The Ingham Family #321 "You wanted it undone, it's undid stop winging"

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Is this quite a new thing, tagged under their vlog?

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Web30 said:
Ring me the horizens also soon so they can't be going away next week. The tour starts next week
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They played Birmingham and Manchester this weekend. I assume they’re going to the Sheffield date which is on 19th?
Unless they’re taking the tit wagon and the rest of them further afield, I can’t remember if they ever actually said which one they had tickets to
 

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thegreencow said:
GIRLS HEADING OFF ON A SISTER WEEKEND AWAY!

Lazy screeches at Aurora. She tells Mila to go and brush her teeth with Creepstopher. Aurora’s outfit. Mila is matching. Lazy bought Aurora no sleepsuits in first size and only a few in up to one month. They need to start putting outfits on her otherwise she’s going to grow out of them. Mila was short and chubby and still is now at 80cm aged 2 1/2. Lazy wonders why ‘chubby’ is an insult to a baby. If she was calling them an idiot or stupid then fair enough. Lazy says she’s chubby herself. She didn’t want to put tights on Aurora until she knew her hips were ok.

Esmé and Isla are very excited as they’re off for a sleepover at their friend’s house. Tonight they’re going bowling and to Nando’s. Tomorrow they’re going ice skating and shopping. Lazy squeals. She’s done a Shein haul and the girls have ordered phone cases.

Aurora in her car seat. Creepstopher says she’s a cheeky giiiiiiiiillll and cheeky swirl. He says he loves her and that she’s a cheeky poo. Pre-recorded ad for a dashcam but no declaration onscreen. Creepstopher crashed the car into a post and damaged the rear. Shots of the dash cam on the super high security not-Katrina-proof 3ft wall. It’s the world’s best selling dash cam and used by half a million drivers globally. I’m not listening to anymore of this bullshit.

Ikea. Lazy cackles at Aurora. Jace is on a mission to get a train for Mila as she always takes his. Chuldrens’ chairs. Lazy spots a Lego drawer for Isla's birthday. Jace starts screeching as he finds the trains.

Lazy isn’t shy about breastfeeding in public. She flinched/cringed when two lovely ladies came over, stuck their heads in the sling and said “hey little one, so sorry to disturb your lunch but you are just so cute”. Lazy didn’t feel anxious at all and knows they just wanted to see her outfit. The lady asked her friend Nora if she’d seen the pattern before because she hadn’t. CCTV or it didn't happen.

Mirror shot of Lazy and Aurora. It’s just coming up to 2pm and Jace is hungry so it’s time for lunch. Mila wants ice cream. Lazy gives her her dinner. Creepstopher tells Mila he’ll get her a high chair as she’s quite low down on the table. Lazy squeals at Aurora again and asks how she’s a big giiiiiiiiillllllll. She’s started dribbling and needs a dribble bib.

Lazy has a complaint for Ikea. She’s not writing to the CEO, just pointing it out. She can’t remember how many meatballs you get. It’s £5.95 for the meal with chips and peas. You can have as many meatballs as you want but each four extra cost £1.75. She thought it was a good deal until she realised you can buy a whole chuldren’s’ meal with four meatballs, a massive amount of chips/mashed potato, a load of peas and a drink for £1.50. It’s 25p cheaper. 25p cheaper than what? The adult meal price of £5.95 as you mentioned earlier? Everyone wants the best price meatballs. Lazy didn’t notice until she went to the till and noticed Creepstopher’s extra four meatballs was £1.75. Drinks were extra. She’s good to give savvy tips. Kids meals at IKEA are massive.

Time for a haul. £1.75 storage bags. “Cute” beige plastic plates for Jace and Mila. Plastic cups and bowls for cereal and snacks. Plastic cutlery for the van. This is the best way to sit in Ikea as they overlook the Porsche showroom.

Kitchen section; Creepstopher’s favourite. Things are flying in the basket. Lazy talks us through everything. The pizza scissors are retiring and they’ve bought a new pair for meat and vegetables. Lazy doesn’t like to borrow things from the house a wants to van to have it’s own stuff.

Lazy can’t cope with Jace and Mila as they’re holding hands walking around Ikea. It’s not staged at all. “Hey Jace, do you want a mega family size pack of Magic Stars? Hold Mila’s hand for a minute then so I can film this clip.” So cute. Cackle. Creepstopher holds Aurora like a bag of potatoes in the background.

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Shopping AGAIN
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Babbitt1234 said:
Wow I thought that was Jace but it’s Isla
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Who’s in the pram if the baby is on her chest? How old is Jace?
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Nearly 5
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MissWinnie said:
Travel is imminent then. When she says she’s preparing ‘school’ work, we all know it’s toddler activities for Jace & Mila. That’s as far as her intellect allows. She’s also calling it a ‘little holiday’ so is this not the big pow wow adventure dream they’ve said they are doing?

One of the pictures she’s used this week says how she loves how cute it is that Jace is climbing into Mila’s bed for a cuddle. That’s not Mila’s bed though, the poor girl has been taken from her own room to keep Jace happy because neither of them will go in there and do what they should as parents to comfort him.
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Does she not realise Jace is school age and should be doing school work?
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AVeryLot said:
It’s awful. As well as all the medical reasons, her invision of privacy etc, he's gone and chosen a part that looks like he’s about to undress her. He really is sick and knows who he’s catering for. I won’t be giving this one a view.
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I never give them a view. It’s keeping them on YT
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surreygirl23 said:
why does Sarah use her tongue so much when she speaks. Grates me to no end 😂
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Yessss. When she says love. Ewww
 
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This family are as thick as mince.

Cajun chicken for dinner. Only with plain chicken for Isla, Jace and Mika because they don’t like Cajun chicken.
Switch to the scene of Isla adding the SAME INGREDIENTS that make up Cajun chicken to the plain chicken because that’s how they like it. 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

Also fat Sarah has yet to learn the difference between an air fryer and a slow cooker.

God help those children growing up without an education.
 
The sleepover is one of the 3 below

1. Creepys parents house
2. Lotties house ( as this is the only person outside family that they have/use)
3. There is no sleepover and they are all just pretending to seem normal and that the kids are socialising and Islas been promised a tit ton of chocolate to go along with it and Esme a tit ton of creams ( this being the most likely )

Family of 8 and 2 friends between them all ( IFAM Lottie and her mum) 👍 who they see twice a year when they need them to pop in a tiktok or photo so Esmes account isn’t just all her and her siblings and so big Saz can say she’s hosting a new year party just because Lottie mum drops Lottie off for 1 night
 
thegreencow said:
Lazy isn’t shy about breastfeeding in public. She flinched/cringed when two lovely ladies came over, stuck their heads in the sling and said “hey little one, so sorry to disturb your lunch but you are just so cute”. Lazy didn’t feel anxious at all and knows they just wanted to see her outfit. The lady asked her friend Nora if she’d seen the pattern before because she hadn’t.
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Utter bleeping bullshit 😂
 
My 5 nearly 6 year old has regularly stayed at his grandparents houses and me and my best friend also have each others children. So they are used to staying with us and socialising within other households. It honestly blows my mind, if creepy wasn't himself then lazy and her sister could have swapped children for nights so they could see their cousins or had one or two, you know just have children that know how to communicate and function without your say so. Its disgusting, these kids live their lives waiting for the next scene to be set - I loathe them.
 
Cheezychips said:
Oh I'm so jealous! I hope you all have an incredible time and tell us all about it when you get back 😀



Imo Creepstopher's hero worship of Tate comes from a place of his own insecurity. He idolises the persona of a man he wishes he could emulate because deep down he knows he's a runt. I imagine he's was probably very jealous of his brothers success, with the opposite sex as well as musically. Creepy wants to be an Alpha, and he does his damndest to convince himself he is, and I bet if he could swap the life he currently has to be single, going out night after night with a succession of women hanging off of his arm he would do it in a heartbeat. Because that's no longer an option (there are very few women who would be attracted to a prematurely ageing predator with horrific dress sense, questionable hygiene and an an Andrew Tate obsession) he's got to make the best of the life he has. If that means repopulating a small village with as many of his offspring as humanly possible to prove his virility then that's the only option he has left.
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New thread title name??

#322 (or any future treads😂😂)

Chris is not just the runt but 💯 a c**t 🥴🤣
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thegreencow said:
HOSPITAL SCAN FOR OUR 3 MONTH OLD..

Is that Dr Creepstopher Delonge in the thumbnail about to start his hip examination on Mila? Orthopaedic surgeon, paediatrician, obstetrician, podiatrist, ophthalmologist, psychiatrist; is there any area of medicine this top G isn’t an expert in? He knows all da codes.

Creepstopher starts the vlog scratching his moobs. Aurora is sat on her chair on the table. He’s upset that Mila is eating his chocolate coins. He doesn’t know what day it is. Jace has some of the coins too. Lazy and the kids rule the house. It’s a nerve wracking day because Aurora is having a hip scan. She has no clinical signs anything is wrong but all the siblings born after Mila will be checked. I thought they don't want any more kids. He’s been sorting the vlog and emails. They have to go to Go Outdoors and get bits for something exciting happening soon.

Lazy takes over filming Aurora. She doesn’t remember Jace or the girls picking objects up at such a young age. Aurora’s hair is orange on camera but not in real life. Screaming from Jace and Mila upstairs. Mila takes playtime too far every time. Creepstopher tells Lazy to go and do laundry. She’s done 12 loads in the last couple of days. It’s from Forest Holidays. The girls have to do left over laundry on a Sunday to get their phone bills paid. As if being forced to sign their entire lives over to strangers wasn't enough. They haven’t had to do the laundry for the past month because they never put sets together and mix different people’s clothes together. Lazy can never find Jace’s clothes. Creepstopher is worse as he puts Lazy’s clothes in Isabelle and Isla’s wardrobes. She prefers to do it herself. Lazy has made Creepstopher six hot drinks in 17 years because he says she “makes them rubbish”. She drinks at least two cups of tea a day.

Hospital. Lazy is nervous. The doctors don’t think anything is wrong. Aurora is looking at her. Creepstopher is scoffing his face. He doesn’t want to go through all the hip dysplasia stuff again. They have Mila’s appointment next week. Lazy thinks she looks fit today. She’d probably duck herself if she could. Creepstopher would definitely duck himself.

Lazy is shocked at the sugar content in a Frijj milkshake. She sings to Aurora, who started taking a dummy yesterday. She didn’t cry during the hip scan and is so clever. Are chuldren who cry not clever? Her hips are normal at 65° on one side and 62° on the other. The doctor said that was totally normal and she’s been discharged. They just need Mila to be discharged now. Creepstopher struggles to dress Aurora.

Lazy is making a chicken skillet for the first time. She has seen it on multiple platforms. It’s a potato and chicken dish but can be made with mince as well. Lazy is doing her own recipe. Chopping potatoes to put into the air fryer. Lazy drowns the potatoes in oil and Isla adds salt. Lazy dumps in paprika and crushed garlic. They’re a paprika family. Cajun chicken breast for everyone apart from Isla, Jace and Mila as they don’t like spice. She’ll put paprika on theirs. Isla melts butter in the pans. She wants to make popcorn with loads of butter. The potatoes need five more minutes. Lazy cooks mushrooms in the chicken juices. Then she dices the chicken with scissors.

Lazy saw so many recipes with chicken on Instagram. So many people were slaughtered in the comments for not washing their chicken. The thought of washing chicken makes Lazy want to vomit into her mouth. It would put salmonella all over the sink and sides. Who washes chicken? Comment below.

Lazy doesn’t know what she’s doing. All the chicken is cooked and chopped. Time to add tomato paste and double cream. Then she puts to potatoes in. The camera isn’t picking up how delicious the food looks. She puts the slop into an ovenproof dish to sprinkle cheese on top. Mila and Lazy tell each other they’re the best. It’s the tastiest, most delicious meal ever according to Lazy. I wouldn’t take her word for it as she’s got the taste buds of a prisoner five years into a forty year sentence for murder.

Jace is “excited of a twillion”. Patch the Pirate has been promised all day that he can play with a sweet shop game. He suddenly starts crying and pretends to be injured; probably a serious case of thecameraisntonmeitits. Every time he seems the purple lolly he thinks it’s coke “fwavour”. He isn’t thrilled that the sweet shop needs building.

Mila has joined. They fill the tray with sweets. Mila sneezes all over the Haribo. Isla comes to join in with the game. Lazy tells Mila to cover her mouth when sneezing but Jace says maybe not the whole hand. Lazy “the joys of having chuldren”. Well shut your legs in future if you don't like them. The sweet shop looks epic. Jace and Mila are the shopkeepers. Lazy reminds Isla of her manners. Then she calls her a thief. Lazy will know all about being a thief. Jace steals a couple of her sweets. Creepstopher the shoplifter starts stealing the remaining sweets. Hopefully he catches some nasty cold from Mila; that’ll teach him. Genital warts (allegedly) and man flu, what a combination.

The shop game is the best. Isabelle and Esmé had versions of the game. Isla remembers having a sweet stand in her room the first time they went to Majorca. Lazy says this vlog is not sponsored. They’ll use nuts, raisins and “fruit coated yoghurt” next time. The girls are all going for a sleepover with friends tomorrow. Isabelle is now not going to her sleepover. Isla is excited to go bowling and ice skating.

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Not one happy face in the second photo… living their best lives huh?! 🤔 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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If, as compulsive liar Sarah says, Mila is seriously only 80cm tall at 2.5 years old, then she needs to take her to be examined as that is seriously stunted growth.
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Sarah: OMG!!!!! The price of extra Ikea meatballs!!!!! A whole pound!!!! THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

Also Sarah: Come and look at my Ikea trolley stuffed to the brim with useless tat that cost me LOTS of whole pounds and that we’ll use once then throw away onto the landfill tip!!!!

Stupid ****
 
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Soozy2k18 said:
The sleepover is one of the 3 below

1. Creepys parents house
2. Lotties house ( as this is the only person outside family that they have/use)
3. There is no sleepover and they are all just pretending to seem normal and that the kids are socialising and Islas been promised a tit ton of chocolate to go along with it and Esme a tit ton of creams ( this being the most likely )

Family of 8 and 2 friends between them all ( IFAM Lottie and her mum) 👍 who they see twice a year when they need them to pop in a tiktok or photo so Esmes account isn’t just all her and her siblings and so big Saz can say she’s hosting a new year party just because Lottie mum drops Lottie off for 1 night
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If the sleepovers real, and they are doing bowling, ice skating and Nando’s, it’s sad that they only do these things when with other ppl. As a parent you don’t have to be doing things that cost weekly with kids but you never see them do anything, they don’t go to the zoo, both Blackpool or Chester, Knowsley is close enough to them, sea life and Madame Tussaud’s are in Blackpool. They went to the Trafford centre recently, there’s Lego land, sea life, nerf extreme, mini golf. These kids actually do nothing both with family ot friends, obviously the friends is because they have none though
 
Someone asked earlier why Lazy posts a photo on instagram of her baby sucking on her tit.

Well, I took a look at said photo and it's more disgusting than I ever would have expected. It's beyond disgusting in fact because we know the type of degenerate people who Lazy and Creepy are and who they are always trying to attract.

That photo does not much look like a baby being fed off a breast. Instead it's a close up of a pinkish coloured slightly tubular shaped piece of flesh shoved into the baby's mouth while she looks up into the camera.

That poor baby. Jesus wept.

There's a place reserved in hell for these two monsters.
 
paolo said:
Someone asked earlier why Lazy posts a photo on instagram of her baby sucking on her tit.

Well, I took a look at said photo and it's more disgusting than I ever would have expected. It's beyond disgusting in fact because we know the type of degenerate people who Lazy and Creepy are and who they are always trying to attract.

That photo does not much look like a baby being fed off a breast. Instead it's a close up of a pinkish coloured slightly tubular shaped piece of flesh shoved into the baby's mouth while she looks up into the camera.

That poor baby. Jesus wept.

There's a place reserved in hell for these two monsters.
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They know who their target audience is.
 
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