A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR MILA!
Why is that nasty little brat always looming whenever Mila gets something? Look at him making himself all big and dominant like his father too. His parents have turned him into a truly unlikeable child. He probably broke her Kindle in the first place.
Sunrise time lapse to funeral music. Aurora is in her jumperoo, where she’ll be kept for the next two years to entertain her. Lazy says it’s only for 10 minutes but what Lazy says and what Lazy means are two very different things. Jace and Mila join Aurora.
Lazy dyes some of Creepstopher’s shaving foam and screeches for Mila and Jacey boy. They’re both in their pyjamas. Lazy tells Jace not to eat the shaving foam. They’re making ‘cupcakes’.
Lazy has been to the shops. Jace and Mila were left at home. Creepstopher moans about the mess and starts stroking Lazy’s hair. If she cleans the floors he’ll redo them anyway. He’ll be on his hands and knees looking for a crumb. Lazy has picked up a Next order of pearly tumbler glasses. They very rarely get smashed in the house but the girls take them to their rooms and don’t bring them down.
Next time Lazy will use Greek yoghurt instead of shaving foam so Jace and Mila can eat it. Time for Lazy to open her packages before cleaning the kitchen. Esmé brings down dirty crockery from her bedroom and claims it’s Isla’s. Lazy could’ve done with the fluffy onesie she’s bought when she was in the Arctic. It’s absolutely massive. Jace chucks one of his toys on the farble floor and Lazy tells him to be careful.
Lazy has washed Jace and Mila’s “hairs”. They’re upstairs chilling. She’s been into Aurura’s bursery and moved everything Christmassy out of there. It’s dinner time and today it’s a chicken and potato skillet meal. Lazy will show us how to make it because we’ll want to eat it. She shows us all the ingredients.
The camera charged whilst Lazy chopped potatoes. She drowns them in olive oil, garlic granules, smoked paprika, salt and pepper. Then she chops an onion. She’s drowned some of the chicken in seasoning but left a couple plain for Jace and Mila. Grated cheese to make the dish amazing. Lazy isn’t the only one who cooks chicken and dissects it. Adding double cream to the chicken, mushrooms and onions before seasoning with Italian style seasoning, paprika, garlic gloves and cheese. Adding the over cooked potatoes. Absolutely debloominlicious. Creamy gorgeous deliciousness.
Creepstopher has added half a bottle of ketchup to the side of his dinner.
Can’t blame him with Lazy’s cooking. Jace says Lazy forgot to film him. She apologies to the brat. Aurora sits on Creepstopher’s lap. He’s spilt food on her. A dummy has been shoved in her gob to keep her quiet. Dinner went down a treat. Everyone had seconds, although it looks like Isabelle is still on her first plate. Esmé is “on her thirds or something”.
I’m not sure Lazy is in any position to accuse anyone of being greedy. She fully licked the plate clean the first time. Jace has eaten all of his dinner and is a very good boy. Esmé licks her plate. Lazy runs her filthy sausage fingers through Mila’s hair. She has ringlet style curls underneath and straight bits on top.
There’s a present for Mila. Jace wants to sit with her. Lazy asks if Mila is excited and she says yeah, as does Jace. He tells her to close her eyes. Lazy tells him Mila can open it. Christine asks what’s inside. It’s an Amazon Fire Kids. Jace starts poking and stroking it. Lazy tells Mila she can now “stop taking poor Jace’s”.
Yes poor Jace who is waited on hand and foot. He runs his hand all over the screen. Hi Steve and Granny Groomer bought it as an early Easter present.
You can tell Lazy and Creepstopher are skint as it’s Hi Steve who always has to fork out for the decent presents. If they had money they’d have had one ordered next day delivery to an Air BnB on the road trip. Jace boasts that he knows how to download games. Lazy and Creepstopher think Jace and Mila are Generation Z.
The kids from Isla onwards are actually Generation Alpha. The next Ingham child will be Generation Beta if born next year.
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