The Ingham Family #295 Lazy is calling out all the hydrogeologists

[Kate1970]

I bet the burglar was more scared seeing Chris!
Seriously, why wait til now? Just because the door didn't open smoothly whilst he was vlogging!

 

[nattis]

So why is this comming up in todays vlog? Were they not supose to check in somewhere amazing today???

 

[Mostyn]

Chris tell me again why your never going to Florida
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I bet the burglar was more scared seeing Chris!
Seriously, why wait til now? Just because the door didn't open smoothly whilst he was vlogging!

State of that van Mr OCD Ingham

 

[Abbvay]

If someone had stolen his phone he'd be terrified of what they might find on it, the cost of it would be the least of their worries. Did this happen whilst everyone else was asleep and Chris told them the story in the morning? I had a stepdad who always told stories about crowds of people he knew wanting to talk to him, he just couldn't get away from them, he was just so popular. But only when he was alone. Apparently we were very lucky to always avoid all these people.

 

[Ruby2233]

Yes! Lazy claimed that he gave chase across the carpark shouting “come on, then! Show yourself…” but Creepy piped up the words were much stronger than that!


It was in France, at the beginning of the trip allegedly and Burglar Bill made off with Creepy‘s “expensive” phone.

Even though Creepy was sat in the middle of the horsebox ‘editing’ & noticed the ‘burglar’ as soon as he entered, but said burglar still had time to find Creepy’s phone and steal it. Yeah right, you f*cking lying b*stards.

 

[Bonnybob]

What banks dont make you pay your morgage while your away?

 

[littlelady009]

There’s going to be another rant, i can feel it coming. Lazy will be there all hot sweaty saying “if we want a burglary while we’re asleep, we’ll have a burglary while we’re asleep.”

Next tread title!

 

[555666]

Where were they staying when they were burgled? Sarah seems to genuinely worry about the safety of some of the 'wild camping' spots that he finds and has fairly regularly talked about moving on to find somewhere else, usually a campsite. If they'd really truly been burgled, I think that'd be the end of sleeping at the roadside and in carparks and all that.

 

[Ruby2233]

It’s just like the ‘bear’ that stole his minging trainer, story, was it in Switzerland or Austria, can’t remember. They’re both full of it. Ain’t nothing gonna bring your views back up again. Not a damn thing. But it’s hilarious watching you try.
What a pair of clowns.

 

[yummymummy0]

Jaces hair loss is more noticeable and yet again its up in a tight pony tail. For once Sarah told Jace not to snatch the table tennis bat off Mila. Seems they give mila tea to drink

 

[Web30]

What banks dont make you pay your morgage while your away?

The Chris Ingham fantasy bank.

 

[Vesty]

Calling BULLSHIT n boy if someone try to burgled you back in France at the start of the trip (1 month ago) you would of told everyone by now as it would of made content and gave you a vlog title well before now you dirty n liar you might pull the Woolie beanie over your thick wife’s eyes but you can’t pull it over a tattlers eyes

 

[Web30]

Wouldn't you take your young children and pregnant wife home or book in to a hotel for a few days if something like this happened? I'd be a nervous wreck and refuse to sleep anywhere that wasn't a secure campsite after that.

 

[Puppet]

Jaces hair loss is more noticeable and yet again its up in a tight pony tail.

Oh wow that poor child, it looks like his head has been partially shaved.

Watch that be the next clickbait title, they'll blame Mila because she's a little thug.

 

[repairshoplover]

I reckon Creepy was the burglar and woke Lazy up coming in so made up a story and it was Lazy bellowing.

 

[Bumfluff80]

24.56 are they really making tea in a baby bottle…….. they are thick as.. although I suppose as all decisions are deferred to the kids if Mila wants a Malibu and Coke for her tea, she’ll have a Malibu and coke for her tea

 

[Flowerstar68]

What banks dont make you pay your morgage while your away?

The Bank of Make Believe.

 

[JustCallMeMum]

When Saz starts telling the tale about Baz the burglar.Chris says to her make sure you get the details right.Insurance scam right there.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

What banks dont make you pay your morgage while your away?

The bank of thingmabobidoodoo of course also the bank of thickasfuckingmince !

 

[Bumfluff80]

Also I am surprised the burglar didn‘t faint with the smell of this festering lot, when he sprung the door open. One whiff of them would be enough to scare anyone off and the sight of Chris in a beanie socks and boxers would have me doubled over in laughter