The Naked Doula
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@theemmaarmstrong
She went througgg this whole thing trying to rebrand the naked doula ages ago into just being her when she made some ridiculous comments about something I can’t remember but it backfired so she now has this other weird ceo account lol
edited to add- there’s a whole story highlight telling her ‘story’ too which is triggering af just fyi. But also said at one point how she was addicted to antidepressants which I am not sure how that can even happen? It just is such a weird and vile way to discuss mental health and medication, saying she no longer relies on these drugs when there are many people who need them and it’s ok to need them
doesn’t make you a drug addict. Really just fucked up messaging tbh. Don’t take prescribed medicines, just throw yourself around saying things about ‘magic’ and you’ll be fine.
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@theemmaarmstrong
She went througgg this whole thing trying to rebrand the naked doula ages ago into just being her when she made some ridiculous comments about something I can’t remember but it backfired so she now has this other weird ceo account lol
edited to add- there’s a whole story highlight telling her ‘story’ too which is triggering af just fyi. But also said at one point how she was addicted to antidepressants which I am not sure how that can even happen? It just is such a weird and vile way to discuss mental health and medication, saying she no longer relies on these drugs when there are many people who need them and it’s ok to need them
I have a real issue with people who essentially try and minimise the importance of medication for Mental Health. Some people would potentially not be able to function or even be here if they didn’t take medication.
You wouldn’t tell a diabetic/some one with heart disease/CF etc they don’t need medication and they can think themselves better, would you?
TreeTrunksApplePie
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The highlight telling her story was one of the most narcissistic things I have ever read. One of the things that stood out to me was her Talking about how her dad lost his partner and didn’t say that the woman meant a lot to her or that she missed her, just that her dad grieving was difficult for HER. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if she didn’t get on with her, she’s the type to not even try to get on with a parents new partner, but to make someone else’s grief all about her is bizarre.@theemmaarmstrong
She went througgg this whole thing trying to rebrand the naked doula ages ago into just being her when she made some ridiculous comments about something I can’t remember but it backfired so she now has this other weird ceo account lol
edited to add- there’s a whole story highlight telling her ‘story’ too which is triggering af just fyi. But also said at one point how she was addicted to antidepressants which I am not sure how that can even happen? It just is such a weird and vile way to discuss mental health and medication, saying she no longer relies on these drugs when there are many people who need them and it’s ok to need them
The thing that made her start a new account was something like saying sugar causes all cancer or something. And the other day she said she had never had her kid vaccinated as she is against them and thanked all the people that unfollowed her after that.
That was it! The sugar cancer thing. I can’t believe I forgot it. Genuinely just horror at these things she says, especially that she hasn’t vaccinated her kids. She’s just giving out misinformation to really vulnerable people especially pregnant and new mums. Absolutely awful human being.The highlight telling her story was one of the most narcissistic things I have ever read. One of the things that stood out to me was her Talking about how her dad lost his partner and didn’t say that the woman meant a lot to her or that she missed her, just that her dad grieving was difficult for HER. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if she didn’t get on with her, she’s the type to not even try to get on with a parents new partner, but to make someone else’s grief all about her is bizarre.
The thing that made her start a new account was something like saying sugar causes all cancer or something. And the other day she said she had never had her kid vaccinated as she is against them and thanked all the people that unfollowed her after that.
She also posted something really crazy about microwaves and wifi/internet waves and how she was horrified she used to put a phone next to her son’s head to play music. For someone that has made a business out of social media and is always on her phone that’s just bizarre.
I’ve been keeping an eye on her social media pages and she seems to have given up on Women Undone account and her ‘intuitive guidance’ that she was trying to charge £888 for
her accounts have gone through so many iterations since she had her son. She was trying to be a virtual doula (at a cost of £4,444) and a business coach (again trying to charge £4,444!) then a CEO boss-babe, then a body healer, then someone with a ‘gift’ speaking to spirits etc. Now she’s deleted all her posts again for like the 3rd time. I actually think she is mentally unstable
I’ve been keeping an eye on her social media pages and she seems to have given up on Women Undone account and her ‘intuitive guidance’ that she was trying to charge £888 for
her accounts have gone through so many iterations since she had her son. She was trying to be a virtual doula (at a cost of £4,444) and a business coach (again trying to charge £4,444!) then a CEO boss-babe, then a body healer, then someone with a ‘gift’ speaking to spirits etc. Now she’s deleted all her posts again for like the 3rd time. I actually think she is mentally unstable
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I really liked her Naked Doula stuff when I was pregnant and definitely benefited from gripping a comb and using ‘floppy face floppy fanny’ during labour but since the LG incident I can’t help but side-eye her. And looking back I can see how toxic and dangerous the whole physiological, non-intervention birth activism rhetoric is. There’s a lot of great discussion to be had around cascade of intervention and the state of maternity services but it’s like they all exist in this dangerous echo chamber and never stop to consider that some people actually DO need medical help for their safety and that of their baby.
Why does she write the word biz instead of business? Makes me irrationally angry
She must realise she’s spouting an absolute crock of tit with this money making stuff. She obviously didn’t make any money from the previous ideas over the past year or so of intuition guidance etc etc so she just looks like an idiot with all this, claiming she’s so successful when she’s obviously not. It’s just one failed money-maker after another. And what’s with using the word delusional?! I don’t think that’s the flex she thinks it is.
The only thing shes been successful with is The Naked Doula but her heart’s not in that anymore because she’s still grieving for her birth experience she didn’t get. I think she’ll try to sell the naked doula brand. That’s the only way she’s actually going to make money now, not this stupid insta boss babe tit that is so fake and cringy
She must realise she’s spouting an absolute crock of tit with this money making stuff. She obviously didn’t make any money from the previous ideas over the past year or so of intuition guidance etc etc so she just looks like an idiot with all this, claiming she’s so successful when she’s obviously not. It’s just one failed money-maker after another. And what’s with using the word delusional?! I don’t think that’s the flex she thinks it is.
The only thing shes been successful with is The Naked Doula but her heart’s not in that anymore because she’s still grieving for her birth experience she didn’t get. I think she’ll try to sell the naked doula brand. That’s the only way she’s actually going to make money now, not this stupid insta boss babe tit that is so fake and cringy
brownstone
Chatty Member
So was it confirmed that her "advice" led to the death of LG's baby? She really is mentally unhinged with some of the stuff she spews.
It’s never been clarified. I’m aware Emma encouraged her to stay at home for longer than recommended after her waters had gone, but from what Lauren said the baby was born healthy and then died 2 days later. That could possibly have been from an infection (because once waters have gone mum/baby are at higher risk of infection especially if not born within 24 hours) but it could’ve also been something totally unrelated such as SIDS.
But I don’t follow Lauren so may’ve missed if something more was said
Just having a nose
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From memory (so this might not be accurate information if anyone has different info please correct me!) Lg stayed at home for three days after her waters broke. The maximum the nhs would advise would be 24 hours. I remember at the time the naked doula did encourage her to stay longer but I’m not sure how much actual input she had in the length of time lg stayed at home. Either way, the narrative that this woman pushes is incredibly dangerous. Intervention rates are high, that’s true but people act like that’s a bad thing. In an ideal world, I’m sure most people would love a natural ‘normal’ birth with a healthy baby at the end of it but unfortunately that’s not how things are. We’re increasingly lucky to live in a country that intervened when medical professionals deem it necessary in my opinion. There are countries out there with less medical supplies than we have whose infant and mother mortalities are much much higher. I for one am incredibly great full for medical intervention, I lost 2liters of blood with my second daughter and would’ve died had it not been for them. My third was a similar story and I ended up having a c section, and thankfully my baby and I were healthy at the end of it, which is all I could ever ask for.
From what I can gather that has been written in articles etc is that she stayed home for a couple of days after her waters breaking, and whilst having a routine check by a midwife at home they couldn’t find a heart beat at which point she was blue lighted to hospital and the little girl died shortly after birth. I think the official statement was that she had the umbilical cord wrapped around her neck.
Both the below articles discuss the fact the hospital advised her to go in, but a decision was made to remain at home - which, if I’m being blunt, was a decision potentially highly influenced by the naked doula and the information she was peddling at the time.
I never actually write posts on tattle, but this story has really stuck with me and my heart breaks for Lauren. As I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s a bad person but I do think she is easily influenced and people have taken advantage of that over the years for their own gain. And yes, she is an adult with her own ability to make decisions; but she clearly trusted and believed in what information had been given to her at the time.
She has to live with that choice forever. There is no second chance, and there is no making things right. What I think upsets and disturbs me the most is that the exact person who was influencing that choice appears to have washed her hands of it and is now finding new ways to influence naive/vulnerable people into handing over their cash.
Honestly - it gives me chills.
Both the below articles discuss the fact the hospital advised her to go in, but a decision was made to remain at home - which, if I’m being blunt, was a decision potentially highly influenced by the naked doula and the information she was peddling at the time.
I never actually write posts on tattle, but this story has really stuck with me and my heart breaks for Lauren. As I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s a bad person but I do think she is easily influenced and people have taken advantage of that over the years for their own gain. And yes, she is an adult with her own ability to make decisions; but she clearly trusted and believed in what information had been given to her at the time.
She has to live with that choice forever. There is no second chance, and there is no making things right. What I think upsets and disturbs me the most is that the exact person who was influencing that choice appears to have washed her hands of it and is now finding new ways to influence naive/vulnerable people into handing over their cash.
Honestly - it gives me chills.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...tillbirth-admits-doesnt-know-happy-again.html
https://amp.12ft.io/https://www.the...uren-goodger-on-tragedy-trolls-and-reality-tv
She was absolutely manic on her instagram stories today. Could she be on drugs? I don’t have any experience of seeing people on drugs (that I know of anyway!) but that’s what I imagine someone high on coke to be like.
I wonder how often she has time away from her children. It must be at least a couple of nights a week from the looks of things.
I wonder how often she has time away from her children. It must be at least a couple of nights a week from the looks of things.
Sparagon/1
Chatty Member
I think she could actusllly be manic
I wonder if her manic behaviour is what caused her separation from her husband. She went totally off the rails with the tin foil hat conspiracy theories after the birth of her youngest. I think she’s alluded to being the one who decided to leave the marriage but that could be because he wasn’t putting up with her crazy tit