THE REASON WE LIVE LIKE THIS.. (LAST DAY OF SUMMER)
Creepstopher takes his cup of coffee outside. He films Isla and Mila from afar. Then he heads into the sea. Lazy is with him. The sacrifices I make for Tattle; Creepstopher is topless!!! I will be calling my therapist when I’ve posted this. The sea is clearer than it was yesterday with no waves.
This has been Lazy’s favourite morning of the trip. They’re listening to music and swimming, she says as she sits in a chair. Jace and Mila are having the time of their lives with pens and stones, which they’re colouring. They’ve been chatting about Halloween and they have a plan for the last week of October, including Halloween itself. Lazy is glad they still have Isla, Jace and Mila for Christmas this year as she finds it exciting. Esme and Isabelle are older. Isabelle wants clothes. Lazy has checked out the special buys from Aldi. Isla wants to dress as Eleven from Stranger Things this Halloween. At least Creepstopher won’t need to dress up, he looks terrifying as it is. She cried last night as she dreamt she met her idol but she woke up and it wasn’t real. I bet the same thing happens to Creepstopher when he wakes up and realised he isn’t married to Justin. Isla has severely sore lips and needs lip balm. Isabelle lost the lip balm after a day when she put it on a shelf to unpack the shopping.
Mila was tapping her hands on the floor and copying the way Esme was lying. Isabelle dances with Mila. Isla puts sudocrem on her lips. Lazy makes lunch with love. The van drives off.
Walking to another beach. Creepstopher is trying to tame his hair. The campsite last night was the best spot ever. They were next to an elderly German couple. It touched a note in Creepstopher as they were inspirational by living their lives to the fullest. They were in their late 70s and awesome. They drive around the island of Greece for 8 weeks, living the dream. People get stuck in a rut and are scared of getting out of their comfort zones. Grab every day as it’s a gift. Years and years ago he went to see one of his favourite artists of all time who gave a speech about how you should never get stuck in a situation that makes you unhappy, love every day as it’s the only day you have.
Probably just another of his dreams. …
then he woke up screaming “mummmmaaaaaaay I want some bitty” and Jane came running. You never know when your time is up. He and Lazy are young but anyone can go at any stage in life. That’s why they live like they do; to make the most of the situation they have right now. They want the children to grow up knowing they had a
cruel cool childhood. You can do anything you want to do.
Creepstopher’s idol is definitely Boris Johnson, I think he speaks a lot like he does. You only get one life with 80 goes around the sun, 90 if you’re lucky, more if you’re very very lucky. They swapped numbers with a 60 year old woman earlier in the trip but Creepstopher hasn’t spoken to her in a week.
Shot of the beach. Drone shots including Lazy and the girls with Jace and Mila nowhere to be seen. Creepy and Esme have gone to the cave, even though Lazy told them not to. Everyone tries to encourage her to get the drone out but she has no idea how to do It. Drone shots. Creepstopher swimming.
The Inghams are back in the van. Lazy feels happy and relaxed. She laid on the beach and closed her eyes for 3 seconds. They’re go go go all the time. Creepstopher is uploading the vlog. The girls are in the van having a shower. They’re going to get “ji-rows” for dinner. Lazy was going to cook but they’re low on water. They don’t want to travel too far from the port.
Driving. Lazy films the girls on their phones in the restaurant. She’s waiting to have a conversation but she has Jace. He has one of Esme’s hair clips and a monster truck.
The Inghams are back at the campsite where Biscuit is as the ferry port is five minutes away. This is Esme’s favourite campsite, more than the Portugal campsite they were at for months.
End of vlog
Looks like he just peed in the sea
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