The Ingham Family #322 Big tooth, little tooth, barcode fringe

[AVeryLot]

Thought she said they wouldn’t go somewhere cold as rura is so little

Yes she definitely did. But it’s ok, the health visitor said to pop a coat on her so it’s all good

 

[Cockleshell Bay]

New for the pow wow sooooper doooper ' insane' bollocks that is the Ingham Family Vlog

ONE LIFE LETS RISK IT!!

That bullshit story in tonight's crapfest, I do not know where to start with the levels of incompetence displayed tonight. Firstly the way they rambled on, talking over each other wow! Just drivel. Isobelle slurs all the time. It was painful to listen to. The story was alarming and confirmed what many tattlers know about these trips. The trips are ill advised, they know nothing about extreme weather preparation and his confidence in driving a large, heavy vehicle is misplaced. If that truck, starts slipping he will not only tit himself like last time, he will kill them all.

The Arctic is no place for the 3 little ones, what on earth do the toddlers get out of these types of holiday??? it's too cold and has nothing for them to see, do or enjoy. They are being put in danger with absolutely no enjoyment or benefit to them at all. All this nonsensical crap is about, is his yearning for his youth, running from real life accountability and wanting to be seen as daring and cool, not the receeeding balding ginger pubed hair, greasy and ruddy faced, green beanie wearing 40 year old hole that he actually is!

It's debatable wether Izzy, Esmememe ir Isla enjoys it, but they can at least go on a snow mobile at some point. They could also try local foods, visit museums and learn about the culture or 'agriculture' of these different countries. The fact is this overgrown mutt of a man and his pathetic wife have no common sense whatsoever.

Isla being so reckless and selfish with Isobelles boots was bad enough, but why did Isobelle go out in sub zero temperature in wet boots and no socks?? For fucks sake her feet in wet boots, no socks and Arctic weather was beyond stupid and yet this girl is so starved of a life she thinks getting ' frost nip' is something for her bucket list WTAF???.

The title of this vlog is tempting fate and I have genuine concerns for the children's safety. They think they are so cool and having these fantastic experiences travelling, they really are not.

They don't travel to explore and drink in culture or have meaningful experiences, they do it for for show, clickbait and to add something into their boring existence. They don't have a single original thought. Everything they do has been influenced from other people who either specialised in the genre or made it their thing. Chris just bounces between trends and copies other people to a ridiculous level. He even adopted the surname of his idol and kept it to this day.

At this point it's beyond a joke and if they think leaving two small babies sleeping when their was a risk of carbon monoxide poisoning was responsible parenting, while he drives round a carpark in minus 30 degrees with the window down, his windscreen frozen because he threw water over it and his greasy vile head stuck out the window. I bet fatty arse was proper moaning in the passenger seat during that bleeping debacle.

This is spot on. He is an imbecile.

 

[LoveisLove]

Ok so this is a long one...

From tonight's vlogs. I have two questions for you creepy! (as we all know you're not such a secret tattler) question 1) why didn't you put instillation on the fuel pipe on the heater? Seems like you have no idea about the most basic things... surprise surprise! And question 2) why did your three year old have access to hand sanitizer or the CO monitor? Both the elements were a safety issue and you thought it would sound harmless and noone should question it. You really are a bleeping moronic, halfwit deadbeat father.


Also, while we are addressing your halfwitery. The issue of the drone flying past your house and subsequent meltdown on your fb community page. YOU DONT OWN THE SKY OVER THE BACK OF YOUR HOUSE!! You have repeatedly filmed other people's homes for years. Their privacy it no less important than yours. Lazy has doxed people and posted pictures of people inside their homes, without their consent, to thousands on Instagram. Why do you think you can invade people's privacy in such an exteme way? You claim you are in the public eye (not anymore your not, thanks to your cheating, lying, trolling predatory creepy husband) and have jealous stalkers. Noone is jealous of you, lazy! We all just think you are objectionable cunts! We simply don't like you and your husband. The only reason you won't accept that it's about you and not what you have is because that doesn't require any self awareness or self reflection, or a change you have no intention to make to make yourself more likable. Finally, creepy, making threats online isn't the wisest. I mean, I know you used to do it on your fake accounts but in your real name is dumb as duck. The only reason ANYONE knows where you live is because you overshare every aspect of your lives. you posted your homes online, for money, and have the lack of understanding to complain about other people posting it... you don't care about your privacy until you don't have control of the content. It's not about privacy, it's about power and control over people. It's about appearing to be a victim when it suits you. You couldn't give a duck about privacy until it suits you. You invade people's privacy but think it's justified because they don't like you but have tantrums when anyone posts anything about you. Grow up, get jobs and start parenting your kids you lazy, self righteous fuckwits.

Rant over! X

Well said!!

 

[Stephie]

The only kid who is genuinely excited is Isla. For all the Lidls she'll be visiting

 

[LoveisLove]

He says “We do!” but come the duck on creepy! We all know you don’t! It’s the same old boring van trip as usual. They’ve sped through the motorways of Holland and Germany and done duck all again. They have nothing to do and they won’t do anything vlog worthy when they get there so why are they rushing? Todays vlog was about 10 minutes of Sarah in Lidl and then 25 minutes of inside the van while creepy told a bullshit story about last years van trip. They really are the most boring people on the planet. Every year creepy is like “This is going to be the most amazing, super duper life changing trip we’ve ever done.” And it ends up being them filming Lidl, inside the van or some snow. They don’t explore, they don’t eat out or do anything adventurous and they barely leave the van. Where are the vlogs of them visiting the local villages and showing the kids some culture? It’s just like one big rush to reach the snow and they’ll turn around and start heading home. It’s such a waste of time. They spend most of the year stuck in the house having movie and pj days and then they switch it up for a couple of months and spend that time stuck in the van or gushing over 70p pastries in Lidl. Why does he keep acting like this trip will be different when it’s the same old shitfest as usual? They’re visiting all these countries and seeing nothing but the road and service stations.

GO HOME INGHAMS! YOU’RE BORING!

Is this trip supposed to be the life changing thing they were talking about last year? They do the same thing every year. It’ll be the odd trip to Lidl. They’ll find a hotel to jump in the cold water again and no doubt Sarah’s already Chewing on Creepies other rank trainer so they can pretend that raccoon has ran off with it again at some point. They’ll pull out the Moth/wasp/bee/fly that they’ll talk about for content and they’ll end the trip with Chippy tits woooohoooing like a moron on a snowmobile again. They just don’t know how to vlog or film anything worth watching. The views are so low because 99% of the time the camera is fixed on big Frank or creepies nappy rash face while they babble on about nothing interesting. 1.3 million subs and only 39k views on “travel” vlogs is laughable. I’m still laughing that they’ve gone through the whole of Holland and Germany without showing anything and then all they had to film was Sarah’s excitement in Lidl Denmark when she got some butter that looked similar to Lurpak for less than a pound!

The only thing I’ll say as a positive is that Big Frank looks like he’s enjoying himself. He looks like he’d polish off four of those cheap Lidl pasties by himself! Hopefully his family will be joining him in the next couple of weeks so the poor bastard has some company other than the boring Inghams and views of the motorway!

Bet they are rushing as they don’t want to be seen. Especially with the van being illegal

 

[nattis]

The whole sleeping situation on the ferry. Any decent family would've had a parent in a cabin each. The youngest three between them. One with one, another with two. But Lazy isn't a parent. She just likes collecting baby clothes for her littul dollies. And leaves it up to Isabelle to take care of them

What is the point of having a full time nanny if she cannot take care of the kids while the parents sleep it off. Or they may go for cashbaby 7.

 

[LoveisLove]

Wonder if they moved the trampoline yet

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

Wonder if they moved the trampoline yet

Of course not, they are a pair of lazy scruffy self-centred cunts. How they aren't done for illegal dumping I have no idea.

 

[KeepBarmAndCarryOn]

What was the name of the ferry? Because that’s what baby 7 is going to be called. Stenabella Rosacash Ingham.

 

[Sleepyquest]

Pop a coat on is she having a laugh?! Next they can visit the Sahara dessert and just pop a pair of sunglasses on her

 

[nattis]

What was the name of the ferry? Because that’s what baby 7 is going to be called. Stenabella Rosacash Ingham.

If it is a boy it should be Sten A Line. as a little nod to Norway.

 

[Big frank]

It's not creepy .

We're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

 

[ChocolateCakeYum]

So popping my head in to catch up and it's the same old bullshit from the same old dirty lazy Inghams.

Some things change, while others remain the same.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Why are they in such a rush to get there? Couldn’t they have had a day in Hamburg and Copenhagen? It would break the journey up, so they’re not driving for hours and hours. It must be so boring for those kids! Why not visit the Abba museum in Stockholm, I’m sure that’s interesting and fun, but no, let’s drive for hours and hours until we see some snow.

Same with the fake approval from the health visitor as she metaphorically waived them off
Why the rush with such a young baby they don’t work, they are not restricted by school terms or attendance they’ve got months and years to arse about in the van and it’s not as if they are real van lifers living in the van 24/7
They are boring and it still amazes me that everything is last minute and rushed every single time
What do they do all day except eat, drink and tit

and what about her boil on her fanny, and the non sterilisation drama

 

[lovelucy]

For a family that supposedly earn their living through 'vanlife travel vlogs' they appear to do bugger all about learning about the different currencies,pronunciations despite repeat travel to the same countries. Most of the vlogs consist of lazy spouting off, with no reference to places visited on route other than stop offs in a truck stop or Lidl car park. Why not get the so called home educated kids to help with some pre planned research as part of their education, - make an effort to learn some simple phrases for each country they travel through. This trip is lining up to be a complete borefest.

 

[anonsete]

Absolutely no words for the vlog title or contents. Praying none of these children come back with cold / arctic related injuries.

Time and time again they physically endanger these children. I feel a little sick thinking of Aurora, a baby who is not only unable to recognise or communicate if she gets cold, but is also very likely to end up with the same injuries Mila acquired on the last trip.

Speechless.

 

[anyone?]

Same with the fake approval from the health visitor as she metaphorically waived them off
Why the rush with such a young baby they don’t work, they are not restricted by school terms or attendance they’ve got months and years to arse about in the van and it’s not as if they are real van lifers living in the van 24/7
They are boring and it still amazes me that everything is last minute and rushed every single time
What do they do all day except eat, drink and tit

and what about her boil on her fanny, and the non sterilisation drama

She probs was controlled by her husband (even tho she says she is sick of letting people control her)....and he said what is the point in even going. they dont want her tubes tied. anything she can talk about face to face she can talk about over the phone. i bet she went ultra diva and just told them all to f off and do they know she is in the public eye....

she probs offered the nhs an ad on her channel to promote the nhs in turn of a quicker appointment...

 

[Otterwise]

I am never sure if others are part of the village fb page. So I had assumed the fb posts had been uploaded before. I didn't know about the group myself until I was told by someone else. It's been really useful to have living in such a small community, but I will be cautious of posting on there in the future now I know Sarah is admin. It certainly explains why other people have been kicked out for posting their concerns about them, and even people who have just been curious and wanted To know more about their house and lifestyle.
I am always baffled at how limited the posts are on there, but now I understand - Sarah is too busy to properly educate her children because she has a full time job trying to hide who they are!

I find it interesting that she has created it so she can control the narrative in the village... thankfully more people know who they actually are and i Will continue spreading the word.

There's a saying that seems very apt for me to say to Sarah 'It's better the devil you know'

(I am not claiming to be friends of the Inghams... I keep my distance, but how big or little of a distance they will never know.)

She really is thick-skinned isn't she?
The two of them live in a fantasy world where they are famous. If someone doesn't like them or have a different opinion to them, they're haters who are jealous.
Two mediocre adults with low intelligence, no discernable talents and bone idle to boot.

I would be horrified and embarrassed with a sex-pest, groomer of a husband. Not Sarah Ingham though.

 

[MissWinnie]

I remember when my daughter was a baby and the health visitor came round to visit. Must've been on day 10, the only time they visit unless they're keeping an eye on you, right Lazy? Anyhoo, my baby was in a vibrating baby bouncer. And the health visitor asked 'can i just feel the speed of that vibration' worried about its safety (obviously it was fine). So I can GUARANTEE no health visitor told Lazy to stop being silly, put a coat on Aurorabellariarius and go enjoy travelling around the Artic Circle in a van ffs.

As soon as she said about the coat you knew this was a conversation fabricated in her head. When it’s not advised to travel in a car seat for longer than 2 hours, I don’t see a HV telling them to go ahead knowing the drive is long. Nevermind that but the conditions they’d be facing weather wise & on the road. Would be a lot more to just chucking a coat on her as well! She’s trying her hardest to condone her actions in agreeing to go because it’s inevitable something will go wrong.

 

[thegreencow]

WE ALMOST DIED IN THE VAN AT NIGHT IN MINUS 30 DEGREES..

And yet the penny still hasn’t dropped. We’re going to be going around in circles for weeks.

Tea pouring. Creepstopher opens the tv door to stoooooonin views of the truck stop. It was a quiet sleep and is 21°C inside the van. They’re 45 minutes north of Hamburg and hope the end up in Sweden today. Creepstopher wants to buy a compass on the wall because he’s a geek. Whatever makes him happy. He’s very giddy.

Lazy shakes her tea flask. Driving whilst filming. Lazy welcomes us to “Al’s fart”. Creepstopher can’t find the volume button for the baby sensory. They’re in Denmark and Middelfart Lidl. It’s 1pm. They have two hours until they enter Sweden. They’ll find somewhere to park soon after entering Sweden. Lazy is excited for her first Danish Lidl. Wow they're really living it up.

Lazy can’t work out the pricing. It’s not euros, that’s why. Isla has been given 5€ by the tooth fairy but won’t be able to spend it on a nice juicy lollipop like she wants to. They work out it’s 11 Danish Kr to 1 English £. Gifflar cinnamon rolls scream Danish. Creepstopher loves Belgian waffles but will only buy them when they’re travelling. Dinner tonight is calzone. Lazy shows us the shopping trolley. Squashed bread with eggs looks so good on TikTok so she’s making them tomorrow. Cheesy bread is where it’s at.

Driving. The Inghams stop for the night sooner than planned. Creepstopher will explain in a bit. Lazy is filming with Jace. Isabelle is loving his hair. He asked how many sleeps there are in the van this morning and Lazy said “lots”. They’ve been looking at hotels for tomorrow. This trip won’t be the same as last time; they’re doing hotel stays this time.

The health visitor first mentioned this trip to Lazy. When Aurora was 8 weeks old she told Lazy to not be so silly, stick a coat on her and go. She’s no longer concerned about Aurora. They’ve had to do back up things to the van. Everything is backed up. With their diet I'm not surprised. They almost died on the last trip and never filmed it. Creepstopher says it was a normal thing that happened.

Isabelle wants to recreate an emo photo with Creepstopher at Bolton Abbey. This time last year Lazy was very sick. They were in Finland in -7°C temperatures. Maths genius Creepstopher says that’s almost -30°C. They were woken up in the middle of the night to the CO alarm. Creepstopher takes over for the technical part. They went to sleep at midnight and were woken up at 2:30am. The diesel heater had turned off but was still warm. They unplugged the alarm and took the batteries out. The alarm came back on half an hour later. They’d opened the windows and the kids were still asleep. The alarm went off again so the opened the doors. Nothing else apart from the gas bottle could’ve caused it. They woke everyone up, drove to a hotel and decided to sort the heater the following day.

Isabelle could feel a draft and woke up to Creepstopher rummaging around. She woke Esmé up. He pokes his head into their bed and asked if they felt nauseous or had a headache. They didn’t. He told them not to panic so they started to panic. He started the engine. Within the hour it was minus temperatures in the van. Isabelle and Esmé were snuggling under the covers. They wrapped the kids up in as many blankets as possible. They didn’t wake Jace or Mila. Creepstopher decided to boil a kettle and pour it on the window screen. It turned into a thick layer of ice. They drove around the car park with him holding his head out of the window. It was 4:30am. They drove until 6/7am. They checked into an Air BnB and didn’t vlog that day or the next. Things happen that they don’t film.

Creepstopher takes over. The heater had a fault code because of lack of fuel. Fuel had gelled in the system. Nothing on the diesel heater could cause carbon monoxide poisoning as the exhaust is on the outside of the van at all times. Jace had spilled hand get on the detector in the day and that can cause false positives on the alarm they have. Creepstopher fixed the heater and everything was fine. They did two nights at the air bnb.

Isabelle attempts to explain the difference between frostnip and frostbite. They were at a big lake. The stars were out. Isla didn’t want to put her boots on and borrowed Isabelle's instead. She accidentally filled the boots with snow. Isabelle put the boots on barefoot. They were stood outside for 20 minutes. The next morning she was in a lot of pain. Her feet had gone a grey/purple and they were so stiff. She put her hand warmers on her feet and struggled to walk for two days. She’s ticked it off her bucket list.

They’re completely and fully prepared for this trip. They were just as prepared last time but have more heating. It was too hot for Lazy last night. She asked a man in Denmark how to say hello in Dutch; he said “hi”.

End lf vlog

I’m very tired and struggled to stay awake for the tit show. Now I’m off to bed. Goodnight all.