The Ingham Family #322 Big tooth, little tooth, barcode fringe

[Morris1107]

I find it extremely odd how they thought it funny how they all nearly "died" last year in the cold, personally I find it extremely irresponsible. They said Mila and Jace didn't even wake up not even when they were put in their car seats. That's odd in its self, 1. I doubt they even put them in the seats, 2. If it was that cold and I couldn't wake my baby and toddler I'd be worried, as they should've woke naturally with all the commotion and noise, the cold air, the movement around them. These 3 adults laugh it off and think it's a tale to tell. Then they decide why not bring an even younger baby to do it all.

As for a health visitor telling her to throw a coat on a baby and go. I hope not. I mean there should be more to it than throwing a coat on and setting off. Look at Mila and the long term effects the cold has had on her face. How a health professional hasn't picked up on it I don't know.

Then you have Izzy who apparently can now tick frost nip off her bucket list, what does she plan on ticking off this time frost bite, when she looses a toe or two. Or may be she's going for something a bit more edgy and plans on sleeping outside and actually getting hypothermia. I swear if they had a brain cell between them they'd be dangerous.

 

[Web30]

Imagine if conscription comes in and Isabelle gets called up?

They would just take off on a van trip and hide out for as long as they could.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

I don't get the little rant about 'News', is he trying to say that the news is made up to scare us all. So effectively the war in Ukraine is fake? The issues in Isreal and Gaza are made up? We're not really in a financial mess in the UK? Everything is just fake

Fake doesn’t mean ‘the opposite’, it means false. If you understand the world through tv news, you have absolutely no understanding of what is happening, and are being lied to and manipulated, 100%. Not that I think Creepy does either, it’s just another tribe he’s pretending to belong to, another paper-thin skinsuit that’s more comfortable than socially inept, exposed child sex pest, Christopher Malcolm Ingham. Scratch the surface, and there will be nothing behind what he is saying, no understanding, just slogans.

 

[Otterwise]

What a sight.
Not like her to be up and posting early on a Sunday morning.

 

[Klp86]

Of course he will try to convince his moronic family the mainstream news is fake.

Article about Creepy bombarding a teenager with sexual messages. FAKE
Baby left alone on the beach. FAKE
Kids paddleboarding without any safety gear on Loch Lomond. FAKE

 

[Goonie]

What do you mean ‘no vlog’ ??!! This can’t possibly be true because this is the family that vlogs EVERY SINGLE DAY!! There’s no other daily vloggers out there that do this because it’s SO HARD!!! Isn’t that what creepy tells us all??!!!
I mean, the views are already tanking anyway, it’s only what, Day 2 of the trip, so they are only gonna get worse so I suppose it makes no difference

 

[Eldorado]

Love the way she's lifting her robe to display her ankles

 

[curious cookie jar]

Of course he will try to convince his moronic family the mainstream news is fake.

Article about Creepy bombarding a teenager with sexual messages. FAKE
Baby left alone on the beach. FAKE
Kids paddleboarding without any safety gear on Loch Lomond. FAKE

There’s a theme running through all of this fake news bullshit and it’s that every one of these twats going on about it claim that they’ve been the victims of false accusations of sexual wrongdoings. No wonder he thinks he’s found his tribe.
Heres the thing. It’s entirely possible to get your news from the mainstream AND independent sources and use a bit of critical thinking to form your own opinions. The man is a conspiracy theorist lunatic living in an echo chamber. Anything that happens to puncture that is met with hysterical reactions and notions that they’re being victimised. He’s mentally unstable and she goes along with it for the money.

 

[michanson]

I don’t know about a banger, a chipolata would be more appropriate…
The old banger is what Creepy/Mr Sleazy calls big Saz!

 

[Maria1]

So they don't trust 'main stream' news because of it's bias, yet I am willing to bet money that they watch and are invested in reality tv crap. Also, all these movie nights, you don't think filmmakers have an agenda? That they don't seek to skew your perceptions?
Most of us can sort the hysteria, the tilted, the untrue, it's called logic and criticism and you get that by having an education and living in the real world.
Chris, do not judge us by your standards.

 

[Chrisd007]

So far….

chris films whilst driving

They stress about how much shopping will be nothing says more like set for life earning 10k a day!

They love the van so much they already looking for hotels.

The toilet will soon be very full and water will soon be empty!

 

[Big frank]

The reason I can't see creepy been Troybhoy is because Troybhoy came on here and said his username is because he is a celtic fan. ( They are known as the bhoys) and creepy would not have a clue about football names.

He's not a journalist either but had a twitter account called fleetstreet Joe!

He's not a rock star but claims he was lead vocals in an alt rock band.

He's not a commercial pilot but claims to have been one.

He's not a professional videographer but it's all over his bios

He's a groomer but denies being one despite the wealth of evidence he is.

He's not a health care professional despite claiming he has a medical background.

He claims to be a pro aggressive inline skating professional with sponsorship but he's not.

I think it's very niave to assume the troybhoy username is so niche it can't possibly be him.

 

[Badirene]

Imagine if conscription comes in and Isabelle gets called up?

Omgee guys, pow exciting news! Isabelle has signed a sponsorship deal with the army, when you sign up through her affiliate link you will get 10% off smUGG army boots (so cute!) and a free motivational candle Only brokies will sleep on this deal foo'. Check out our next vlog on whatever day and time we can be arse to upload to see Isabelle basic training in assault courses, weapons safety and tracing crystals.

 

[Klp86]

You can always tell when it’s Creepy writing, certain words he uses and spellings. TB didn’t sound anything like Creepy imo. I also couldn’t imagine Creepy writing on here that pedalo hunters were going to be knocking on his door.
I think TB was just someone enjoying some attention on here. I was dubious of him from the start. He never told us anything that we hadn’t already guessed or worked out here on Tattle ourselves, yet he always acted like he had inside info.
Shame he’s a fake though. Would have loved to see a big Creepy exposé like he promised.

 

[bracrumbs]

Oh Creepy. So against education, he can’t work out that the rest of us know exactly how to critically analyse information we’re given.

For example, we are told that Creepy sent inappropriate messages to teen girls, let’s not just be sheeple here, let’s analyse!

it didn’t happen

• Creepy says “Hell No“
• Lazy says “Jellus Hatas”

It did happen

• more than one girl, unrelated and unknown to each other, come out with very similar messages written in exactly the style Creepy writes in
• previous friends and colleagues say this is in keeping with the Creepy they know and how he acted when they knew him
• phots exist of him being inappropriate with women when he’s with Sarah
• the police say they've looked into it and it happened

Thanks for the advice Creeps, you’re right, it is best to think critically about stuff. Let’s try “is Andrew Tate a grifting hole who abuses women and completely an unsuitable hero for a 40 year old man with 5 daughters?”

let me know how you get on.

 

[laney]

So they don't trust 'main stream' news because of it's bias, yet I am willing to bet money that they watch and are invested in reality tv crap. Also, all these movie nights, you don't think filmmakers have an agenda? That they don't seek to skew your perceptions?
Most of us can sort the hysteria, the tilted, the untrue, it's called logic and criticism and you get that by having an education and living in the real world.
Chris, do not judge us by your standards.

They don’t believe in MOTs either seeing it expired on 16 January, so no insurance, no breakdown and potentially driving a dangerous weapon! It’s ok tho, cos we’re famous!

 

[Charlotte1993]

He says “We do!” but come the duck on creepy! We all know you don’t! It’s the same old boring van trip as usual. They’ve sped through the motorways of Holland and Germany and done duck all again. They have nothing to do and they won’t do anything vlog worthy when they get there so why are they rushing? Todays vlog was about 10 minutes of Sarah in Lidl and then 25 minutes of inside the van while creepy told a bullshit story about last years van trip. They really are the most boring people on the planet. Every year creepy is like “This is going to be the most amazing, super duper life changing trip we’ve ever done.” And it ends up being them filming Lidl, inside the van or some snow. They don’t explore, they don’t eat out or do anything adventurous and they barely leave the van. Where are the vlogs of them visiting the local villages and showing the kids some culture? It’s just like one big rush to reach the snow and they’ll turn around and start heading home. It’s such a waste of time. They spend most of the year stuck in the house having movie and pj days and then they switch it up for a couple of months and spend that time stuck in the van or gushing over 70p pastries in Lidl. Why does he keep acting like this trip will be different when it’s the same old shitfest as usual? They’re visiting all these countries and seeing nothing but the road and service stations.

GO HOME INGHAMS! YOU’RE BORING!

Is this trip supposed to be the life changing thing they were talking about last year? They do the same thing every year. It’ll be the odd trip to Lidl. They’ll find a hotel to jump in the cold water again and no doubt Sarah’s already Chewing on Creepies other rank trainer so they can pretend that raccoon has ran off with it again at some point. They’ll pull out the Moth/wasp/bee/fly that they’ll talk about for content and they’ll end the trip with Chippy tits woooohoooing like a moron on a snowmobile again. They just don’t know how to vlog or film anything worth watching. The views are so low because 99% of the time the camera is fixed on big Frank or creepies nappy rash face while they babble on about nothing interesting. 1.3 million subs and only 39k views on “travel” vlogs is laughable. I’m still laughing that they’ve gone through the whole of Holland and Germany without showing anything and then all they had to film was Sarah’s excitement in Lidl Denmark when she got some butter that looked similar to Lurpak for less than a pound!

The only thing I’ll say as a positive is that Big Frank looks like he’s enjoying himself. He looks like he’d polish off four of those cheap Lidl pasties by himself! Hopefully his family will be joining him in the next couple of weeks so the poor bastard has some company other than the boring Inghams and views of the motorway!

I think they’re skint despite all their purchases on credit to appear more affluent I say that because if I was driving from Holland into Germany with toddlers I would have got out at McDonalds and let them have a run around and eat outside of my car and have a break, secondly lazy was asking about fuel and the price and wondering how long it would last now I can understand not eating out or budgeting for fuel at the end or a trip when you’ve spent most of your spending money but not at the very start

 

[Zuuzuu56]

That whole “we almost died” story was painful to watch. Talking over each other “let me tell this bit!!” while the younger kids screamed and cried in the background.
Obviously they realised what a reckless and dangerous situation they’d put themselves in at the time and that’s why they never mentioned it. But since all they had to vlog that day was motorway footage and Sarah waffling crap in the Lidl it would make a great clickbait title, as long as creepy could insist they were never in danger, he’s not an inconsiderate foo who put his family in danger for his own selfish needs.
What a prick.
Day 3 into the super, mega, awesome adventure and they’re already taking a day off, sounds amazing.

 

[Farblegargoyles]

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The only 'main stream' surrounding the Mingham family is the steady flow of Irn Bru coloured pish flowing from the gobs of the ugly goblin and his bloviating, witless fool of a wife.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I think they’re skint despite all their purchases on credit to appear more affluent I say that because if I was driving from Holland into Germany with toddlers I would have got out at McDonalds and let them have a run around and eat outside of my car and have a break, secondly lazy was asking about fuel and the price and wondering how long it would last now I can understand not eating out or budgeting for fuel at the end or a trip when you’ve spent most of your spending money but not at the very start

Wouldn't surprise me if they've opened Isabelle a credit card to pay for it all.