The Real Housewives #12 Money can’t buy you class

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Kay's Good Cooking said:

You can read a preview of it on the Amazon page.

Summarised some tips I consider relevant from a cursory glance:

Class with the Countess by Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
Part One: The Art of Being Yourself (in Any Situation) [LuAnn must have read this Part when she was demoted to a friend of]
Chapter 1: What's Inside [assumption: Xanax and Rosé]
Chapter 2: What's Outside [tip: Never Hermun Munster. But remember that even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes]
Chapter 3: Fashion and Style [tip: Always Overdress Rather than Underdress]

Part Two: The Art of Making Other People Comfortable [unless they're Bethenny ss 1-3]
Chapter 4: Social Graces [tip: Make the Poorer Pay]
Chapter 5: The Art of Conversation [tip: dominate it]
Chapter 6: At Table [feat. Napkin Finesse]
Chapter 7: The Hostess/Guest Connection [warning: never the fish room and never the lower level]
Chapter 8: The Gracious Child [is not called Bethenny]

Part Three: The Art of Seduction
Chapter 9: How to Get a Man to Fall in Love [and bed] and Stay [shag] in Love [and bed] [tip: Love Optional]
Chapter 10: Seduction Makes the World Go 'Round [So Be Cool, Heather!]

Afterword [AKA Rehab]
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I love this!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you
 
Pollie said:
I think Terry would be such a prick in real life.
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True, but the Dubrows are giving a bit of contrast/relief to the other housewives. What storylines would they have if they weren't hating on Heather. Gina and Emily would give us poor fashion, annoying partners, and dry lives.
Emily is gross, she's so crasse, I really don't understand the hype. I'm starting to understand the Shrek reference. I mean, I didn't believe it could get worse than eating on a toilet, but she's munching on that cucumber like a cow munch on grass.
 
This week's episode of OC was fantastic. I still stand by Heather as I think she's a great parent (unlike some of the other OC crew). Terry's face still gives me nightmares.

I don't understand how Emily can be a practicing lawyer and act the way she does. Do her clients not think she's a bit of a joke? 😬 Even Gina was telling her to wind her neck in which is saying something.

Cannot wait for next week's Mexico episode to be unleashed. It's going to be carnage 😂
 
Ok guys, unfortunately this is the final song in Luann's discography, but enjoy! -


What Do I Want For Christmas?

What do I want for Christmas?
What is it gonna be?
What's gonna magically appear beneath the Christmas tree?
What's gonna give me joy?
Hanging with all the boys, that's always nice to do
But what do I want for Christmas? Just you
Well maybe it's that Cartier watch
Or that Tiffany bracelet
Or maybe it's just a Chanel bag
What do I want for Christmas?
What am I dreaming of?
What's gonna make my heart explode and overflow with love?
If I could have my wish
Life would be full of dish
Diamonds and parties too
But what do I want for Christmas? Just you
Huh, maybe a pair of Jimmy Choo high heel pumps
Or what I'd really love is a red hot Ferrari
Holiday times for dreaming
All the fun things to plan
Yachting and golf streaming
Circling the globe until we find the perfect man
What do I want for Christmas?
Haven't I made it clear?
Cars and designer clothes can always pump up the atmosphere
Me riding on a sleigh, singing in cabaret
Those things I love to do
But what do I want for Christmas?
Really, really want for Christmas?
What do I want for Christmas? Just you
And love and peace and joy
And clothes and cars and trips
And shoes and bags and gowns and jewels
Just you
 
New RHONY such a pity party 😵‍💫 Where is the delusion and the grandeur? Could they not cast - at least - one waspy UES woman? Imagine Ramona or Tinsley socialising with the current cast (can imagine Ramona unapologetically trying to outdo everyone on the trauma front 🤭). I am enjoying Jessel though, surprisingly

Also enjoying RHOSLC though because they’re (especially Mary) all in their own worlds. Lisa and Meredith must be twins
 
Kay's Good Cooking said:
New RHONY such a pity party 😵‍💫 Where is the delusion and the grandeur? Could they not cast - at least - one waspy UES woman? Imagine Ramona or Tinsley socialising with the current cast (can imagine Ramona unapologetically trying to outdo everyone on the trauma front 🤭). I am enjoying Jessel though, surprisingly

Also enjoying RHOSLC though because they’re (especially Mary) all in their own worlds. Lisa and Meredith must be twins
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Ramona with the constant - 'when you have had an abusive childhood...'
 
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