The Ingham Family #281 We don't need no educashun. Hey, Creepy, leave those (teenage) kids alone!

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They never correct Jace's pronunciation of anything if anything lazy likes to copy it as she thinks it's cute, but last night she was correcting Mila. Is that not double standards? It's like the oh she did it before, whether it be counting to 10 or her colours. Mila does seem a bright little girl, but However she's not a performing monkey. Why force her to do something, she either can't do or doesn't want to do. Just to make yourself look good.

Before the girls did their school work in their rooms, now it appears they do it around the table. With the little tale of the dishwasher guy and yesterday they'd finished school work, and we're off to do some independent learning, what the f**k is independent learning isn't that basically what those kids do anyway because they sure aren't being taught by lazy or creepy. There is never any evidence of school work, no books, no pens, nothing. Surely not everything is done on the Mac book? And I sure hope he's not using Islas to do anything he shouldn't be, or that poor girl is going to be even more scarred for life than she already is.

Re Jace and his hair. Which is getting beyond ridiculous now, let's hope Mila lives up to her mothers label of being a renegade and takes a pair of scissors to it, because I seriously can't see Jace doing it, if he did I'm sure it'll be blamed on Isla or Mila anyway.
 
Priority education said:
My younger sister was terrified of the dentist from an early age so had limited treatment. Apparently she had a particularly small mouth. Given the noise she made this is remarkable 🤣. Whilst her teeth were strong it got worse and then lo and behold her wisdom teeth impacted. She had to have her jaw broken to remove the wisdom teeth and several other gate-crashing fangs in her thirties. It was, by any standards horrific but at least she could afford it,
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I've have part of my jaw bone removed to extract a tooth. I feel for your sister. I didn't know they'd done it till I woke up. I started bleeding alot so had to bite on a cotton pack to stop it.. there was this excruciating pain as I bite down. They called the surgeon who told me they'd removed the bone plate around the tooth hence then level of pain.
 
Ziggzaggz said:
Hahaha so Jace has let the cat out of the bag (though we have been saying it for a while) another baby on the way then and its a boy :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: poor kid :(
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I really can't see them keeping the news quiet. Their content is dire, a pregnancy announcement, baby clickbait, gender reveal and all that tit would actually boost the views, that's why they kept using Katrina's pregnancy for vlog content. If Sarah is pregnant there's no way they would be hiding it, the thought of months of easy content and and increase in views would be too tempting for them.
 
Otterwise said:
You are right! He did say that.
Cat's out of the bag Lazy. 🤣
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He really did didn’t he 😂

What baffles me is why does creepy leave these slip ups in? I think his desire to make lazy look like a fool overrides his need to keep family matters private.

I’m guessing that’s from the first born son of creepy. Either that or lazys about to give birth to a baby from the longest pregnancy in history lol
 
Puppet said:
I really can't see them keeping the news quiet. Their content is dire, a pregnancy announcement, baby clickbait, gender reveal and all that tit would actually boost the views, that's why they kept using Katrina's pregnancy for vlog content. If Sarah is pregnant there's no way they would be hiding it, the thought of months of easy content and and increase in views would be too tempting for them.
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I thought that when she was pregnant with Mila, but it was later when she finally announced it (after everyone already knew).

It's more Sarah's reaction to his comment than Jace actually saying it. Since they've made no secret of Chris wanting another but Sarah not, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris continually said things about a baby to the other children and told Jace to keep saying he wants a brother. But Sarah sounded really odd. If it wasn't true, anyone else would make a joke of it or again say the name of the made up people that were supposed to have sent the present.

The only other explanation is that they do have some contact with a secret son and Jace was meaning him which would make Sarah not want to talk about it. But I honestly think even if Chris saw a secret child, they wouldn't welcome him with open arms into the family and Jace wouldn't think of him as a brother.
 
If Chris does have another child, Sarah should welcome him into the family. It's an innocent child for goodness sake. Not the kids fault he's got a prick for a Dad.
Mila is always filthy, yet she was getting upset when the chocolate egg started melting on her hands. Why can't they just keep a flannel in the kitchen to wipe their face and hands with??
 
Puppet said:
I really can't see them keeping the news quiet. Their content is dire, a pregnancy announcement, baby clickbait, gender reveal and all that tit would actually boost the views, that's why they kept using Katrina's pregnancy for vlog content. If Sarah is pregnant there's no way they would be hiding it, the thought of months of easy content and and increase in views would be too tempting for them.
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The thing is they’re away for months at a time and she went private before to get out of anti natal appointments, we discussed it on tattle and we thought she was in trouble with the NHS midwives at one point. They’ve just got home from a very long trip if she had announced her pregnancy early then she would get a load of 💩 for not attending appointments/scans. I think she only goes for minimal appointments aka growth scans so they can keep travelling and she keeps the NHS off her back by saying that her anti natal care is private then she rocks up for an NHS birth at the end if I’m not mistaken 🫤
The microphone was clearly for Mila because she’s been going around singing the song for ages, the very best thing lazy could have done for Jace is to say ah no that’s a baby toy for Mila you’re a big boy now aren’t you Jace, and if he had a melt down that’s okay it’s healthy for kids to work through their big feelings that’s how they learn to be good humans that aren’t all me me me maybe you should try parenting lazy now that’s a thought and not the baby the big boy who still hasn’t learned to share.
 
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Puppet said:
I really can't see them keeping the news quiet. Their content is dire, a pregnancy announcement, baby clickbait, gender reveal and all that tit would actually boost the views, that's why they kept using Katrina's pregnancy for vlog content. If Sarah is pregnant there's no way they would be hiding it, the thought of months of easy content and and increase in views would be too tempting for them.
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I thought this, but wondered if it might be for some other reason. Have no idea how it works these days, but how do you get away with having zero prenatal care? Private 3D scans doesn't really count does it?
If she’s pregnant, I hope to God she sees a midwife from the offset. She is extremely unhealthy, but will not like being told to attend the appointments she would require, due to it being a high risk pregnancy.
Of course Dr Delonge will convince her she doesn't need careful monitoring either. They would rather travel than actually commit to any kind of prenatal care.
 
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