The Ingham Family #241 Suck It Up, Sausage Fingers

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The bleeping state of them 😳
he is turning into the personification of a greasy, old man and she’s a frumpy dumpy housewife
They are like those postcards you used to be able to buy years ago and I found one that reminded me of Sarah
 

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They literally thought all these holidays were going to rejuvenate their channel didn’t they. They must be so angry that people still don’t care and it’s still not getting them the views and money they wanted. Last year when everyone was begging them to go on all inclusive holidays and they tried to make out that van holidays were the best and now they are doing the holidays and moaning and it’s still tit 🤣🤣🤣 you literally can’t make this up.
 
What’s so strange about the lack of haircuts is that given the nature of their business they could claim this as a business expense and not have to pay the tax. I was surprised to learn that someone I know who works in radio can claim as an expense, so I’m sure this would also apply to them too.

Not to mention that its just a nice, indulgent way to spend an afternoon, especially with the older girls.
 
Shell_22 said:
Just seen on Instagram someone asked is J ever going to get his hair cut and she replied saying no not until he asks for one!!! WTAF!!!! Is she for real? When would a toddler ask for a hair cut? That’s not parenting it’s just being lazy
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What a ridiculous response. She’s waiting for her 3 year old to ask for something that he has absolutely no knowledge of. She’s so incredibly thick.

However I’m not surprised, they’re the same people who didn’t understand deep, expansive bodies of water are dangerous because there weren’t any signs, or that it’s not a good idea to leave a 4 month old on their own, or … etc 🙄
 
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STARTING THE DAY WITH A FOAM PARTY AT A MEDIEVAL WATERPARK!

Drone footage. Creepstopher tells us they're up and out from breakfast into a crazy pool party. Jace runs in circles. Lazy tells him he's clever and says "look at that beautiful hair". Cleeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer booooooooooy attempts a headstand but fails. Creepstopher tells him his hair is amazing today. He grabs Jace's feet and helps him do the headstand.

Typically, as they were about to get in the pool, Mila decided to "bust one" in her swim nappy. It's reusable and there is another at the room so Creepstopher has taken her back to change her into a new one and clean the one she's wearing. Esme went back with them, Isla has gone to play on the slides and Isabelle and Jace are joining Lazy in the pool. Jace doesn't want to go in the pool and instead wants to go in the soft play at the side of the pool. It was busy so Lazy tells him that if it's still busy they'll play in the pool first. Can't risk being recognised by people in a busy play area... Drone footage.

Esme and Isla are having fun on the slides. They've been on each one a thousand times and are trying to get Creepstopher to go on one. "To go on the big wooden thing you have to have a harness thing because there is like open bridges, no wires and a wire across the top to go across you head with." Clearly the speaking part of the English Language curriculum is not included in the revolutionary Ingham National Curriculum! The slides are closing because the lifeguards are going on their lunch break. Esme is devastated because another slide is shut.

Mila is back. Lazy is in the pool with her. She holds her on her hip, spinning her around whilst screeching. Lazy is surprised she is in such a good mood because it's 3pm and she hasn't had a nap. Mila woke up late this morning. She cannot get Esme and Isla off the slides. Lazy points the camera at Isabelle and Jace appears to be unsupervised in the background. Mila is wearing a body warmer because they're in the pool. Creepstopher plonked himself in the pool. There was a real buzz around the pool but it's calmed down now. Lazy screeches across the pool at Jace and he tells her to go away. Creepstopher is releasing his inner Christine on the pink lilo.

Creepstopher tells us they're on a limited time because they have a dinner show reservation. It's half 2 and they're going to hit up the slides with the girls. The pool is double his height in depth. He realises "this is the most pointless conversation I've had with a camera in my entire life". Footage on the slides. Lazy screeches her way down one. She then says it was terrifying and screeches at Esme and Isla on the slides.

Creepstopher is gutted because the camera battery died when he was going down the first slide. They did them all. They are moving to a sister hotel tomorrow but are enjoying the cabana and hot tub. Mila is cutting another tooth. You have to eat with your fingers at the medieval show tonight. They have blocked off one end of the outdoor area with tat in case Mila tries to escape. It's nice to enjoy the blue sky. They're going to replicate the outdoor area at home. Another attempt at getting Mila to talk. people love to get ready in their rooms and spray themselves in perfume but Lazy prefers mosquito repellent as her scent. Drone shots.

Lazy's drink has cava in and Isabelle's doesn't. The kids are given paper crowns. They're waiting to see horses. Footage of the ceiling. Lazy screeches as the walk through the arena to see the horses in the stables. Creepstopher holds Mila as she looks at a horse. Jace starts screeching. Lazy keeps asking Mila what it is. Lazy picks Jace up so he can stroke the horse. Then he films a horse getting his shoe changed.

The Inghams are now in the "dinner restaurant room where you usually get dinner". No tit sherlock... It's closed now but if you're doing the show you get a meat and cheese platter with bread rolls, drinks etc. You get food during the show. A man dressed in a knight costume is chatting to the table next to the Inghams and Jace (mouth open with half chewed bread) asks if he's evil but Lazy says no. The man touches Jace on the nose. Lazy zooms in on Esme's face whilst cackling. The chuldren, including Isabelle, have all been given certificates. Jace got a princess certificate, although it clearly means nothing because Isabelle got the knight one. Lazy tries to make a big deal out of it because Mila got a "boy one".

Creepstopher's fat arse doesn't fit on the seat. Lazy hoped they were on the green team and they are. She shows us the seating arrangement and Creepstopher is tickling Mila. It's a medieval dinner show. Lazy is excited for the animals in the show. She shows us their drinks including water, coke, beer and squash. Creepstopher films his ugly face smirking at the camera whilst filming the show. Isabelle has no idea what is going on and wishes she'd paid attention in Spanish. Footage of the show. Smirking Creepstopher says Isabelle didn't get a rose from her favourite knight. Shot of the food. There is a tiny sausage on the plate that must be the same size as Creepstopher's winky. Sorry to give you that image. Isabelle snatches the rose from Isla.

Lazy says they're ending the night like this. Mila is holding a melting ice cream cone. The show has finished and Isabelle is still upset about the rose. Isla's rose snapped. Lazy tells us Isabelle fancied one of the cast members. Unfortunately we do not see Creepstopher's face when she says this. The cast member didn't even look at Isabelle, even though she waved at him. She tucked her hair behind her ear whist looking at him. The show was awesome and Lazy enjoyed the history. They were served the food the medieval people ate and played games they played. It was the Robin Hood story. Isabelle ate a chili and was in shock thinking she was about to pass out.

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Poor Isla after Isabelle stole the rose from her. Ca she not have something for herself for once. I used to think Isabelle was kind but she's turning into her mother.
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Maisie842 said:
What’s so strange about the lack of haircuts is that given the nature of their business they could claim this as a business expense and not have to pay the tax. I was surprised to learn that someone I know who works in radio can claim as an expense, so I’m sure this would also apply to them too.

Not to mention that its just a nice, indulgent way to spend an afternoon, especially with the older girls.
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If they claimed for haircuts that would be disgraceful
 
Poor Jace in the heat with his long hair! And she was annoyed he was given a Princess certificate!
 

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Shell_22 said:
Just seen on Instagram someone asked is J ever going to get his hair cut and she replied saying no not until he asks for one!!! WTAF!!!! Is she for real? When would a toddler ask for a hair cut? That’s not parenting it’s just being lazy
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Wow she just keeps on proving she is the worst mum & doesn’t deserve the privilege of being called a parent. Being a parent requires much love & also responsibility. What’s she gonna do when he gets huge cavities in his teeth? Is she going to wait until he asks to go to the dentist? She’s a fckin disgrace 😡
 
Shell_22 said:
Just seen on Instagram someone asked is J ever going to get his hair cut and she replied saying no not until he asks for one!!! WTAF!!!! Is she for real? When would a toddler ask for a hair cut? That’s not parenting it’s just being lazy
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Isn't that what Stacy Soloman did with her boys? Didn't she wait untill they asked to cut their hair shorter? Lazy clearly sees Jace as her very own Rex ( i think thats what stacys youngest son is called ) and if i remember right doesnt he have blonde hair to?
 
Maisie842 said:
What’s so strange about the lack of haircuts is that given the nature of their business they could claim this as a business expense and not have to pay the tax.
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The idea of them claiming a grooming expense 😆

Any sensible tax advisor would only recommend claiming salon costs if it was clearly work related like for photoshoot or a show.

They're on very dodgy grey grounds with their whole business and where it crosses into stuff like child labour exploitation. An investigation would be fascinating as there's so little distinguishing personal and private life.
 
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