The Ingham Family #322 Big tooth, little tooth, barcode fringe

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Like you guys, I’m getting sponsorship vibes from this whole tit show.
No way would they have paid for that cabin on the ferry & they were so obviously trying to promote it.

Likewise the hotels as they come - we’ll know. I don’t doubt they’ve been working on the ‘life changing’ 🥱 thing for months - probably begging various different locations, attractions, anything for free.

But how long did they go without washing? 🤢
How many mornings no wash, bed time still smelly & sweaty.
Is the ugly one going to wash that dumb green rag on his head?

Seems Esmémémeeeee will only let herself be filmed in full make-up - gotta keep up with the filtered TikTok posts. But that’s not really how van life works. It’s about being authentic, spiritually in touch, minimal and enjoying the natural world.
The crap they bought from Lidl - crazy. Keep it simple, clean, fresh & healthy.

But my word, that lot can sure talk tit for hours and say absolutely nothing of interest. Just all talk over each other, endless footage of the baby. If some companies have or will pay them, they’ve truly been had.
You can’t travel that route without booking a cabin so they would have had to have paid the going rates. The hotels will definitely be gifted along the way, he’s probably sold some big elaborate story. It was a guarantee they were going to claim no vlogs for a couple of days anytime after starting the trip so these stays could be allowed to happen, they can’t help themselves uploading pics that reveal even the smallest of details though 🤣

Dread to think what that van smells like inbetween stays as they’ll be preserving the heated elements but when you think there are two, likely 3 still in nappies as well & they don’t wash anywhere near as much as they all should. Creepy alone will stink 🤢
 
Doesn't she promise a home school.vlog every few months and never do one

You might not need a degree or training to home educate, but at least a basic grasp of your native language should be a necessity. Whether you're choosing to follow a curriculum or not, if you can't even get it through your thick skull that it's "I'm" not "Im", then you've no business teaching anyone anything.
 
So that’s who the greasy little n has been styling himself on all these years, Roy Orbison 😂😂
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Three foot garden wall, you got it.
B&M haul, you got it.
Viewing numbers fall, you got it.
Running scared from Kayak Paul, you got it.
Wife's cyst the size of a football, you got it.
Anything at all, you got it.
Creeeeeeeepppppy!!
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With apologies to Roy 🙏🙏
 
Call out to all Teachers and Ofsted - Sarah Ingham has spoken, you don’t need qualifications to be a teacher, just time and love. Forget the fact you need a basic grasp of maths and English, Google gives you all you need. Close all the schools and sack the qualified, Sarah Ingham knows best. Look at her dazzling career living off her kids and using her body as a medical experiment while showing her daughters men can treat you like crap but as long as they have an alleged income you can tolerate it. Rushi Sunak needs her in Government asap…inspirational
 
TB knew the name of Aurora before it was announced, almost immediately after the birth. Still could be a lucky guess but that was odd - a guy in Scotland knew the name of a baby born in Scunthorpe General?

Another thought is could TB be someone in the Ingham camp wanting to stir up trouble for Chris and have a laugh at/with Tattle?
I always thought from the start it’s Isabelle’s dad, he can’t say who is really is because he will probably get sued, but I bet he has all the inside information and comes on here to share just enough so they don’t figure out who he is
 
TB knew the name of Aurora before it was announced, almost immediately after the birth. Still could be a lucky guess but that was odd - a guy in Scotland knew the name of a baby born in Scunthorpe General?

Another thought is could TB be someone in the Ingham camp wanting to stir up trouble for Chris and have a laugh at/with Tattle?
Several Tattlers said it would be Aurora for Months before she was born.
 
Who's second hand, or photocopied, Oxford Home Schooling book is she using to convince people her children are actually receiving an education?
I thought that effeminate gnome spent a lot of money investing in a provider recently?
 

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But Creepy, you live in a "permanent state of perpetual (wow, that's a big word for you, did you learn that at one of Roseabelle Manors English lessons from Saz?) offence". You're offended that anyone dared take umbrage at your grooming of borderline minors, you're offended that people don't worship at the feet of your idol Andrew Tate, you're offended that someone dared to have the audacity to use a drone over your property despite you doing it to others on countless occasions, you're offended that your hair has decided to vacate your scalp at an astonishing rate... I could go on and on...
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Pfft, Creepy doesn't listen to radio stations!! He plays his 'Best of Roxette' and My Forever Shirley Carter's albums on repeat while driving.

Oh Chris, you are perpetually predictable… this new word of his seems to be perpetually used by his lord and master, Andrew Tate, who has been quoted as saying “If I’m not doing something which is either extremely difficult or extremely stressful I am in a perpetual state of crippling boredom” - sheds new light on the motives behind this ludicrous Arctic trip… hey Chris, it only counts if the stress and difficulty is experienced by you alone! Dragging your wife and 6 children along as your safety net just makes you a f*cking cream puff
 
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