The Ingham Family #291 Please Nanna Jean, spill the beans! Is Chris as revolting as he seems?

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Impleo said:
I think they got threatened with it being seized at Dover so Sarah decided to not let it go to waste and made a hearty meal of 5kg of coloured cheese, 2kg butter and 500g pasta, on the tarmac, before they boarded the ferry. They had chips and mayo on the side.
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And they invited all the Ifam that just happened to be there at the same time in for a meet and greet with CHeese
 
Impleo said:
I think they got threatened with it being seized at Dover so Sarah decided to not let it go to waste and made a hearty meal of 5kg of coloured cheese, 2kg butter and 500g pasta, on the tarmac, before they boarded the ferry. They had chips and mayo on the side.
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All served in a baguette from Tesco, the proper authentic Français way to eat cheesy pasta and chips, what with Creepy being such a Francophile.
 
If you continue to speak to your children in a cross between Neanderthal & baby language, they will never develop a range that can be understood by anyone beyond ifannies. ‘You & me is da bosses’ and ‘you is da man’ do not encourage decent diction. As for Isla, she is regressing, her speech is barely understandable, that soap dodging, (vagina) eye f’ing the camera pair are to be held responsible. Twats.

And apologies to anyone that loves Disneyland Paris, but I would rather sit in my garden taking my arm off with a rusty saw. Is it just that these ferals make it look really, really crap?
 
Sweet moment with Esme and Creepy in the end. In her eyes, her dad is her hero. I hope he remembers moments like those and how his daughter worships him next time he cheats or grooms fans.
Any man worth his salt would think twice before they do something so stupid that will break a child's heart.
Lazy might not care, but one day Esme will realise what he really is and it will affect her.
 
Impleo said:
I think they got threatened with it being seized at Dover so Sarah decided to not let it go to waste and made a hearty meal of 5kg of coloured cheese, 2kg butter and 500g pasta, on the tarmac, before they boarded the ferry.
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Oh I hope not. I like the idea of them turning up at Hyperspace Mountain and scoffing, saying that their own mountain (made of butter) is miles bigger.
 
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Sarahs bump when she’s not controlling the angles or photoshopping her photos lol.
 

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The way Izzy dresses ( like a schoolgirl). There is a couple where I live and she’s about 20 but dresses like a schoolgirl ( frilly socks etc) with a much older boyfriend. Do we think Izzy is being dressed like that to appeal to certain viewers. It’s beyond creepy!! No pun intended
 
Web30 said:
I thought Isla was wearing esme's hoody. I did skip the five guys bit though.
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Esme said she had a surprise for Isla and said she had a hoody as well before throwing it to her and said they had matching jumpers. Looking online they are around £35 each having a quick search, would not put it past Sarah that one was sent accidentally and she’s just kept it 🤣

She went on both the haunted house ride and the little train ride which both have advisories against pregnant ladies riding. I think she probably looks more overweight than she does pregnant that they wouldn’t have noticed!
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Peachylace said:
What does isabelle look like? You'd think she was turning 14 not Esme. Isla looks 7 as usual. I've never such an odd bunch of people.
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No hate on the girl but pigtails do not suit her at all like that. Lovely that she’s going back to wearing more dresses etc again but she needs to drop the silly hair styles or let someone put it up for her properly.
 

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MissWinnie said:
Esme said she had a surprise for Isla and said she had a hoody as well before throwing it to her and said they had matching jumpers. Looking online they are around £35 each having a quick search, would not put it past Sarah that one was sent accidentally and she’s just kept it 🤣
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Esme’s was from Granny. Wouldn’t surprise me if she felt sorry for Isla and bought one for her too but Sarah took the credit
 
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