The Ingham Family #295 Lazy is calling out all the hydrogeologists

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Malcolm Conkers said:
This has been tickling me for days - it’s pure DeLonge - My Forever Dave ‘re-imagines’ the fortnight he spent playing grumpy gooseberry with his mum and dad, tagging along on his brother’s honeymoon, as if he were an actual rockstar, ‘scouting locations’ and looking to get ‘energised and re-inspired’:-
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Ahh the honeymoon! They went to a very lot of places that made hi Steve and creepy cry,
Lazy and Creepy left the girls with hi Steve and grooming granny while they fucked off to discovery cove for alone time, and lazy seemed to spend a lot of time flirting with hi Steve 😳.
Dave just seemed to be dodging the camera in the background, getting his inspiration from Mickey Mouse. I could be wrong but didn’t his at the time girlfriend also go with them?
ETA: And all this was going on as lazys mum was facing the end of her life.
 
Hey - not watched the minghams in ages but see they haven't changed. Been watching the last few videos for catch up. Mila is so bonny her beautiful red curls and she was so cute starting that video the other day. Can't beleive she is 2 already.

Jace definitely needs a haircut at least a trim - yes he should have a say somewhat but he is 4. It is the parents responsibility to keep it where it can be easily maintained. a 4 year old is not old enough to properly wash and brush his hair, he should however be able to start to learn those skills and have hair that isn't tangled or greasy.

My cousin ( male) had very long hair - But he was a teenager by then and looked after it so it didn't look a mess - Jace can't do that yet so parents should help him learn how to- If they can't be bothered they need to keep it shorter ad easier to do

Talking of the girls - How is school going? are they learning anything nowadays. Isablelle should be in sixth form -Esme should be well into GSCEs and Isla should be heading to senior school in September, Jace should be in nursery and heading to reception next year. What a shame they are so far behind typical peers. Isla still seems to behave like a 6-7 year old and Jace is still centre stage - ( someone is going to have to teach him manners or when he finally does have to interact with other children they won't like him and sets him up badly for adult life
 
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Danielleintheusa said:
Does anyone remember the rant about "as soon as restrictions are lifted we are going to America". Let me guess, they found they couldn't so decided to have a kid instead, so it makes it look like they physically can't🤣❤❤❤
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Funny that innit her mantra is that kids never stop her doing what she wants except going to America with the bloated no-nce 🤑 plus I’m sure America has better healthcare than the side of the road.
 
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WOKE UP IN THE NIGHT TO AN INTRUDER IN OUR VAN.. (BURGLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)
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Charlotte1993 said:
Funny that innit her mantra is that kids never stop her doing what she wants except going to America with the bloated no-nce 🤑 plus I’m sure America has better healthcare than the side of the road.
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Bet the baby is used as the excuse for them not going next year as well & Mila of course if she requires further surgical treatment.
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WOKE UP IN THE NIGHT TO AN INTRUDER IN OUR VAN.. (BURGLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)
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Guess it’s probably an animal or bug of some kind :/

Just started so my guess was wrong - Chris showed some extra screws on the door handle area. apparently the van got burgled whilst they were in France. Someone got into the door at the front, opened the curtain and Chris just happened to be up editing at the time saw a man in a balaclava shining a torch in. 🤥 I’m sorry but if that had happened, first off they’d not have sat on that story. Secondly, you’d not even chance having your kids in the front by themselves anymore - you’d switch bedroom arrangements so that you were in the living area and let a couple of the kids in the back bedroom. I’d be too frightened of something happening again.
 
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There is no way on gods green earth that as soon as, the wet lettuce that is, Christopher Ingham saw a man dressed in black wearing a balaclava break into his van, that he gave chase in his socks and boxers. The weedy little twit would have absolutely shat himself and hid behind a cushion. He’s concocted that story so they have a better chance with their insurance scam.

Their kids are all scared of their own shadows, fgs, and they think we believe they don’t care the van was burgled when they were sleeping? Get to duck, you liars.
 
MissWinnie said:
Bet the baby is used as the excuse for them not going next year as well
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But being set for life like they are, surely there's no good reason they could give not to go with the baby?
They can't be worried about the cost/ baby remembering, because they can just go again.
They can't be worried about the flight, because they were happy flying to Mexico with baby Mila as well as driving for much longer spells around Europe.
They can't be worried about the heat, because they've already took 2 babies round a very hot Europe in hot vans/caravans. Florida heat is really easy to cope with because of aircon everywhere.

Up until this point, they've had fairly reasonable excuses why they've not been able to go yet- although they would have got vaccinated in a second if that's the only thing that was stopping them going at the time. But if they try and use the baby as an excuse, it will be obvious. At this point, they'll be hoping Mila does need to go in a cast again, as that's the only thing that should stop them going. Right Chris?
 
HuncaMunca said:
There is no way on gods green earth that as soon as, the wet lettuce that is, Christopher Ingham saw a man dressed in black wearing a balaclava break into his van, that he gave chase in his socks and boxers. The weedy little twit would have absolutely shat himself and hid behind a cushion. He’s concocted that story so they have a better chance with their insurance scam.

Their kids are all scared of their own shadows, fgs, and they think we believe they don’t care the van was burgled when they were sleeping? Get to duck, you liars.
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Is that what he's claiming 🤣 is it worth a watch?
 
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