SOMETHING IN THE WATER TURNED EVERYTHING GREEN.. 
Walking to swimming pool. Creepstopher scares Isabelle by sneaking up on her in the pool and saying “what’s up familiar?”. Meant to say ‘familia’ but the
tit accent makes him fail spectacularly like he does at everything in life. Jace wants a biscuit. Creepstopher has an alright tan and people are whiter than him. He’s had his bald chest to the sun most days. It’s their last day at Alannia Costa Blanca. It’s hotter than yesterday but the sun isn’t as on them. Creepstopher is starving for the buffet dinner tonight.
Pool. Babe is dreading leaving tomorrow as she won’t have a pool. She has a paddy walking to the pool every morning. She told Mila to be careful kicking her stomach earlier. She asked her what was in there and she said “lots of choc choc”. Isabelle bought a necklace and bracelets last night. Creepstopher will look later to see if there’s any
onething he fancies. She will get something from France on a future trip. Jace jumps into he pool. Mila is held up in the air like Simba.
Lazy’s favourite time of the day is being day on her arse at the caravan. The girls have gone for a shower. Jace and Mila have gone in the van for downtime. They like to keep the van dull. They’re not forced to stay in there but do for 30 minutes - an hour. The pools have ruined their swimming costumes. Lazy thought it was the sun cream but even the floaties are ruined. The puddle jumpers have gone yellow or green. Mila threw mud all over the pram and it’s filthy.
It definitely doesn’t look like mud and rather just a general build up of dirt/bodily fluids. The swimming costume Mila wore today is the dirtiest, "horribleiest" colour. Lazy is nervous to check out but generally isn’t an anxious person. Creepstopher promises that if they have issues they’ll got to a campsite. They’ll have a lake or beach nearby and the cold shower in the van.
Jace’s shoes are on the wrong feet. He’s taking scuttle-bug to dinner. They decided to let Mila walk. They couldn’t book a table as Creepstopher has lost the bag with the passports in it. They might not be coming home so get the bunting out. Last week may have been a Spanish holiday as it was rammed. Isabelle mocks Lazy’s height. The girls really want to eat at the buffet like they did on the first road trip. They do Isla’s favourite tuna pasta. Lazy could’ve made it at the van. Everyone except Esme is wearing a dress. Creepstopher and Isabelle are walking together up ahead. Lazy’s biggest tip of the holiday is to take 30 claw clips for ladies or boys long hair.
Creepstopher carries Mila off to wash her hands. Jace doesn’t go with them like he did the other day. They went to Boni burger last night. Lazy hasn’t known a restaurant to be rated so bad but be so good. Photo of Lazy’s burger from last night, of which she didn’t even eat half but was so good. There was no air conditioning in the restaurant so the owner came over to apologise.
Time to check out the menu. Jace fills his plate with tomatoes. Esme’s favourite thing in the world is mozzarella balls. Lazy is so hungry and goes over the top with her ‘starter’. Jace eats two plates of tomatoes. Next it's cheesy broccoli.
It’s movie night tonight. Lazy has to ask the girls what the movie is. It’s Turning Red. Lazy shows us her melon. It’s the nicest meal they’ve had on the trip. She got salad to start, then two pieces of steak and cheesy broccoli, then another piece of steak. For dessert it was melon and pineapple. She’s now having more red cabbage as it’s her new craving. She’s not had any cravings this pregnancy but craved red cabbage when pregnant with Isabelle.
Lazy films Mila being swung in the air by her arms. It made her too hot so Isabelle and Esme have taken over. She’s massive and growing so much - Mila not Lazy.
Mila throws a ball at Lazy and kisses her cheese slop belly. They’re pulling everything out of the van. They could smell fuel but didn’t think it was them. Upon further inspection the weather had cracked a pipe. Creepstopher is fixing it by cutting off the cracked section of pipe and reconnecting it.
My psychic powers say that the decision to not call in a professional will come back to haunt them later in the trip. The girls are off playing. Mila is so funny but every time Lazy gets the camera out she stops talking. She’s talking in full sentences and it’s the cutest thing you’ve seen in your whole life. We’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out they’re heading towards Portugal.
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makes up for the wembley trauma!
