The Lodge Guys #56 With friends like The Lodge Guys who needs enemies?

Who do you dislike the most?

  • Nick

    Votes: 87 61.3%

  • Leigh

    Votes: 55 38.7%
  • Total voters
    142
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Don't you just hate "vloggers"

They get that drone out and ruin everyone's experience with whe whirring of a drone - same with these dicks that do little dances - can't stand them.

"This place (Burano) is lovely - it's old houses and churches - it's exactly what I wanted to see".............you left Venice because you weren't seeing enough history - and went to "Disney Venice"
 
Another vlog and yet again this plonker is on about cinnamon! FFS he’s obsessed! More mentions of past holidays in Italy.😂 Pouty had to mention lake Curmur 😂. The roofs cracking in the van! Well we did all mention that fitting tongue and groove boarding would expand in the heat! But he didn’t listen did he. Brilliant 😂
 
That tour of Venice was embarrassing, blasted through it in about 5 minutes rushing from one thing to another not taking anything in. Just going there to tick a box really.

Also random thought, prick looks much better when he hasn't done his hair with wet look gel like a teenage boy from 2003.
 
Maleficent50 said:
Of course Pricks recreation of truffle pasta is better than the restaurant 🤣🤣 I’m sure it was a packet sauce too he only showed the end dish not making it knobber
Pasta fresco means fresh pasta you fucking idiot not the type of pasta
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And I think Rick thinks Brioche is some kind of herb, his French Toast had a taste OF Brioche, shocker ... it was probably brioche bread!!
 
I mean. C’mon….

It’s also the thought of one of them having to stop and go back and collecting the camera.
What another heap of utter shite.
Followed by Prick taking a picture of a building with Google Lense and then reading it out like he’s bastard David Attenborough to his sheep.

Pisssss errrrfff.
 

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I knew it would be hard, the home of my grandparents, my favourite country to visit on Earth, but, fuck me! Its torture watching these utter goons butcher Italy! How rich is it when red eyes says 'You just want to know the history of it, not just what it says on Google' 2 seconds later he reads off a Google search he's found!!! It's infuriatingly wank! Professor Prick and assitant Lady Bean's, Shit, Boring and Commonly Known Established Factoid laden guide to Venice.
 
Watching these roadtrip vlogs..........

Do you get the impression they are enjoying themselves? It looks so forced

I think they were loving it until they got south of DLP and moved waaaaaay out of their comfort zone.

they have all the tools to be a success (amazing scenery, time to explore, van to go from site to site)

if only they hadn't paid £3.33 for a cooling fan from Temu (but I guess you did "team up" with them 😂😂

This reminds me of the great US Road trip that they hated.

but when your job is to be a dancing monkey for money - you have to keep on dancing regardless
 
His pasta looked so effing gross! Sauce was split, non rendered bacons (should be guancale). Also pasta fresca means fresh pasta you complete helmet! "Looks better than the other night in the restuarant" if I had half his unwarranted self obsession I'd be running the world.
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Bundor said:
Watching these roadtrip vlogs..........

Do you get the impression they are enjoying themselves? It looks so forced

I think they were loving it until they got south of DLP and moved waaaaaay out of their comfort zone.

they have all the tools to be a success (amazing scenery, time to explore, van to go from site to site)

if only they hadn't paid £3.33 for a cooling fan from Temu (but I guess you did "team up" with them 😂😂

This reminds me of the great US Road trip that they hated.

but when your job is to be a dancing monkey for money - you have to keep on dancing regardless
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They absolutely hate it, Pricks monologue on lake "Curmer" Garda gave away the true feelings, couldn't wait to leave.
 
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They don't know how to enjoy themselves especially when their usual posse of sidekicks aren't there to prop them up. For most people the best part of a holiday like this is sitting at a cafe enjoying a glass of wine or two, maybe catch some live music or just sit back and people watch, take it all in. But they're so highly strung, constantly on edge (Prick's anxiety is palpable), so focused on filming content and racing around from one place to the next without actually stopping to take anything in. It's all wasted on them. They're clueless, uncultured and don't know what they don't know.

The night they went for the 3 course meal in Montepulciano, they came out and were gobsmacked that people were still out, eating, drinking, sitting at pavement cafes. Like you're 50 years old, you've been abroad enough times, how is it possible you don't know that this is what it's like in Europe in the summer. No-one else is tucked up in bed by 8pm watching Star Trek and Downton Abbey on repeat.
 
"We were supposed to stay in Venice for 2 nights, we've only done 1, now we're off to Lake Garda"
Why? Stay that second night, explore what's around Venice.
Bloody useless.
"Last time we were here we were on a cruise"
"We've been to Lake Garda before"
Whatever happened to the "we never go to the same place twice" shit prick was spewing a while ago?
 
swipeup said:
They don't know how to enjoy themselves especially when their usual posse of sidekicks aren't there to prop them up. For most people the best part of a holiday like this is sitting at a cafe enjoying a glass of wine or two, maybe catch some live music or just sit back and people watch, take it all in. But they're so highly strung, constantly on edge (Prick's anxiety is palpable), so focused on filming content and racing around from one place to the next without actually stopping to take anything in. It's all wasted on them. They're clueless, uncultured and don't know what they don't know.

The night they went for the 3 course meal in Montepulciano, they came out and were gobsmacked that people were still out, eating, drinking, sitting at pavement cafes. Like you're 50 years old, you've been abroad enough times, how is it possible you don't know that this is what it's like in Europe in the summer. No-one else is tucked up in bed by 8pm watching Star Trek and Downton Abbey on repeat.
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And Baby saying to Rick about Jet Skiing, and Rick telling him to do it for the vlog, not for the fun of it or just because they want too but for the vlog!
 
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