clothes

 

[Curlygirl28]

We now have Amazon prime which includes tv , all episodes of HW are available there . I think it’s £7.99 a month for prime delivery including tv . I used to have hayu aswell until I realised Also get all below deck etc

Shag: Simon, he just isn't my type.
Marry: Harry, he seems to sleep with everyone except the woman he's supposedly with so I'll have fun spending his money while he's out dating

Kill John. I don't need dry cleaning or sloppy pda's

Nailed it

 

[SunnyKat]

Just watching the rhony finale. It's a good mixture of the same boredom from the rest of the season along with a cringe worthy segment where they dress up as each other just so they can insult each other

More cringe was them dancing around with the nipple covers Thank god this season is over!

 

[Mantlepeace]

Ok - didn’t Simon tell this weird AF story about ejaculating on Alex’s leg while she was giving birth, because it was a beautiful moment?!

stop it I’ve never heard this

 

[Instacol]

Just watching kandi RHOA stories, she needs to lay off the botox she's looking very surprised