CHECKING INTO A 5 STAR HOTEL ON THE PALM.. (HOW TO DO A LUXURY DUBAI STAY ON A BUDGET) UNREAL!
Driving. Arriving at Raffles aka Ruffles in Ingram world. Creepstopher gets footage of more expensive cars than his
crappy cheap one. In the background the 26392729 Ingham brats stand in the middle of the forecourt. Lazy cackles “one day Babe hey”. He imagines owning a Ferrari or Lambo.
Keep dreaming cause it’ll never happen. They’re at Raffles on The Palm for a fun day.
Someone needs to tell Isla it’s a fun day because she looks like she’s at Nannar’s funeral. They’re there with their besties, Suzie and her side piece, fellow Ingham scammer Raj. Fairmont was too busy because it’s half term in the UK.
Screechy singing from A Level Music Lazy. It smells amazing in the hotel. This is the most beautiful hotel she has ever seen and she loves the cream and gold. They’re off out to the pool to pay for their 250AED each day pass with 100AED able to be redeemed at the bar. Another lift.
Walking. Creepstopher has gone to pay. Lazy needs to put Jace and Mila’s sun cream on. They left the house at 9am and it’s now 10am. They can stay until 7pm. She tells Mila that if she puts her sunglasses down and they get scratched they’ll have to put them straight in the bin. Free buckets of canned water. There’s a service button. Everyone is having cucumber. When Creepstopher gets back they’ll get in the pool. It’s 41° so Suzie said it’s too hot for the beach. It’s best to wait until 4pm. It’s nice to experience a private beach. The sun beds have wheels on.
Pool. Creepstopher wooing. Isabelle, Lazy and Aurora. Aurora falls asleep on Lazy once they’re out of the pool. She’s never been so happy to be organised and filled the cooler box with sandwiches, tomatoes, cucumber, blueberries, ras-puh-breeze, biscuits, Lays and water. The smoked chicken and lettuce sandwiches are the one. It’s pure amazingness. Top Tip from Suzie is book the cheapest room or apartment anywhere and each day spend £50 coming to a resort like this. That £50 can be redeemed against food so it’s basically free.
Lazy is burning. This is the first day they’ve spent all day in the sun. Strawberry daiquiri for Lazy and Raj. Suzie gets passionfruit. Lazy has a taste of the passionfruit and prefers it. More pool.
Lazy has taught Aurora how to clap and she did it twice yesterday. These sun beds have thick mattresses on. The sun has started to lower in the sky so they’re going to the beach. They’ve met an Australian couple who live two hours from the Gold Coast. The girls are having the time of their life talking to Scammers of the Year Raj and Suzie and the old women. Jace and Mila are also in the water but neither Lazy nor Creepstopher are. He says they’re doing this every week. They’re trying to teach themselves they’re not on holiday.
Drone. Sea. The place is unreal according to Creepstopher and he says “it’s literally like swimming in your own pee pee”. Lazy pretends to be as disgusted as I am. The swimming pool is cold. Lazy has to point out the Burj Khalifa to him. Isabelle’s forehead is burnt. Lazy and Isabelle had beef. They have a day of the month where they argue. Lazy told her to put suncream on her forehead so she did a little dab. Lazy said her forehead was bright red and Isabelle said “so are your bingo wings”. Isabelle says she said it in a jokey way. Mila plays on the shore a few metres away with no adult supervision. Creepstopher has his camera in the sea and Lazy is also in the sea but holding Aurora so they’re useless. He says Mila is in her really cute era and then films Atlantis The Palm in the distance.
Chips and pizzas. They’ve had pizza a few times over the past couple of weeks.
Jace and Mila drink cans of water by the pool. This might be the prettiest hotel Lazy has ever seen. Time to go and collect the car and go home. It’s been a special day and the food was good. She’ll never pay £10 for a bowl of overcooked chips again. They’ve all had showers and are off home to watch Reign.
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Isabelle looking for any sign of a decent future. OLLI!!!!!!!!