The Ingham Family #303 DeLonge goes on DeOffensive and it sounds like he’s been DeRinking.

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My 35 year old partner still doesn't know how to pack for a holiday, let alone a regressed 11 year old! Such neglect. She must be so uncomfy in those jeans in that weather. Why not just go and get her some shorts.. oh that's right, they don't put their children's needs above theirs and they 'needed' a blow up dinghy 🙄. Also, why do they have to do absolutely everything as a family unit. Sarah was obviously tired and achy , well she is 36 weeks pregnant in 33 degrees heat. Why didn't he take the kids down to beach/entertainment/ arcades, anything so she could have a bit of peace and quiet. They are so strange.

Edited to add: Isabelle and Esme are bleeping 18 and 14 years of age they should be off exploring on their own, not hanging around with mummy and daddy. Sarah must get fed up of having them all under feet day in and day out lol
 
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FreePrinny2018 said:
My 35 year old partner still doesn't know how to pack for a holiday, let alone a regressed 11 year old! Such neglect. She must be so uncomfy in those jeans in that weather. Why not just go and get her some shorts.. oh that's right, they don't put their children's needs above theirs and they 'needed' a blow up dinghy 🙄. Also, why do they have to do absolutely everything as a family unit. Sarah was obviously tired and achy , well she is 36 weeks pregnant in 33 degrees heat. Why didn't he take the kids down to beach/entertainment/ arcades, anything so she could have a bit of peace and quiet. They are so strange.

Edited to add: Isabelle and Esme are bleeping 18 and 14 years of age they should be off exploring on their own, not hanging around with mummy and daddy. Sarah must get fed up of having them all under feet day in and day out lol
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The older girls look bored to duck. Jesus, jump on a bus into town or hang out at the arcades looking for boys - is normal thing teens do! Or duck off home! Please please get Isla some clothes and CUT that spoilt, bad mannered, brats HAIR!!! Why are they constantly bragging set for life when all look like a bunch of tramps!
 
GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTENING! ⚡

LIGHTNING time lapse from the previous night.

Creepstopher welcomes us to an empty and sweaty caravan. Lazy is laying on the sofa. It was thundering all night last night. They always use Creepstopher’s phone as a hotspot for internet as it has an unlimited plan for all around the world. Lazy points out that her and Isabelle have the same plan. There’s no internet signal in the caravan. They can’t upload the vlog without strong 4G. Creepstopher has been sitting on a bench outside the clubhouse every night as the wifi there is rapid. He was up until almost 4am last night. He sits at the pub tables. The whole ocean was in front of him last night and he saw lightning a long way in the distance. He time lapsed it for an hour. It got to 3:10am and all of a sudden the entire sky lit up. A bolt hit the roof above his head. The thunder blew his ears off. He was half asleep and completely exposed. He hid down the side of the building as he didn’t want to run back to the caravan as it’s completed exposed. Lazy cackles that it’s two minutes away. He claims it’s a five minute run to the top of the hill. He would’ve been a prime target to get his arse lightened up proper style. After the next lighting bolt he set off sprinting back to the caravan. Suddenly a thunder crashed above his head and he screamed “aaaarghhhhh please don’t hit me”. Which is what he also squeaks when confronted by a proper bloke. It made sense to him at 3:10am. The rain hit him as he reached the cabin. It was intense. Today it’s hotter than ever. Lazy “did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack”. Cackle. Screech. Cackle. She’s reading Facebook statuses. He replies that he really hurt himself last night as he fell for her. Did she climb on top of him? God I bet that would hurt. EMERGENCY TRIP TO HOSPITAL AFTER BEING CRUSHED BY AN ELEPHANT!!! Creepstopher apologises. It was Tetris on level 10 to get in the car.

Goodbye to the gorgeous lodge. Creepstopher loved it. All good things must come to an end.

Tour of the new caravan. Lazy screeches as she welcomes us to Ladram Bay. Isabelle says it smells like paint. It definitely won’t the second Creepstopher steps inside. It’ll need another lick of paint when they leave. Lazy and Isabelle are restocking the fridge. Lazy tells us to try the Caramilk Marvellous Creations; the nicest chocolate bar she’s ever tasted. She doesn’t usually put chocolate in the fridge but Isabelle would. It’s been too hot and they keep melting.

Talking about the weather. It’s very hot in the caravan. They find two dinosaurs in the cupboard for Jace. Esmé and Isla set up the Guinea Pig prison whilst Mila and Lazy play with dolls.

Walking to the shop. Creepstopher came for a wander alone to find out the teenage girl signal situation. It’s worse than at Haven. The Wi-Fi in the caravan is good for Netflix but he can’t upload to it so he’ll be venturing out to the restaurant at night time. Needs must. He’ll take us with him one night.

Walking towards the sea. Don’t get Creepstopher started on how beautiful it is. One thing they have there is a swimming pool, steam room, jacuzzi and a splash zone for Jace.

Jace and Mila play on the play park. Creepstopher asks Esmé if she’ll go swimming in the sea with him tomorrow. The beach drops off quickly when you get in so it’s a good sea to swim in. Not exactly safe for the chuldren though. They left the paddle board at home because of Isabelle’s birthday presents. Creepstopher regrets not bringing the truck. He’s not dragging everyone down to the beach today. How considerate of him.

Lazy is feeling the late pregnancy today and is feeling a bit tired today. Creepstopher says she’s had a few scary late pregnancy symptoms. She claims it’s just Braxton Hicks. Creepstopher asked her if she wanted to cut this part of the trip and go home. She didn’t feel like this in Scotland with Mila. She feels really far from home and nervous something will happen. Yet they're still in Devon. She’s only 35 1/2 weeks. Her mattress at home has been pleasant on her hips and the caravan ones just aren’t the same. They’ll take it day by day and if Lazy feels bad they’ll go home. She had Braxton Hicks last night. They’re getting fish and chips as the fish and chip restaurant looks insane.

Isla and Mila play in a field, kicking mole hills. The Inghams have a roast dinner. Lazy cackles at Mila. She can say “carrot” rather than “cawwot” like Jace would.

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"I'm sorry darling boy, Sarah had the last tuna sandwich."
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MissWinnie said:
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Personally think she’s probably going to be spending more time at the hospital from now on as well so he’s got a bank of vlog footage ready to go now they’ve fallen a week behind for when they can’t be bothered. I’m not sure that they’ll go quiet in the lead up to her due date now because that will give it away that the baby has arrived.
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I think the blogs will be more boring than ever leading up to baby, they are home and do nothing as usual- Sarah I presume will have quite a few appointments given she has missed some and has SS on her back,I can imagine someclickbait titles for scans/ baby. She is 36 weeks this weekend so baby has a 2 more weeks yet till they are ‘full term’ but they may suggest induction since she is older, had some symptoms and has missed a few appointments.
 
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He said they were back home on 15th when he replied to someone on his insta so that would be right if back home today. Such a shame for your village!
In terms of footage - he made sure they were a week behind even missing uploads for a night or two which I’m guessing was his attempt to ensure no one would report them at either park. They didn’t bank on the private owners sharing the good news that they had the Inghams joining them for 2 weeks the very day after they arrived 🤣
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Personally think she’s probably going to be spending more time at the hospital from now on as well so he’s got a bank of vlog footage ready to go now they’ve fallen a week behind for when they can’t be bothered. I’m not sure that they’ll go quiet in the lead up to her due date now because that will give it away that the baby has arrived.
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Its not like they can hide it when they bring it home,not like their driveway is private ! And everyone sees everyone round here 😁
They'll probably have it then shoot straight off on its first holiday ..
 
Have just seen some of the information from tonight’s scam launch - he’s said they’ve built their own home (reads like he’s claiming that they’ve had that house built specifically for them 😳) & he’s also ‘a devoted husband’, ‘has 1.3 million followers on YT & Instagram’ & a ‘family travel influencer’ amongst other twisted facts/fiction.

He’s successfully made 6 figure e-commerce brands which form the cornerstone of his families income - if that’s the case why is it not shown on companies house or anywhere else?? How is he getting away with this - I can’t imagine he will do for long but it could be just long enough he gets some money in for him to run away & leave Sarah in the tit 😡 Don’t care about her but do care about the kids.
 
I am new to this family ! Someone give me the short version 😂
so far I have watched a couple of Christmas videos and thought they were pretty cute , then I thought I would hate sitting with a phone videoing every present opening ! I want attention to be focused on my kids.
im guessing if I delve deeper there is going to be a swift change in my thoughts ?
 
heyitsmeee said:
I am new to this family ! Someone give me the short version 😂
so far I have watched a couple of Christmas videos and thought they were pretty cute , then I thought I would hate sitting with a phone videoing every present opening ! I want attention to be focused on my kids.
im guessing if I delve deeper there is going to be a swift change in my thoughts ?
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It is really hard to give a short version of the Minghams, because the list of descriptions is endless.

He is a predator and grooms young girls (one victim was 16yrs old). And she is an enabler. They've ruined their kids childhoods and education, mostly from his n ways. They're all feral, and are like a cult. They are together pretty much 24/7. They pop out babies for content and profit. Oh and he has a terrible hairline, dyes his ginger hair black, and wears a Beanie even in 34 degree heat.

I mean I could go on and on!
 
heyitsmeee said:
I am new to this family ! Someone give me the short version 😂
so far I have watched a couple of Christmas videos and thought they were pretty cute , then I thought I would hate sitting with a phone videoing every present opening ! I want attention to be focused on my kids.
im guessing if I delve deeper there is going to be a swift change in my thoughts ?
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They’re a pair of freaks who exploit their children for their own financial gain.
 
heyitsmeee said:
I am new to this family ! Someone give me the short version 😂
so far I have watched a couple of Christmas videos and thought they were pretty cute , then I thought I would hate sitting with a phone videoing every present opening ! I want attention to be focused on my kids.
im guessing if I delve deeper there is going to be a swift change in my thoughts ?
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Hmm. At 200+ threads there is no short version 😂
There have been a fair few scandals about Chris Ingham. Not sure if they have a wiki page here here.
But make up your own mind. You may like them, you may not 🤮
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LuBiLu said:
It is really hard to give a short version of the Minghams, because the list of descriptions is endless.

He is a predator and grooms young girls (one victim was 16yrs old). And she is an enabler. They've ruined their kids childhoods and education, mostly from his n ways. They're all feral, and are like a cult. They are together pretty much 24/7. They pop out babies for content and profit. Oh and he has a terrible hairline, dyes his ginger hair black, and wears a Beanie even in 34 degree heat.

I mean I could go on and on!
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Actually, that reply is much better than mine 😂
 
heyitsmeee said:
I am new to this family ! Someone give me the short version 😂
so far I have watched a couple of Christmas videos and thought they were pretty cute , then I thought I would hate sitting with a phone videoing every present opening ! I want attention to be focused on my kids.
im guessing if I delve deeper there is going to be a swift change in my thoughts ?
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Chris (or Creepy) the father is a proven n. He preys on young, vulnerable girls. There’s a lot of info on it all online. They’re dirty and kids are neglected completely and socially isolated.
 
How old is the Lazy one? I always think of her as a "young mum" as I'm in my 40s , but I had my last baby at 33 and I guess she's a bit beyond that age now?

Watching the vlog. GOD SAKE Creepy, let the poor woman be at home for some relaxing time before she has to give birth to your next Clickbat!

That relationship is very controlling. Lazy knows she is not the brightest spark & so she looks to Creepy as the fountain of all wisdom. I can't believe she stopped taking her cold sore meds because he told her to!
 
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