The Only Way Is Essex cast

[AngryBird101]

Isn't there also Crack Mouth?

Never heard of crack mouth but god, it makes the weight drop off you, one night of smoking it would make me lose about 5 lbs I kid you not, people look far worse when they’re addicted to crack than smack, from what I’ve seen anyway and don’t even get me started on people that take both, jeez.

Yeah, I’m yet to meet a heroin addict who’s teeth hasn’t fell out or hasn’t got extremely bad dental hygiene my friends mum has a full set of dentures now top and bottom!

Hello my name is Angry Bird and I have all my teeth!! And they’re white (thanks to whitening) it’s all about taking extra care of yourself, I went to the sunbeds too so I was healthy looking, Infact one dealer said to me “there’s no way your on smack” and this was after having been addicted for 8 years!!

 

[Death2unicorns]

Never heard of crack mouth but god, it makes the weight drop off you, one night of smoking it would make me lose about 5 lbs I kid you not, people look far worse when they’re addicted to crack than smack, from what I’ve seen anyway and don’t even get me started on people that take both, jeez.


Hello my name is Angry Bird and I have all my teeth!! And they’re white (thanks to whitening) it’s all about taking extra care of yourself, I went to the sunbeds too so I was healthy looking, Infact one dealer said to me “there’s no way your on smack” and this was after having been addicted for 8 years!!

What inspired you to kick the habit in the end if you don’t mind me asking? Someone close to me is long term addicted I wish I could somehow persuade them to stop

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

So, my hubby’s friend is one of those people who buy up old stock, like a liquidator- when shops are closing down, sometimes he’ll get a good parcel, which he would either sell on to a third party, or he might sell the stock himself.
So, this all happened 2 years ago. My hubbies friend bought some stock, and decided to sell it himself in an industrial estate in Debden, near Loughton. It’s also worth mentioning that this guy is in his late 70’s, not got great health, and wouldn’t hurt a fly. So, it turned out that the stock he was selling was Tommy Mallet’s new trainer line. And obviously the shop had initially bought the stock from Tommy, it was all above board, but for whatever reason, the shop was loosing money and had to sell the trainers to my hubby’s friend. So, Tommy heard that his trainers were being sold in a shop in Debden. It was a Saturday afternoon, and Tommy was absolutely bleeping steaming over his trainers, and so he and a couple of his mates went over to Debden to look for the shop. The shop was full of kids, mums etc, the usual Saturday shopping bargain hunters. So, Tommy Mallet burst in to the shop, he was shouting and screaming “Where did you get my bleeping trainers you bleeping bleep!” The shop emptied, cos Tommy was going absolutely ape-tit!!.....He started kicking the display stands over, and was trying to get his trainers out of the shop. Meanwhile, our friend (who is an old frail man)
was trying desperately to tell Tommy that the trainers were part of a parcel he had legally bought when the shop had closed down, but it feel on deaf ears, Tommy Mallet was so angry, and then he started pushing and shoving our (OLD) friend, and he was shoving him in the chest, and shouting in his face, it was awful, and eventually my other half had to go over there to sort things out. Tommy Mallet is so bleeping stupid, god knows how he’s got so succesful-but we made sure that everyone knew what Tommy had done - getting physical and pushing and shoving an OLD MAN!! What a nasty little bleep he is.

 

[CrackRatcher]

So, my hubby’s friend is one of those people who buy up old stock, like a liquidator- when shops are closing down, sometimes he’ll get a good parcel, which he would either sell on to a third party, or he might sell the stock himself.
So, this all happened 2 years ago. My hubbies friend bought some stock, and decided to sell it himself in an industrial estate in Debden, near Loughton. It’s also worth mentioning that this guy is in his late 70’s, not got great health, and wouldn’t hurt a fly. So, it turned out that the stock he was selling was Tommy Mallet’s new trainer line. And obviously the shop had initially bought the stock from Tommy, it was all above board, but for whatever reason, the shop was loosing money and had to sell the trainers to my hubby’s friend. So, Tommy heard that his trainers were being sold in a shop in Debden. It was a Saturday afternoon, and Tommy was absolutely bleeping steaming over his trainers, and so he and a couple of his mates went over to Debden to look for the shop. The shop was full of kids, mums etc, the usual Saturday shopping bargain hunters. So, Tommy Mallet burst in to the shop, he was shouting and screaming “Where did you get my bleeping trainers you bleeping bleep!” The shop emptied, cos Tommy was going absolutely ape-tit!!.....He started kicking the display stands over, and was trying to get his trainers out of the shop. Meanwhile, our friend (who is an old frail man)
was trying desperately to tell Tommy that the trainers were part of a parcel he had legally bought when the shop had closed down, but it feel on deaf ears, Tommy Mallet was so angry, and then he started pushing and shoving our (OLD) friend, and he was shoving him in the chest, and shouting in his face, it was awful, and eventually my other half had to go over there to sort things out. Tommy Mallet is so bleeping stupid, god knows how he’s got so succesful-but we made sure that everyone knew what Tommy had done - getting physical and pushing and shoving an OLD MAN!! What a nasty little bleep he is.

Surely that would of made the papers? Shocking though

Never heard of crack mouth but god, it makes the weight drop off you, one night of smoking it would make me lose about 5 lbs I kid you not, people look far worse when they’re addicted to crack than smack, from what I’ve seen anyway and don’t even get me started on people that take both, jeez.


Hello my name is Angry Bird and I have all my teeth!! And they’re white (thanks to whitening) it’s all about taking extra care of yourself, I went to the sunbeds too so I was healthy looking, Infact one dealer said to me “there’s no way your on smack” and this was after having been addicted for 8 years!!

Brilliant, well done for been sober I can’t even begin to imagine the fight you must of went through and proberly are still going through! Well done you

 

[Notredamn]

True but plenty folks I know do look younger and I mean 10 years younger! Some heroin addicts don’t look that bad, nobody guessed I was one when I was but then I still ate and didn’t lose weight and get my teeth whitened so smoking smack didn’t ruin them, thankfully!

I think alcoholics look worse than drug addicts.


I think Dan’s mum has a cheek not to like Amber, he treats her like tit and so his mum should be telling her son how to treat women right, Amber and Dan totally suit each other in every which way.


Yeah but thankfully not all addicts look like that, you also need to take care of yourself with drugs and some folks just don’t, and they were on more than smack.

Cor, are you sure you weren't/aren't on something else?! No offence. You do know a spot of tooth whitening doesn't undo rotting, crumbling teeth? That's why they go black, not cos they're a bit stained. Went on the sun beds to maintain a healthy appearance...blimey. Some addicts can develop an almost child-like, odd look but that's not to say they look ten years younger. Ive known people to look practically elderly at the age of 35. You've led quite the life! Online, at least.

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

Never heard of crack mouth but god, it makes the weight drop off you, one night of smoking it would make me lose about 5 lbs I kid you not, people look far worse when they’re addicted to crack than smack, from what I’ve seen anyway and don’t even get me started on people that take both, jeez.


Hello my name is Angry Bird and I have all my teeth!! And they’re white (thanks to whitening) it’s all about taking extra care of yourself, I went to the sunbeds too so I was healthy looking, Infact one dealer said to me “there’s no way your on smack” and this was after having been addicted for 8 years!!

Actually I think you are very brave for being so honest.

 

[CrackRatcher]

Cor, are you sure you weren't/aren't on something else?! No offence. You do know a spot of tooth whitening doesn't undo rotting, crumbling teeth? That's why they go black, not cos they're a bit stained. Went on the sun beds to maintain a healthy appearance...blimey. Some addicts can develop an almost child-like, odd look but that's not to say they look ten years younger. Ive known people to look practically elderly at the age of 35. You've led quite the life! Online, at least.

Sunbeds age people too! teeth whitening damages teeth even more too so you’ve got a point! The heroin addicts around me must be on a bad batch cause they look terrible I must say

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

I used to think he was soooo fit

Me to!!! I was always team Kirk as opposed to that smug little bleep Mark Wright

Anything on Lauren Popes bf ? I’ve read he left his wife and 3 kids but can’t find anything online

I don’t know what Lauren Pope is doing now, but she used to be a high class prostitute, and in the early days of Towie, she used to live in a flat with her pimp/dealer. She’s really not a nice person, and is a proper two faced back stabbing old bleep.

 

[AngryBird101]

What inspired you to kick the habit in the end if you don’t mind me asking? Someone close to me is long term addicted I wish I could somehow persuade them to stop

Well I had hurt my family so much with my addiction and heroin made me very depressed in the end and I honestly just got sick of it, plus the quality of the heroin that was going about was bleeping awful because 99% of dealers are greedy bastards and don’t give you what you pay for, and I had been prescribed methadone so I had a few days off of smack to start with, and all my emotions started to come back, I started listening to music all the time and I could feel feelings there and I cried for about 3 days night and day about what I had done to my family and I just started thinking that I felt better off of smack than I did on it, I had more money (at one point I spent £1700 on smack a week!) and I thought duck it I’m stopping, at first I would have a few days off of it here and there and then eventually I just stopped and started seeing the world for how it REALLY was, I started remembering that I had a brain and that I had wasted so many years on it, plus talking to other addicts and hearing them talk all about being able to score etc etc and I had a realisation that I was exactly like these people and I hated it, plus I got compliments on my skin looking better, (the sunbed tan covered most of it but I still looked tired a fair bit) and as I’m a vain cow then my looks are important to me, and that was that.

The average heroin addict will relapse 6 times before they stop, I also had to stop seeing certain mates until I was strong enough because I had mates that I truly cared about and didn’t want to stop seeing them, I got no counselling about addiction and did it all myself so I am proud of myself but it’s ruined my self esteem and it’s made me a bit afraid of confrontation and I was never like that before so I have plenty of scars so to speak, from the smack.

Sunbeds age people too! teeth whitening damages teeth even more too so you’ve got a point! The heroin addicts around me must be on a bad batch cause they look terrible I must say

No I’m positive I’m not on something else, not all addicts don’t take care of themselves, I went to my dental appointments all the time and it’s not heroin alone that destroy teeth, it’s not taking care of them, some folks stop brushing them due to smack and as I was an escort then looking good was necessary.

Sunbeds do age you but in saying that then it doesn’t mean I look older, plus lots of sex keeps people looking younger and I was having lots of that! They may well catch up with me eventually but for now, then they haven’t.


I am 39 in 2 weeks and the majority of folks always think I’m 33-35, I have good genes as my mum and her sister look younger too.

Whitening does erode teeth but only after years and I only did that twice a year, plus it’s methadone that mess with teeth more than smack and not going to dentists not brushing your teeth etc.

Just because a majority of addicts look bad then it doesn’t mean we all do, and you have to take into consideration that many addicts can’t afford food too and this effects the way you look, your weight, your skin etc etc, and you don’t know what else people are on.

Don‘t get me wrong, most addicts look like addicts BUT I knows tit load that don’t and that look younger.

It’s all about taking care of yourself and you have to take extra care with a smack issue.

Sunbeds age people too! teeth whitening damages teeth even more too so you’ve got a point! The heroin addicts around me must be on a bad batch cause they look terrible I must say

Also I don’t have crumbling rotting teeth so why assume so?

Also lots of addicts feel they have nothing to get clean for and so they don’t, sad but true and the majority of us have had some type of thing happen that makes us take smack.

They say drug addicts are wired differently to non addicts, it’s like getting into a car knowing that it’s going to crash yet still doing it and knowing the outcome, definition of insanity is it not?

 

[Twopenniesworth]

Well I had hurt my family so much with my addiction and heroin made me very depressed in the end and I honestly just got sick of it, plus the quality of the heroin that was going about was bleeping awful because 99% of dealers are greedy bastards and don’t give you what you pay for, and I had been prescribed methadone so I had a few days off of smack to start with, and all my emotions started to come back, I started listening to music all the time and I could feel feelings there and I cried for about 3 days night and day about what I had done to my family and I just started thinking that I felt better off of smack than I did on it, I had more money (at one point I spent £1700 on smack a week!) and I thought duck it I’m stopping, at first I would have a few days off of it here and there and then eventually I just stopped and started seeing the world for how it REALLY was, I started remembering that I had a brain and that I had wasted so many years on it, plus talking to other addicts and hearing them talk all about being able to score etc etc and I had a realisation that I was exactly like these people and I hated it, plus I got compliments on my skin looking better, (the sunbed tan covered most of it but I still looked tired a fair bit) and as I’m a vain cow then my looks are important to me, and that was that.

The average heroin addict will relapse 6 times before they stop, I also had to stop seeing certain mates until I was strong enough because I had mates that I truly cared about and didn’t want to stop seeing them, I got no counselling about addiction and did it all myself so I am proud of myself but it’s ruined my self esteem and it’s made me a bit afraid of confrontation and I was never like that before so I have plenty of scars so to speak, from the smack.


No I’m positive I’m not on something else, not all addicts don’t take care of themselves, I went to my dental appointments all the time and it’s not heroin alone that destroy teeth, it’s not taking care of them, some folks stop brushing them due to smack and as I was an escort then looking good was necessary.

Sunbeds do age you but in saying that then it doesn’t mean I look older, plus lots of sex keeps people looking younger and I was having lots of that! They may well catch up with me eventually but for now, then they haven’t.


I am 39 in 2 weeks and the majority of folks always think I’m 33-35, I have good genes as my mum and her sister look younger too.

Whitening does erode teeth but only after years and I only did that twice a year, plus it’s methadone that mess with teeth more than smack and not going to dentists not brushing your teeth etc.

Just because a majority of addicts look bad then it doesn’t mean we all do, and you have to take into consideration that many addicts can’t afford food too and this effects the way you look, your weight, your skin etc etc, and you don’t know what else people are on.

Don‘t get me wrong, most addicts look like addicts BUT I knows tit load that don’t and that look younger.

It’s all about taking care of yourself and you have to take extra care with a smack issue.


Also I don’t have crumbling rotting teeth so why assume so?

Also lots of addicts feel they have nothing to get clean for and so they don’t, sad but true and the majority of us have had some type of thing happen that makes us take smack.

They say drug addicts are wired differently to non addicts, it’s like getting into a car knowing that it’s going to crash yet still doing it and knowing the outcome, definition of insanity is it not?

Well done for fighting your addiction

 

[AngryBird101]

Plus injecting smack is worse than smoking it in EVERY way and I smoked it too so that’s another market against people that use it, plus lots of addicts that like downers take Valium on top of smack because the quality of the smack is that poor they need extra to get stoned.

 

[CrackRatcher]

Plus injecting smack is worse than smoking it in EVERY way and I smoked it too so that’s another market against people that use it, plus lots of addicts that like downers take Valium on top of smack because the quality of the smack is that poor they need extra to get stoned.

You’ve had quite a life! I follow most the threads you doo and learnt so much about you from them, what a crazy life

 

[AngryBird101]

So, my hubby’s friend is one of those people who buy up old stock, like a liquidator- when shops are closing down, sometimes he’ll get a good parcel, which he would either sell on to a third party, or he might sell the stock himself.
So, this all happened 2 years ago. My hubbies friend bought some stock, and decided to sell it himself in an industrial estate in Debden, near Loughton. It’s also worth mentioning that this guy is in his late 70’s, not got great health, and wouldn’t hurt a fly. So, it turned out that the stock he was selling was Tommy Mallet’s new trainer line. And obviously the shop had initially bought the stock from Tommy, it was all above board, but for whatever reason, the shop was loosing money and had to sell the trainers to my hubby’s friend. So, Tommy heard that his trainers were being sold in a shop in Debden. It was a Saturday afternoon, and Tommy was absolutely bleeping steaming over his trainers, and so he and a couple of his mates went over to Debden to look for the shop. The shop was full of kids, mums etc, the usual Saturday shopping bargain hunters. So, Tommy Mallet burst in to the shop, he was shouting and screaming “Where did you get my bleeping trainers you bleeping bleep!” The shop emptied, cos Tommy was going absolutely ape-tit!!.....He started kicking the display stands over, and was trying to get his trainers out of the shop. Meanwhile, our friend (who is an old frail man)
was trying desperately to tell Tommy that the trainers were part of a parcel he had legally bought when the shop had closed down, but it feel on deaf ears, Tommy Mallet was so angry, and then he started pushing and shoving our (OLD) friend, and he was shoving him in the chest, and shouting in his face, it was awful, and eventually my other half had to go over there to sort things out. Tommy Mallet is so bleeping stupid, god knows how he’s got so succesful-but we made sure that everyone knew what Tommy had done - getting physical and pushing and shoving an OLD MAN!! What a nasty little bleep he is.

OMFG what a total bully!! Sounds like he has an anger issue and surely his trainers were another VB thing where some actual designer designed them and TM gets all the credit!!

You’ve had quite a life! I follow most the threads you doo and learnt so much about you from them, what a crazy life

Yes it is and this is why Netflix are making a movie about me and not Katie Price, Gal Gadot is playing me!!

Jokes...

 

[Holograms]

Can we stick to essex gossip and not derail with the, how heroin is some type of anti Ageing serum please

 

[Death2unicorns]

So, my hubby’s friend is one of those people who buy up old stock, like a liquidator- when shops are closing down, sometimes he’ll get a good parcel, which he would either sell on to a third party, or he might sell the stock himself.
So, this all happened 2 years ago. My hubbies friend bought some stock, and decided to sell it himself in an industrial estate in Debden, near Loughton. It’s also worth mentioning that this guy is in his late 70’s, not got great health, and wouldn’t hurt a fly. So, it turned out that the stock he was selling was Tommy Mallet’s new trainer line. And obviously the shop had initially bought the stock from Tommy, it was all above board, but for whatever reason, the shop was loosing money and had to sell the trainers to my hubby’s friend. So, Tommy heard that his trainers were being sold in a shop in Debden. It was a Saturday afternoon, and Tommy was absolutely bleeping steaming over his trainers, and so he and a couple of his mates went over to Debden to look for the shop. The shop was full of kids, mums etc, the usual Saturday shopping bargain hunters. So, Tommy Mallet burst in to the shop, he was shouting and screaming “Where did you get my bleeping trainers you bleeping bleep!” The shop emptied, cos Tommy was going absolutely ape-tit!!.....He started kicking the display stands over, and was trying to get his trainers out of the shop. Meanwhile, our friend (who is an old frail man)
was trying desperately to tell Tommy that the trainers were part of a parcel he had legally bought when the shop had closed down, but it feel on deaf ears, Tommy Mallet was so angry, and then he started pushing and shoving our (OLD) friend, and he was shoving him in the chest, and shouting in his face, it was awful, and eventually my other half had to go over there to sort things out. Tommy Mallet is so bleeping stupid, god knows how he’s got so succesful-but we made sure that everyone knew what Tommy had done - getting physical and pushing and shoving an OLD MAN!! What a nasty little bleep he is.

He has always come across as a nasty little bastard to me, god knows what nice but dim Georgia sees in him!

 

[AngryBird101]

Well done for fighting your addiction

Thank you It’s the fags and weed I need to stop now but I believe I’ll always be an addict or something, not a drinker at all really, except Moët champagne!!!

Can we stick to essex gossip and not derail with the, how heroin is some type of anti Ageing serum please

Sorry

 

[CrackRatcher]

Can we stick to essex gossip and not derail with the, how heroin is some type of anti Ageing serum please

Nah I agree I don’t think people should be promoting heroin as a anti ageing serum .. anyways does anyone know when towies back on? I hope and pray chloe sims isn’t on it anymore

 

[AngryBird101]

He has always come across as a nasty little bastard to me, god knows what nice but dim Georgia sees in him!

He is quite good to her though and they are the tightest in the show.

 

[CrackRatcher]

He is quite good to her though and they are the tightest in the show.

I like them together too, it’s interesting that it’s her that doesn’t want kids or marriage for a few years I always thought she seemed the type that did want to settle down, I think they’ll last though

 

[Death2unicorns]

He is quite good to her though and they are the tightest in the show.

I do remember on one series of towie her crying and stressing about him having had some mental health issues and how it was affecting her badly too, I’ve wondered if behind closed doors he has anger and depression issues and takes it out on her
Also it was insanity of her to have that nose job, there was absolutely nothing wrong with her nose before, it suited her face unlike her new one

I like them together too, it’s interesting that it’s her that doesn’t want kids or marriage for a few years I always thought she seemed the type that did want to settle down, I think they’ll last though

Yeah I’ve wondered that too and it makes me think there might be some issues behind closed doors which is stopping her