The Ingham Family #303 DeLonge goes on DeOffensive and it sounds like he’s been DeRinking.

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He was definitely tipsy after his late night run to the mini-market.

just getting himself started for his emotional boom-wow! (but very slurry) "it's so so right" rant.

I'm glad he's getting out and about on the ocean though, salty auld G that he is.

🛶 "There once was a tit that was sailed out to sea
The name of the tit was Chrissy the G
The trolls spoke up, iFam dipped down
Because his morals are low" 🛶

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Look at him being all manly with his super boat, dentures, comb-over and his lickle toddler-sized feet. I bet he said absolutely nothing to the absolutely normal family camped next to them. He's literally a little boy who probably still wears pull-ups.

Take it online lad. Take it online. Then all the ifam can take over the argument for you whilst you cower on a chemical toilet somewhere whilst Izzzzzoooosnoooze guards the door.
 
skintsocks said:
Look at him being all manly with his super boat, dentures, comb-over and his lickle toddler-sized feet. I bet he said absolutely nothing to the absolutely normal family camped next to them. He's literally a little boy who probably still wears pull-ups.

Take it online lad. Take it online. Then all the ifam can take over the argument for you whilst you cower on a chemical toilet somewhere whilst Izzzzzoooosnoooze guards the door.
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Talking of pull-ups Jace was fully toilet trained at two
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s still asking them to take him when he needs a wee if he was in reception he would be dealing with that himself in school. Mila is smarter lazy get over it and fyi your son was stimming like a goodun next to that kiddie boat soon panned away didn’t you tho 🤨
 
lovelucy said:
Oh that look! Creepy managing to make himself look like a clown without even trying. Sooo dated Creepy,that's yesterday's look....
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His fingers make me heave! 🤢
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HelloCreepy said:
I hate places that use animals for entertainment, so my children won’t be going either. I’ll happily take them to a pumpkin farm tho 😂
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I'm with you on this. Animals are not children's entertainment. If they want to teach their children to have some compassion for animals then they should try it with the animals they've got at home. I still can't believe they left those poor pets in the caravan all day in the heat. They should be reported! Cruel bastards! 😠
I know I'm still way behind so all this has been discussed already but the animal thing really pissed me off! 😡
 
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AlexandraLight said:
10k a day yet can’t even (ask his wife to) buy some other shoes 😂 at this point I’d accept the sliders just take your damn socks off you weirdo 😂 for 1 day that might have been somewhat funny… but on every vlog now throughout the summer he has been wearing sliders and socks, it’s gone past a joke and is now a problem
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He is as insecure about his feet as he is of his hair, he tries to never show them on camera. Someone caught a glimpse of them on a vlog recently and tbf they were quite gross.
 
Susie64! said:
Idiots! Granny and gramps probably would have been born around 1940/45. Not the effing turn of the century! Hahaha they really thought it was a real cottage. So the occupants would turn over in bed and roll down into the kitchen! Words fail me. Surely they have at least looked at a picture book of 1800 - 1900's. 🤡🤦
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#304 Deers oh deers, Jace has payback for pulling at ears! 🦌🫎
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My Son's are around creepy and lazys age, 38 and 35 and me and their dad were born in 64 and 65, so they are way off. So bloomin uneducated. Nana Jean was probably born early 40s.
 
MissWinnie said:
what’s this all about? Is he trying to get people to sign up to yet another scam?! 😡View attachment 2450051 q
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Isn't this that Master Resell rights scam he announced in the book he claims he wrote? The scam where you pay Chris for the rights (he has bought from someone else) and then you try and sell the course to other vulnerable people.

It's a complete and utter scam.
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Choco88 said:
Looks like he’s set up a dedicated scam insta account 🙄
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That "portal" image he's used is the Dubai Frame. Somebody needs to ask this jetsetting tycoon about his travels to Dubai, rubbing shoulders with the other super rich and famous business folk and like-minded entrepreneurs (like Rebecca Hobson 😂).

I love it how he is his own worst enemy. He's forever drawing attention to his f*ck ups and just doesn't know when to give it up. 🤡

Entering a portal? Give it a rest! This clown couldn't even navigate himself through Playschool's big old arched window with Little Ted. 😂
 
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