The Real Housewives #12 Money can’t buy you class

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I really enjoyed that SL premiere (surprised because I dropped off during Season 3) - even Mary (though I wonder how long it’ll be before she retreats back to the infinity closet)

This week’s RHONY was more of the same. Jessel - who actually seems really sweet - was right with the cackling hags comment

Those hags can be happy now that someone’s opening up
 
She couldn't be open about it because Cass was still married. And to be fair, she posted her a lot in stories, just not on her grid.

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Who Is Jenna Lyons' Girlfriend? All About Cass Bird

Jenna Lyons is dating photographer Cass Bird. Here's everything to know about the 'Real Housewives of New York City' star's partner.
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("details are unclear": Cass cheated lol)

I remember her from when I was obsessed with intothegloss:
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Cass & Ali Bird

The photographer and the Wall Group agent at home in Brooklyn
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kale-supremacist said:
She couldn't be open about it because Cass was still married. And to be fair, she posted her a lot in stories, just not on her grid.

people.com

Who Is Jenna Lyons' Girlfriend? All About Cass Bird

Jenna Lyons is dating photographer Cass Bird. Here's everything to know about the 'Real Housewives of New York City' star's partner.
people.com people.com

("details are unclear": Cass cheated lol)
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Bet Mother Earth Erin will have lots to say about that 🫣
 
Morning everyone,

I don't know about you guys, but today I am 'Feelin' Jovani'

Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
And it feels so good

Statement necklace, reckless flair
You can’t take me anywhere
Crowds of people stop and stare
Paparazzi on the air
I fall hard, yes I do
Watch me go it’s nothing new
What they say may be true
I keep walking, wouldn’t you?

Can’t escape this party scene
Hell with countess, now I’m queen
You can catch me on the street
Fabulous and looking sweet
All decked out head to toe
Six-inch heels, don’t you know
Men will come and men will go
Love yourself and it’ll show

Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
And it feels so good

Showroom shopping, what to wear
Pick the dress, I don’t care
That’s my life, meet me there
Come along if you dare
Check the billboard, see my name
Up in lights everyday
Get your tickets come and play
Cabaret’s my Cabernet

One day at a time
Keep your cool and you’ll be fine
One day at a time
Keep your cool, don’t lose your mind
One day at a time
Keep your cool and you’ll be fine
One day at a time
Keep your cool, don’t lose your mind
Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
And it feels so good
 
I'm not happy to see Mary back. I love a good unhinged housewife but she's just awkward and mean. I don't think I have ever seen her lighthearted or having fun with the ladies. This looks like it might be a good season, I have my fingers crossed.

OC was a good episode as well, drunk emily was hilarious. When she said she was surprised not to get branded with an HD on entering the party I thought Heather was going to explode. Heather is incapable of laughing at herself, even on the eve of banking $55m.
 
Kay's Good Cooking said:
Mary: So, Robert Jr has a girlfriend, but everyone's telling me it's his wife... *Ramona eyes* So, we're going to have to figure that one out... [my emphasis]

Producer: You haven't asked him?

Mary: Well I haven't had a chance.

Producer: You live in the same house.

Must admit I chuckled
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The end made me laugh out loud when she said Heather looked inbred.

I'm not a fan of Mary shes another with a ton of skeletons in her horrible closet. That church is deffo a scam
 
Oh I love Mary - just bleeping batshit. I still chuckle to myself whenever I remember her comparing Jenn Shah to criminal Mexicans (sooo wrong but duck me, so hilarious).

A little secret, but all my work passwords are Jovani based. I would try all these variations of my kids name, etc until one time I got fed up and punched in Jovani@NYC2017. Winner!
 
StuffyWuffy said:
I'm not happy to see Mary back. I love a good unhinged housewife but she's just awkward and mean. I don't think I have ever seen her lighthearted or having fun with the ladies. This looks like it might be a good season, I have my fingers crossed.

OC was a good episode as well, drunk emily was hilarious. When she said she was surprised not to get branded with an HD on entering the party I thought Heather was going to explode. Heather is incapable of laughing at herself, even on the eve of banking $55m.
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The funniest thing ever is Emily drunk saying tit that nanna Heather can't stand 😅😅 Heather cannot take it joke, she's got a stick up her arse always. But can lay tit on everyone else and their events that aren't classy enough 🙄. Cannot stand Heather and Terry and how up themselves they are, Terry constantly drops braggy stuff about their wealth and its so gross.
 
Happy Friday everyone! I don't know about you lot but I'm feeling like a diva today. 👑

Take it away Luann -

Viva La Diva -

If you want the truth, and nothing but the truth
Someone's gotta set you straight
I told you money doesn't buy you class
But a diva has needs
See these, they didn’t grow on trees
You gotta make it on your own
I'm talking to you

Once upon a time a woman walked two steps behind
Afraid to talk and speak her mind, kept it all inside
But those days are over, listen sister
Once there was a book of rules that told you how to look
A dissing glance was all it took, to push you to the side
But those days are over, listen mister

Viva la diva, viva la diva
Here's to the diva deep in you
Viva la diva, viva la diva
Let's give somе diva attitude
Viva la diva
Let the diva livе in you

Don't you see the signs
Don't have to read between the lines
'Cause what I want is what is mine
I'm not ashamed
I never look back
So never give up and never surrender

Viva la diva (Viva)
Viva la diva (Diva)
Here's to the diva deep in you
Diva, diva, diva
Let's give some diva attitude
Viva la diva (Oh)
Let the diva live in you

You see these rings, they're mine
You see these shoes, they're Jimmy Choo’s
You see this faux-fur, it's cruelty free, like me (Shut up)
Well let me tell you something ladies
You deserve a piece of the pie
Your penthouse view in the sky

Viva la diva, viva la diva
Here's to the diva deep in you
Diva, diva, diva
Let's give some diva attitude
Viva la diva (I’m talking to you)
Viva la diva (Oh)
Let the diva live in you
 
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Has anyone here read this? Does it teach you how to have this much fun? (image heavy - featuring Dorinda Medler)
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Ingognito.Queen said:
Sorry, I've gone down a rabbit hole of Luann lyrics....

Girl Code anyone?

'I'm the type of girl that's always loyal 'til the end
People come and go but I'll always be a friend
How would you feel 'cause there's no deal?
Would you care?
No, not really
I'm in the sun and I'm having fun

Don't be so uncool (You broke the girl code)
'Cause all that glitters ain't gold (Now I gotta let you go)
I’m just doing me (You broke the girl code)
Don’t be so uncool (Now I gotta let you go)
So don't be so uncool

Don't be so tense
Say all you want but I still disagree
And that's just me
How would you feel if I did keep it real?
Don't be such a witch 'cause I would never be a snitch

I mean, why is this woman not winning awards for her music?!
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The talking bit of Viva la Diva should be the Music Hall of Fame, especially she "shut up!"

You see these rings?
They're mine!
You see these shoes?
They're Jimmy Choo's
See this faux fur?
Its cruelty free, like me! :ROFLMAO:
Shut Up!
Well let me tell you something ladies!
You deserve a piece of the pie, your penthouse view of the sky!
 

You can read a preview of it on the Amazon page.

Summarised some tips I consider relevant from a cursory glance:

Class with the Countess by Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
Part One: The Art of Being Yourself (in Any Situation) [LuAnn must have read this Part when she was demoted to a friend of]
Chapter 1: What's Inside [assumption: Xanax and Rosé]
Chapter 2: What's Outside [tip: Never Hermun Munster. But remember that even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes]
Chapter 3: Fashion and Style [tip: Always Overdress Rather than Underdress]

Part Two: The Art of Making Other People Comfortable [unless they're Bethenny ss 1-3]
Chapter 4: Social Graces [tip: Make the Poorer Pay]
Chapter 5: The Art of Conversation [tip: dominate it]
Chapter 6: At Table [feat. Napkin Finesse]
Chapter 7: The Hostess/Guest Connection [warning: never the fish room and never the lower level]
Chapter 8: The Gracious Child [is not called Bethenny]

Part Three: The Art of Seduction
Chapter 9: How to Get a Man to Fall in Love [and bed] and Stay [shag] in Love [and bed] [tip: Love Optional]
Chapter 10: Seduction Makes the World Go 'Round [So Be Cool, Heather!]

Afterword [AKA Rehab]
 
I don't love Mary as a housewives herself but I love the other housewives reactions to her because it's just as wtf as we all are (barring Meredith apparently). Lisa reading those messages and Mary clearly having no recollection or understanding that she'd literally ripped her to shreds was just amazing.

I do wish they would do some digging into her church and past. Everyone else seems to get the normal housewife treatment of their dirty laundry being aired but for her it's like they have only scratched the surface.
 
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