The Ingham Family #256 Pimping your daughter to pay the bills, giving perverts 20 quid thrills

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So they paid £12 for jace (and isla) to go trick or treating. Wow. Imagine moving so far from civilisation (i know they have a few neighbours) and isolating your kids that much that you have to pay for them to experience it. My son is a tiny bit older than jace and is going for the first time this year, he has his costume and bucket and is so excited.

I know jace is no golden child but to be kept from these life experiences is really sad. He won't go to school, make friends, go to parties etc

Just live like a prisoner
 
MissWinnie said:
So they’ve taken the van to Towers then 🤣 Tell us you are skint without telling us you are skint. Wild camping isn’t legal in England either as far as I know so how have they managed that?

There are plenty of local campsites within less than a mile or two away that would allow them to set up for the night for just a few ££s as we’ve used them ourselves - guessing they’ve done zero research again.
Just imagine the 7 of them with a van full of wet clothes from the day out and in the middle of nowhere because they won’t put their hands in their pockets 🤣The more cost effective accomodation does book up quickly nearby but there are still options available as well especially if money supposedly - cheap skates.
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Or they are banned from staying on site? Last time they went, they stayed off site too
 
Esme didn't want to go on the big rides without 'mummy and daddy' but they wouldn't all be able to go on together anyway because Lazy or Creepy would have to look after Mila and Jace.

With the big age gap between the older and younger chuldrun, I don't know why every now and then they don't split up and let Jane and Hi Steve help out. Creepy and Lazy take the girls to Alton Towers and the little ones stay at home with their grandparents. They girls get to go on the big rides and the littlies don't have to hang around in the cold/rain for an hour while the others queue.
Another time Creepy and Lazy take Mila and Jace somewhere suitable for preschoolers and the girls spend time with Jane and Hi Steve. It would do them all good to spend time apart now and again as they are on top of each other most of the time especially in the van.
 
The manchild is a real-life Peter Pan meme.
 

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Esme didn't want to go on the big rides without 'mummy and daddy' but they wouldn't all be able to go on together anyway because Lazy or Creepy would have to look after Mila and Jace.

With the big age gap between the older and younger chuldrun, I don't know why every now and then they don't split up and let Jane and Hi Steve help out. Creepy and Lazy take the girls to Alton Towers and the little ones stay at home with their grandparents. They girls get to go on the big rides and the littlies don't have to hang around in the cold/rain for an hour while the others queue.
Another time Creepy and Lazy take Mila and Jace somewhere suitable for preschoolers and the girls spend time with Jane and Hi Steve. It would do them all good to spend time apart now and again as they are on top of each other most of the time especially in the van.
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Grandparents would be the logical choice for the smallest two - they could have booked a touring site & joined them either keeping kids in their motor home or taking them round Cbeebies. The girls should be able to cope with just one of their parents with them. Sadly Creepy would hate the idea of them being able to do that independently without him & he’d be sure to make them feel that way as well.

Strange they’ve not given the southern Merlin parks a try if it’s the 2 for 1 they like to make use of. They have been recommended it a few times & Chessington would be perfect for them all.

If the big kids got bored, Sarah and the girls could whizz over to Thorpe for a few hours using a top level fastrack to get all the rides done (or actually plan to go in proper term time, not close to school holidays or when older kids are likely to have finished Y11 onwards for their extended summer break - the rides would be near enough walk on so they’d manage to get a lot done)

Judging by Sarah’s reply here, along with what she said when in the Toby in yesterday’s vlog, it seems to me like they are trying to reconnect with fans & build that ‘fame’ up again when out and about.
 

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Shazza D said:
Ooh lazys in a mood tonight £12 a kid and only a few haribos! She has a face I just want to slap!!
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With a shovel!? 😐

Bored83 said:
So they paid £12 for jace (and isla) to go trick or treating. Wow. Imagine moving so far from civilisation (i know they have a few neighbours) and isolating your kids that much that you have to pay for them to experience it. My son is a tiny bit older than jace and is going for the first time this year, he has his costume and bucket and is so excited.

I know jace is no golden child but to be kept from these life experiences is really sad. He won't go to school, make friends, go to parties etc

Just live like a prisoner
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I can assure you prisoners social more than those children do and they are still under unnecessary covid restrictions! It's definitely not that case that that prisoners have unrestricted freedom.! They don't! Those children do. Prisoners have couple of hours in 24 hours out their cells to socialise and interact with other humans if they wish. Do ingham kids even have that?! No they don't, they're more isolated than her convicted sex offender brother is/was
 
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MissWinnie said:
Grandparents would be the logical choice for the smallest two - they could have booked a touring site & joined them either keeping kids in their motor home or taking them round Cbeebies. The girls should be able to cope with just one of their parents with them. Sadly Creepy would hate the idea of them being able to do that independently without him & he’d be sure to make them feel that way as well.
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my grandparents had a caravan ( like apparently do hi Steve and Zelda) as did my parents, up untill the age of 11 we went on 2'week family holidays together, we did days out that all ages would enjoy and beach days, but also days out with just parents or grandparents - this allowed the adults to visit attractions that did not appeal to us kids and allow our grandparents to spend time doing fun things they would not normally get to do. It was the best of 3 world's!!

Why are hi,Steve and Jane more involved.
 
Bored83 said:
So they paid £12 for jace (and isla) to go trick or treating. Wow. Imagine moving so far from civilisation (i know they have a few neighbours) and isolating your kids that much that you have to pay for them to experience it. My son is a tiny bit older than jace and is going for the first time this year, he has his costume and bucket and is so excited.

I know jace is no golden child but to be kept from these life experiences is really sad. He won't go to school, make friends, go to parties etc

Just live like a prisoner
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I bet all the neighbours hate them
 
Stupid idiot, that’s not how home educating works. Home educating comes in several different forms and what they appear to be doing isn’t one of them. The kids working on their own in their bedrooms with a tutor session thrown in here and there isn’t home educating. They don’t seem to have a clue. I know a few home schoolers. Some completely plan it out and do it themselves and it’s kid lead learning based on their interests, some do distance ed which are online lessons with set work that must be submitted at a set time and I know of some who unschool. None are as uninvolved as these muppets. Regardless of how it’s done it needs the full involvement of the parent or carer. No one I know sends their kids up to their rooms, they have a dedicated learning space. Older teens will work in their rooms sometimes but Esme and especially Isla should never be working alone in their rooms.

Jace did not want to engage and he really did not want to share with Mila. Maybe he is lovely with her, but that certainly wasn’t a lovely display of siblings playing nicely together. Mila did nothing worthy of being called a thug in that clip.

I wish they’d buy the kids some quality items of clothing with some shape. All this Shein crap is awful. I can’t imagine dressing my kids in only the cheapest of the cheap fast fashion unless I had no alternative. It’s depressing.

That poor little girl is fixated with food. She’s bored out of her mind. Jace is also and they need to get them both to an orthodontist for advice and treatment. Im surprised that boy child doesn’t have a red patch under his lips because he’s constantly licking his face. He is so whiny.

Why do they never google or phone ahead? Why do they not leave the house until afternoon?

Those wellies look too big for Jace.

Why do they call a roast a carvery? The carvery is the pub or restaurant offering the roast.

Wonder if they got a freeby “carvery” from the ifam pub owners?

The amount of junk food they consume is mind blowing.

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View attachment 1669043 qView attachment 1669044 qThe top photo is how Prinny should look, so sad :(
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Is she getting ear infections regularly because she isn’t groomed frequently enough? The ears are cleaned and cleared during a groom for some dogs, aren’t they? Poor pup. She doesn’t appear to get regularly groomed, brushed or walked or have her nails trimmed. I bet they feed her the cheapest food too full of filler and lacking in all the goodness she needs to thrive. I can’t stand it when pets aren’t treated as well as they should be.
 
babybelle said:
Isla looked way too big for that ride with Jace sat on the cars.
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Must admit I do quite like Isla, i honestly think she babyfies herself just to get attention, I think she’s the least spiteful and most intelligent out of the kids, i think she’d flourish with the right parents and proper schooling, i think she makes the best of what she’s been dealt with and that’s the forgotten child

applepie said:
I swear the more we post our dislike of Jace, the more Lazy showers him with attention. She's acting like a 15-year-old whose mum doesn't like her boyfriend.
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Well said
 
If I lived near them it wouldn't matter how decorated their house is for Halloween my kids wouldn't be knocking on their door for trick or treat. Wouldn't be surprised if they go away for Halloween to hide in the van because they've made their address so public they wouldn't want to risk leaving the gate open and seeing who comes knocking on the door. But imagine having to explain to the kids why you apparently love Halloween but only decorate inside where no one else can see so that no one will come trick or treating.
 
I can’t believe Sarah complained about the cost of the lunch they had. That was cheap for a theme park especially with one eating for less and two eating free. That’s like taking two kids out for lunch. They were pissed about the lack of full fat Coke. I can’t believe they let the kids drink that. Pasta and pizza again. :sick:

I can’t imagine getting into that tin can after a day at an amusement park and not having a long, warm shower to wash the day away and get clean. There’s no way they are all showering in that van. They must feel so grubby and awful.

Why does Creepy want to go to theme parks when he won’t go on the rides? To perve on teenagers? F***ing Creep.

How will they get all of their coasts dry for the next day? None of them have more than one warm coat of jacket.
 
They must really hate their house 🤣 They can’t stay in it for more than a few days before they have to get away for the night again.

We used to live 30 miles for Chessington and 34 miles from LEGOLAND and we used to get the train to them both for day trips.

Imagine being one of those kids and thinking you’d finally escaped the DPD van of doom after 2 months in it only to be told by your parents you’re off to AT in it 🤣

 
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