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So, I know some of the “old” Towie crowd, mainly thru the husband, but I have to tell this story...
When Joey Essex was going out with Sam Faires, her stepdad had not long got out of nick, and they all went on a family holiday to Spain and rented a villa. It was Sam, Joey, Billie, Greg , Sam & Billies mum, stepdad, Greg’s sister and her boyfriend Danny, plus various kids. Joey and Sam were fighting non-stop, and she almost broke his nose at one point. Anyway, one evening, the girls decided to go out, and the boys stayed behind to babysit. Sam, Billie and Greg’s sister came home without their mum. All hell broke loose when the mum eventually came home the next afternoon after spending the night with a random Scottish guy she met in one of the bars whilst out with her daughter’s....She’d been on the nose bag with her one night stand, and told everyone what a good shag she’d had!!....And her husband backed down when she screamed at him how long she’d gone without sex (even though he was now out of prison) That holiday was the real reason that Joey and Sam broke up, as he thought their mum’s behaviour was disgusting (as we all did). Anyway thought I’d share
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
So, I know some of the “old” Towie crowd, mainly thru the husband, but I have to tell this story...
When Joey Essex was going out with Sam Faires, her stepdad had not long got out of nick, and they all went on a family holiday to Spain and rented a villa. It was Sam, Joey, Billie, Greg , Sam & Billies mum, stepdad, Greg’s sister and her boyfriend Danny, plus various kids. Joey and Sam were fighting non-stop, and she almost broke his nose at one point. Anyway, one evening, the girls decided to go out, and the boys stayed behind to babysit. Sam, Billie and Greg’s sister came home without their mum. All hell broke loose when the mum eventually came home the next afternoon after spending the night with a random Scottish guy she met in one of the bars whilst out with her daughter’s....She’d been on the nose bag with her one night stand, and told everyone what a good shag she’d had!!....And her husband backed down when she screamed at him how long she’d gone without sex (even though he was now out of prison) That holiday was the real reason that Joey and Sam broke up, as he thought their mum’s behaviour was disgusting (as we all did). Anyway thought I’d share
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Joey split with Sam because her mums behaviour was disgusting, and not that his girlfriend nearly broke his nose?! 😂😂 Joe’s family ain’t that much better than Sam’s.
 
AngryBird101 said:
Joey split with Sam because her mums behaviour was disgusting, and not that his girlfriend nearly broke his nose?! 😂😂 Joe’s family ain’t that much better than Sam’s.
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Yeah I know 😂 but apparently they were always arguing and it got physical between them many times... Joey has mum issues anyway (having lost his mum to suicide) and I got the impression that he would have put up with the rows if Sam’s mum had been less of a Slapper.
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Yeah I know 😂 but apparently they were always arguing and it got physical between them many times... Joey has mum issues anyway (having lost his mum to suicide) and I got the impression that he would have put up with the rows if Sam’s mum had been less of a Slapper.
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Ahh that makes more sense.

On a different note then why do so many people take coke and have sex? As a woman then coke only got me horny the first few times of using it and it makes me very dry and I mean that dry even lube won’t sort me out!😂😂 sex on drugs is crap as it blocks my nerves so I can’t come.
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Where I’m from, girls especially would love the old nose bag, much more than the blokes. My mate used to proper cane it, and she used to use lube, without it, her bloke said it was like trying to duck a camel with piles 😂
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I can imagine! I’ve taken drugs for 20 years now recreationally and so coke stopped making me horny about 19 years ago, it also makes me sweaty and all I want to do is talk, I prefer sex without drugs in all honesty.
 
Chickenchips said:
Any tea on the original towie girls and drug habits ?
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Yes. Lauren Goodger had a very nasty and expensive coke habit, she ended up seeing a local drug dealer, and it’s also true that she worked in Dubai (porta potties LoL) that’s how she got the cash for her bum surgery. And in real life she’s got a very manly face, totally gone overboard with the jaw fillers. Lauren Pope was a high class call girl, that’s how she met Prince Harry, also was heavily into coke and weed, she actually lived in a flat in South Woodford with her pimp just before going on Towie. Amy Childs, more into weed, then got into coke/ecstasy when she was with Kirk Norcross, but Amy’s dad is an old market trader, and he found out about the drugs and apparently threatened Kirk over it. That’s one of the reasons why Amy left, her dad absolutely hated that Essex drug scene. Billie Mucklow is actually lovely and a right laugh, she didn’t touch drugs. Chloe Sims, loves coke, and used to do it in front of her daughter Madison, Frankie Essex, a big big drinker, not so much drugs, Gemma - no drugs, but used to drink before filming, same as Frankie. Also, to add, The Wright family are REALLY disliked locally. Years ago, Mark bought a pub called The White Hart in Woodford Wells, he turned it into a club, but it got firebombed a few weeks after it opened, apparently Mark Wright Snr owed money to a firm and never payed it back. Also Arg has a really really bad Ketamine habit- they tried to say it was coke, but Arg is best friends with a family member, and he said that Arg has come very close to overdosing several times.
With regards to the photo of Mark Wright Snr and a certain gangster, that’s Stevie Hunt, he’s Davey Hunts big brother, I know both of them, and they are lovely to me but very much feared in Essex. Actually Davey has a wicki Page (Lol) and also goes by the nickname “The Long Fella” due to his 6”5 height. There’s a book about them called “Judas Pig” Davey Hunts name was changed to Danny In the book.
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Yes. Lauren Goodger had a very nasty and expensive coke habit, she ended up seeing a local drug dealer, and it’s also true that she worked in Dubai (porta potties LoL) that’s how she got the cash for her bum surgery. And in real life she’s got a very manly face, totally gone overboard with the jaw fillers. Lauren Pope was a high class call girl, that’s how she met Prince Harry, also was heavily into coke and weed, she actually lived in a flat in South Woodford with her pimp just before going on Towie. Amy Childs, more into weed, then got into coke/ecstasy when she was with Kirk Norcross, but Amy’s dad is an old market trader, and he found out about the drugs and apparently threatened Kirk over it. That’s one of the reasons why Amy left, her dad absolutely hated that Essex drug scene. Billie Mucklow is actually lovely and a right laugh, she didn’t touch drugs. Chloe Sims, loves coke, and used to do it in front of her daughter Madison, Frankie Essex, a big big drinker, not so much drugs, Gemma - no drugs, but used to drink before filming, same as Frankie. Also, to add, The Wright family are REALLY disliked locally. Years ago, Mark bought a pub called The White Hart in Woodford Wells, he turned it into a club, but it got firebombed a few weeks after it opened, apparently Mark Wright Snr owed money to a firm and never payed it back. Also Arg has a really really bad Ketamine habit- they tried to say it was coke, but Arg is best friends with a family member, and he said that Arg has come very close to overdosing several times.
With regards to the photo of Mark Wright Snr and a certain gangster, that’s Stevie Hunt, he’s Davey Hunts big brother, I know both of them, and they are lovely to me but very much feared in Essex. Actually Davey has a wicki Page (Lol) and also goes by the nickname “The Long Fella” due to his 6”5 height. There’s a book about them called “Judas Pig” Davey Hunts name was changed to Danny In the book.
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This is what I like to hear. Thank you. We need more!! Haha x
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
So, I know some of the “old” Towie crowd, mainly thru the husband, but I have to tell this story...
When Joey Essex was going out with Sam Faires, her stepdad had not long got out of nick, and they all went on a family holiday to Spain and rented a villa. It was Sam, Joey, Billie, Greg , Sam & Billies mum, stepdad, Greg’s sister and her boyfriend Danny, plus various kids. Joey and Sam were fighting non-stop, and she almost broke his nose at one point. Anyway, one evening, the girls decided to go out, and the boys stayed behind to babysit. Sam, Billie and Greg’s sister came home without their mum. All hell broke loose when the mum eventually came home the next afternoon after spending the night with a random Scottish guy she met in one of the bars whilst out with her daughter’s....She’d been on the nose bag with her one night stand, and told everyone what a good shag she’d had!!....And her husband backed down when she screamed at him how long she’d gone without sex (even though he was now out of prison) That holiday was the real reason that Joey and Sam broke up, as he thought their mum’s behaviour was disgusting (as we all did). Anyway thought I’d share
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omg succccch tea... well I have heard that Suzie Wells(Sam and Billies mum) is a right Slag.. she is a bike and apparently loves younger guys and sleeps around a lot.. makes sense even considering some of her behaviour on mummy diaries
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Yes. Lauren Goodger had a very nasty and expensive coke habit, she ended up seeing a local drug dealer, and it’s also true that she worked in Dubai (porta potties LoL) that’s how she got the cash for her bum surgery. And in real life she’s got a very manly face, totally gone overboard with the jaw fillers. Lauren Pope was a high class call girl, that’s how she met Prince Harry, also was heavily into coke and weed, she actually lived in a flat in South Woodford with her pimp just before going on Towie. Amy Childs, more into weed, then got into coke/ecstasy when she was with Kirk Norcross, but Amy’s dad is an old market trader, and he found out about the drugs and apparently threatened Kirk over it. That’s one of the reasons why Amy left, her dad absolutely hated that Essex drug scene. Billie Mucklow is actually lovely and a right laugh, she didn’t touch drugs. Chloe Sims, loves coke, and used to do it in front of her daughter Madison, Frankie Essex, a big big drinker, not so much drugs, Gemma - no drugs, but used to drink before filming, same as Frankie. Also, to add, The Wright family are REALLY disliked locally. Years ago, Mark bought a pub called The White Hart in Woodford Wells, he turned it into a club, but it got firebombed a few weeks after it opened, apparently Mark Wright Snr owed money to a firm and never payed it back. Also Arg has a really really bad Ketamine habit- they tried to say it was coke, but Arg is best friends with a family member, and he said that Arg has come very close to overdosing several times.
With regards to the photo of Mark Wright Snr and a certain gangster, that’s Stevie Hunt, he’s Davey Hunts big brother, I know both of them, and they are lovely to me but very much feared in Essex. Actually Davey has a wicki Page (Lol) and also goes by the nickname “The Long Fella” due to his 6”5 height. There’s a book about them called “Judas Pig” Davey Hunts name was changed to Danny In the book.
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Totally not surprised by Lauren goodger snd chloe sims . Thanks for all the tea x
 
TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
Yes. Lauren Goodger had a very nasty and expensive coke habit, she ended up seeing a local drug dealer, and it’s also true that she worked in Dubai (porta potties LoL) that’s how she got the cash for her bum surgery. And in real life she’s got a very manly face, totally gone overboard with the jaw fillers. Lauren Pope was a high class call girl, that’s how she met Prince Harry, also was heavily into coke and weed, she actually lived in a flat in South Woodford with her pimp just before going on Towie. Amy Childs, more into weed, then got into coke/ecstasy when she was with Kirk Norcross, but Amy’s dad is an old market trader, and he found out about the drugs and apparently threatened Kirk over it. That’s one of the reasons why Amy left, her dad absolutely hated that Essex drug scene. Billie Mucklow is actually lovely and a right laugh, she didn’t touch drugs. Chloe Sims, loves coke, and used to do it in front of her daughter Madison, Frankie Essex, a big big drinker, not so much drugs, Gemma - no drugs, but used to drink before filming, same as Frankie. Also, to add, The Wright family are REALLY disliked locally. Years ago, Mark bought a pub called The White Hart in Woodford Wells, he turned it into a club, but it got firebombed a few weeks after it opened, apparently Mark Wright Snr owed money to a firm and never payed it back. Also Arg has a really really bad Ketamine habit- they tried to say it was coke, but Arg is best friends with a family member, and he said that Arg has come very close to overdosing several times.
With regards to the photo of Mark Wright Snr and a certain gangster, that’s Stevie Hunt, he’s Davey Hunts big brother, I know both of them, and they are lovely to me but very much feared in Essex. Actually Davey has a wicki Page (Lol) and also goes by the nickname “The Long Fella” due to his 6”5 height. There’s a book about them called “Judas Pig” Davey Hunts name was changed to Danny In the book.
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Was this the club that featured on a very early series of TOWIE? I’m sure I remember something similar to this happening
 
proseccolove said:
Was this the club that featured on a very early series of TOWIE? I’m sure I remember something similar to this happening
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No, that club was called Funky Mojos and was in South Woodford. That was where Frankie Essex threw a drink over a guy and it all kicked off, Joey went there to have it out with the guy and was proper mugged off 😂

Twopenniesworth said:
Oh yes I remember too actually. I think Lauren’s shop got done too
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Yes Lauren’s Shop was firebombed, and it’s safe to say that happened because of Mark. The shop itself was in Queens Road, Buckhurst Hill, that’s where Billie Mucklow had her beauty salon, and where the very first Towie scenes were filmed (Amy Childs and Sam Faires window shopping) and remember the fancy dog groomers where the Towie girls used to take their chihuahuas for pink manicures 😂. Also, Lauren used to be super friendly with Chantelle Houghton, she was the one who had the shop before Lauren (It was a ladies boutique- Nothing lady like about either Chantelle or Lauren though!. Regarding Mark Wright’s club In Woodford Wells (Think it was called Deuces) he went into it with Jack Tweed, who is Jade Goody’s widower, Jack was Mark’s best mate, not Arg, but Towie producers couldn’t really have Jack on the programe because he was in and out of prison at the time for attacking a 16 yr old boy with golf clubs, utter wanker. Edit to add - Deuces was on Towie briefly, and they also filmed the aftermath of the firebombing.
 
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TheJoanCollinsFanClub said:
So, I know some of the “old” Towie crowd, mainly thru the husband, but I have to tell this story...
When Joey Essex was going out with Sam Faires, her stepdad had not long got out of nick, and they all went on a family holiday to Spain and rented a villa. It was Sam, Joey, Billie, Greg , Sam & Billies mum, stepdad, Greg’s sister and her boyfriend Danny, plus various kids. Joey and Sam were fighting non-stop, and she almost broke his nose at one point. Anyway, one evening, the girls decided to go out, and the boys stayed behind to babysit. Sam, Billie and Greg’s sister came home without their mum. All hell broke loose when the mum eventually came home the next afternoon after spending the night with a random Scottish guy she met in one of the bars whilst out with her daughter’s....She’d been on the nose bag with her one night stand, and told everyone what a good shag she’d had!!....And her husband backed down when she screamed at him how long she’d gone without sex (even though he was now out of prison) That holiday was the real reason that Joey and Sam broke up, as he thought their mum’s behaviour was disgusting (as we all did). Anyway thought I’d share
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Love when real rea is spilt like this. Please keep sharing
 
Sallyspal said:
omg succccch tea... well I have heard that Suzie Wells(Sam and Billies mum) is a right Slag.. she is a bike and apparently loves younger guys and sleeps around a lot.. makes sense even considering some of her behaviour on mummy diaries
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I bet she is a right dirty!!😂😂😂

I don’t think she is attractive in the slightest but it’s her slim figure that men will like because it’s a young woman’s figure that she has, not many women in the UK at her age have nice figures, not from what I have seen anyway, also when men just want sex then it’s the body they’re interested in, many men will sleep with an ugly woman because they liked her body, bleeping cunts that men are and these men ain’t oil paintings themselves.

On a different note, does anyone think that a woman can have a nice figure yet not a nice body, does that make sense? Asking for reasons of hatred on a woman that has the man that should be with me😂😂
 
AngryBird101 said:
I bet she is a right dirty!!😂😂😂

I don’t think she is attractive in the slightest but it’s her slim figure that men will like because it’s a young woman’s figure that she has, not many women in the UK at her age have nice figures, not from what I have seen anyway, also when men just want sex then it’s the body they’re interested in, many men will sleep with an ugly woman because they liked her body, bleeping cunts that men are and these men ain’t oil paintings themselves.
Remember that saying - Body off Baywatch, face off Crime Watch Lol 😂
On a different note, does anyone think that a woman can have a nice figure yet not a nice body, does that make sense? Asking for reasons of hatred on a woman that has the man that should be with me😂😂
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Remember that old saying, Body off Baywatch, Face off Crime Watch!!

Edit to add- I truly believe that if it’s meant to be, it will happen. Don’t stress yourself over a guy, who you are probably far to good for anyway. Get yourself out there (Obvs when sodding lockdown is over) and I promise you will meet the RIGHT guy eventually. Don’t be bitter - be better. ❤️

AngryBird101 said:
You quoted me but said nothing?😂😂
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Sorry, my bad! Still learning the ropes here!! X
 
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