The Lodge Guys #56 With friends like The Lodge Guys who needs enemies?

[century898]

His snidey comments to Pouty about feeling robbed his face said it all.

I got heat stroke from Skegness Butlins of all places and there is no way I could have rode a scooter anywhere never mind had a few cocktails after. The big baby just couldn't handle the heat and wanted to leave and that was his way if getting prick on board to go back to the van

The thing is if Prink hadn’t been so tight with how far out they had to bloody park they would have had a shorter drive and Leigh may not have moaned as much or Nick could have gone on his own whilst the baby nipped back to the Van on his own.

 

[florida1011]

not surprised at all that they’re stealing drone footage. Same for them stealing vanpuravida van design interior and never crediting him, arseholes. Interesting they recently starting following an Italian digital creator on ig - giorgio teti (blue tick verified and over a million followers) he posts drone footage from all over Italy…. I might just have to spend some time checking his videos out on ig to see if the cunts have stolen anything from him.

 

[Flowerstar68]

"That's not a cannoli" says prick, pointing at a pastry labelled cannoli.
In Italy, home of the cannoli, and Prick knows best.
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"We're in St Marks Square, in Italian it's known as San Marcos Square"
No, you idiot, in Italian it's Piazza San Marco.
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They went to Venice and didn't actually show St Marks Square properly, or the Basilica.

 

[kizzy]

Why has Pouty now decided he doesn't mind his pasty pigeons tits being flaunted on the vlogs? This is a man who once wore a button up dress shirt in a waterpark because he was too scared to take his top off.

It felt Prick edited that last vlog because the toplessness along with the prolonged, extremely embarrassing getting in and out of the boat on Lake Garda was mortifying for the bald one.

I didn't half laugh when he slipped into the water off the back of the boat.

 

[Every Day Is Rest]

I didn't half laugh when he slipped into the water off the back of the boat.

That was, by far, the highlight of the vlog for me; he's such a fucking wimp, it's unbelievable

 

[rasperryripple]

I knew it would be hard, the home of my grandparents, my favourite country to visit on Earth, but, fuck me! Its torture watching these utter goons butcher Italy! How rich is it when red eyes says 'You just want to know the history of it, not just what it says on Google' 2 seconds later he reads off a Google search he's found!!! It's infuriatingly wank! Professor Prick and assitant Lady Bean's, Shit, Boring and Commonly Known Established Factoid laden guide to Venice.

This annoys me so much. Shut up Prick it’s safe to assume anyone watching your you tube vlogs is quite capable of googling this for themselves if they are interested.

 

[Red Fraggle]

The constant use of Google for information is getting boring. Why don't The Gruesome Twosome just park the van, go for a walk and explore without being guided by his phone?

 

[Unknown574]

Funny that because Pouty had a hissy fit in Rome they missed out on another country on this trip.

 

[Binksybum]

Well! I’ve just watched the Venice vlog and honestly, they never cease to amaze me! And not in a good way! Gondola drivers? Would that be Gondoliers?
Those parties were not Cannolis as Prick knows better than the locals.
Pasta Fresca? Fresh pasta, not a style like conchigli for example.
oh I could go on, it you all know exactly what I mean.
And when will Pouty ( with such a furry old man bod by the way), stop bloody pointing!

 

[Fatman74]

Temu Taylor....sounds like a shit tribute act..." ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment...its temu Taylor and the bullshitters "

 

[Emmy79]

I mean. C’mon….

It’s also the thought of one of them having to stop and go back and collecting the camera.
What another heap of utter shite.
Followed by Prick taking a picture of a building with Google Lense and then reading it out like he’s bastard David Attenborough to his sheep.

Pisssss errrrfff.

I pissed myself at this 'scene'! The fucking Aldi shopping bag......use a rucksack you idiot, it'll be so much easier!

 

[Fragglerock81]

Once again I paused to go to the toilet.. can someone please stop me doing this...one looks like he's got a cum face and the other has sloth hands ffs

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

how claustrophobic does that look lying under the cupboards!

 

[Geetbo]

I definitely did not need to see the Lodge Guys post coital while eating my tea.

 

[Red Fraggle]

Prick telling us about the vans reg number being automatically added to customs. Was that before or after it was added to Tattle Prick?

 

[ishmaelMish]

Curmer, Vig-net, Schen-zen, using Swiss instead of Switzerland as the noun "i dunno what its like in Swiss". A utopian feeling!!??? What are you on about, you need to understand the definition of words before you use them Professor Prick you baby talking moron!
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"It was almost Holographic"!!! Does he not exist in this plain of reality, is he in a 2D world? Accidentally metaphysical pillock. He really doesn't understand the definition of that word either.

 

[DeakyBlinderz]

Wow Switzerland is absolutely lovely but it's totally lost on these two clowns

No sooner are they at the top of that mountain there moaning about going back down early!!

 

[Theodore]

”What language do they speak in Switzerland?”
”Swiss”

Fucking dimbos.

Can’t deny it’s a stunning country though. If one good thing comes out of this it will be that they realise what’s on their doorstep and that Florida vlogs, at this point, are piss-boring.

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

anyone else temu taylors breaks would fail on the swiss roads

 

[Binksybum]

Curmer, Vig-net, Schen-zen, using Swiss instead of Switzerland as the noun "i dunno what its like in Swiss". A utopian feeling!!??? What are you on about, you need to understand the definition of words before you use them Professor Prick you baby talking moron!
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"It was almost Holographic"!!! Does he not exist in this plain of reality, is he in a 2D world? Accidentally metaphysical pillock. He really doesn't understand the definition of that word either.

Daily he proves how thick he is. The only people thicker are his patrons, sheep what ever,for being taken in by him.