The Ingham Family #329 The Only Thing Weaker Than His Bloodline Is His Hairline.

[Malcolm Conkers]

It doesn't even make sense - it's meant to be them travelling, but they have stuck a post it on their rearview mirror to remind them to keep travelling? *Whilst* they are driving ?

And the design is such a piece of crap - did Izzy draw it herself and some junior has literally just traced it?

The font for "keep travelling" looks like safety officer Jace wrote it (if he wasn't also illiterate).

It’s hardly something worthy of inscribing permanently. It’s not a motto. It’s like saying ‘keep enjoying Chinese food’, or ‘carry on being interested in photography’.

 

[mags]

It's like Sarah's haircut, all over again. As someone else said, the tattoo artist has much better work in her portfolio and these tattoos don't reflect that.

Is it Creepy with his filming again, putting the young woman off?

@Malcolm Conkers , stand by...I think we might have another tit Midas inductee on the way

 

[Anni1312]

The bow Tattoo is just so Standard and random ... that's something you wanna get rid of when your "whatever tit era" is over.

The other one ... well at least no spelling mistake eh

 

[Charlotte1993]

Who the duck gets a rear view mirror tattoo? Why not a globe, or a plane, or a map, or compass. Or in her case, a bus pass because she's not driving anywhere soon. Is it to remind herself her step dad is sat in the front looking at her in the back of the car

I know someone who travels and they have the compass from pirates of the Caribbean

 

[TinkerBelle]

My kids all have tattoos, both my boys have the BMTH umbrella, neither knew that the other was getting it. I've lost count of how many tattoos the oldest has, my younger son has a full sleeve and has now start on his leg. One of my daughter's has tattoo and I'll admit I've been to a few with her. Usually because she needs someone to drive her! The first one she had done on her 18th birthday and I went as with one of her medical conditions we didn't know how she would react. Her and I also have matching tattoos, they are only tiny and signify a traumatic experience we both went through and survived. But mostly she goes with friends or her boyfriend.

 

[ChocolateCakeYum]

The bow tattoo is kind of stripper trashy.

I kind of like the idea of the rear view mirror one - BUT - hers has been done so badly and my 10 year old can write better than that and he's currently nursing a broken hand!

 

[Pugsworth]

Seems to be quite common

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[Charmball]

Both tattoos were pretty awful, but the arm one screams Chris, like you can definitely see him getting a matching one

What’s the point of her having a rear view mirror personalised to her with a butterfly and “keep travelling”?

Something like that would suggest that she has a car and will travel on her own adventures when really she’s an adult tied to mummy and step daddy for all eternity.

 

[Vanessa]

Not one school book opened this year, constant shopping, shaving foam cakes, arctic petrol station cruising, cackling, volcanoes of plastic cheese and a Himalayian trough of chocolate eggs. Manic shopping now for the next hot can travesty. How do those two twits sleep at night knowing they are failing those children and that the last three will not be able to adequately read or write. Lazy might well protest that trolls only see part of their day, however, it doesn't take a horologist to work out how their days pan out and they go to great lengths to hide anything showing the time which only compounds this fact. They certainly don't catch up in the evenings after a day shopping and drinking lorry loads of sugar. They are too busy filming hauls, stabbing open deliveries of nappies and plastic tack on repeat, filming tik toks, grating cheese and roaring at the kids. It is utterly criminal that they are able to get away with this as well as putting non-consenting minors online since the moment they drew breath while escaping her specialised innards.

 

[Stephie]

The whole dynamics of the family gives me 'Flowers in the Attic' vibes for anyone who's read the book.

She's being gaslight with that tatt. So as she gets older and rightly so feels so no longer wants to doss about in carparks travel. The stamp on her arm her step dad made her get reminds her how much she supposedly loves it. She hasn't been tattoo'd but branded

 

[Lynx]

Izzy’s goth/emo life style seems so fake and forced! It’s as if she’s copying Chris for some odd/creepy reason

That's because she lives a very sheltered life. She has no other inspiration.

 

[Cheezychips]

I've been MIA the last few days due to health related stuff (had a kidney infection for a few weeks, thought I was better and got two ear piercings in the middle of i

Nothing can look as trashy as Sarah's stars

I have three stars on the side of my hand i got them about 15 years ago, one for my daughter in heaven, one for my daughter here and one for nephew. I've tried many, many times to contact other tattooists to get a cover up done which incorporates them somehow but I've been told it would be better to laser them and start again so I've decided just to live with it. I'm a lil' bit "emo" anyway so they match my vibe. Excuse the arthritis riddled fingers, I'm having a bugger of a time with it just now and was in hospital till yesterday. My tattoo at least represents something, I was mortified tho when I seen Saz had a similar one im cool tho (at least in my head anyway lol) Saz is most definitely not.

Sending much love to @uwu and @thegreencow you have both been in my thoughts a lot

Those Easter eggs could have been given to an organisation that helps families who don't have much, it was an obscene amount. Noone in their right bleeping mind would do that, they can't get their sons eye sorted, their daughter's diets sorted, educate them in any way, shape, or form, so buy them a pile of crap and give them diabetes to compensate. The lack of self awareness is mind-blowing.

 

[JustCallMeMum]

Looks like DeWrongun has been doing a bit of self care with his foundation and Just4Men.

He was also very manic.

Did he say he had a business call later?
Must be paying for someone's services then

Maybe just me but I was not comfortable with the position of the baby on his knee

The Next credit account limit must have been upped.

They think spending money is a flex and they seem to enjoy rubbing peoples noses in it too

 

[Peachylace]

"Taking my daughter to get her first tattoo removal" vlog title in a few years when she realises how embarrassing those tattoos are. Cringe and tacky.

 

[Saddlesoap]

Oh wow. Both of those are so bad

 

[skyelau]

Deffo a plane trip incoming soon , mentions of airports, suitcases etc again - Can't beleive she bought them rompers for Jace and Mila having matching ones to the baby, she looks a bit old for baby rompers :/

 

[iyahshannon]

taking away the design, even the quality of that tattoo is shocking. seems it was done by an apprentice but even so. crooked lines and i’m sure it’ll not age well

 

[Scotblock]

So she’s basically got a really tacky tattoo with a design and phrase that you would find on a bumper sticker. Then just to add extra chav she’s only gone and got the same woman stamp as Katie Price with the bow tattoo and in the same place she has

 

[MissWinnie]

Had a look and seems it was done by an apprentice. Her other stuff looks OK but I'm no expert

Was coming to post this, he’d followed several tattoo apprentices on his insta. Probably to save himself some money Why is he referring to her as his eldest daughter? She’s his stepdaughter. They were doing things people do as a couple or with friends. How can Sarah not see any red flags in any of this?

 

[Priority education]

For the love of God. I’ve barely watched more than a few minutes and want to vomit. You’ve an eighteen year old (an adult member of society, who can vote in elections, obtain credit and marry), getting giddy in skimpy primark tat. Her mother, who should be protecting her is letting her loose with her child abusing husband. It’s beyond belief. Creepy was getting far too much enjoyment from this debacle. Let him get home, leave the girl alone and do whatever he fancies with his Bissell.