MissKnowItAll007
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So Issy tried to get the attention of hot guy by flirtatiously putting her hair behind her ear and doing some eye glance thing.... reminds me of the way she looked at creepy in Mexico at the pool bar.
The Ingham Family #241 Suck It Up, Sausage Fingers
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nattis
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she said in one of the few vlogs they had at home no she mostly just took a smal sip in the morning and maybe in the evening.
Web30
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No way cruel? Guess she doesnt follow the negativity that comes with the grand national every year.
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STARTING THE DAY WITH A FOAM PARTY AT A MEDIEVAL WATERPARK!
Drone footage. Creepstopher tells us they're up and out from breakfast into a crazy pool party. Jace runs in circles. Lazy tells him he's clever and says "look at that beautiful hair". Cleeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer booooooooooy attempts a headstand but fails. Creepstopher tells him his hair is amazing today. He grabs Jace's feet and helps him do the headstand.
Typically, as they were about to get in the pool, Mila decided to "bust one" in her swim nappy. It's reusable and there is another at the room so Creepstopher has taken her back to change her into a new one and clean the one she's wearing. Esme went back with them, Isla has gone to play on the slides and Isabelle and Jace are joining Lazy in the pool. Jace doesn't want to go in the pool and instead wants to go in the soft play at the side of the pool. It was busy so Lazy tells him that if it's still busy they'll play in the pool first. Can't risk being recognised by people in a busy play area... Drone footage.
Esme and Isla are having fun on the slides. They've been on each one a thousand times and are trying to get Creepstopher to go on one. "To go on the big wooden thing you have to have a harness thing because there is like open bridges, no wires and a wire across the top to go across you head with." Clearly the speaking part of the English Language curriculum is not included in the revolutionary Ingham National Curriculum! The slides are closing because the lifeguards are going on their lunch break. Esme is devastated because another slide is shut.
Mila is back. Lazy is in the pool with her. She holds her on her hip, spinning her around whilst screeching. Lazy is surprised she is in such a good mood because it's 3pm and she hasn't had a nap. Mila woke up late this morning. She cannot get Esme and Isla off the slides. Lazy points the camera at Isabelle and Jace appears to be unsupervised in the background. Mila is wearing a body warmer because they're in the pool. Creepstopher plonked himself in the pool. There was a real buzz around the pool but it's calmed down now. Lazy screeches across the pool at Jace and he tells her to go away. Creepstopher is releasing his inner Christine on the pink lilo.
Creepstopher tells us they're on a limited time because they have a dinner show reservation. It's half 2 and they're going to hit up the slides with the girls. The pool is double his height in depth. He realises "this is the most pointless conversation I've had with a camera in my entire life". Footage on the slides. Lazy screeches her way down one. She then says it was terrifying and screeches at Esme and Isla on the slides.
Creepstopher is gutted because the camera battery died when he was going down the first slide. They did them all. They are moving to a sister hotel tomorrow but are enjoying the cabana and hot tub. Mila is cutting another tooth. You have to eat with your fingers at the medieval show tonight. They have blocked off one end of the outdoor area with tat in case Mila tries to escape. It's nice to enjoy the blue sky. They're going to replicate the outdoor area at home. Another attempt at getting Mila to talk. people love to get ready in their rooms and spray themselves in perfume but Lazy prefers mosquito repellent as her scent. Drone shots.
Lazy's drink has cava in and Isabelle's doesn't. The kids are given paper crowns. They're waiting to see horses. Footage of the ceiling. Lazy screeches as the walk through the arena to see the horses in the stables. Creepstopher holds Mila as she looks at a horse. Jace starts screeching. Lazy keeps asking Mila what it is. Lazy picks Jace up so he can stroke the horse. Then he films a horse getting it's "hoof" changed.
The Inghams are now in the "dinner restaurant room where you usually get dinner". No tit sherlock... It's closed now but if you're doing the show you get a meat and cheese platter with bread rolls, drinks etc. You get food during the show. A man dressed in a knight costume is chatting to the table next to the Inghams and Jace (mouth open with half chewed bread) asks if he's evil but Lazy says no. The man touches Jace on the nose. Lazy zooms in on Esme's face whilst cackling. The chuldren, including Isabelle, have all been given certificates. Jace got a princess certificate, although it clearly means nothing because Isabelle got the knight one. Lazy tries to make a big deal out of it because Mila got a "boy one".
Creepstopher's fat arse doesn't fit on the seat. Lazy hoped they were on the green team and they are. She shows us the seating arrangement and Creepstopher is tickling Mila. It's a medieval dinner show. Lazy is excited for the animals in the show. She shows us their drinks including water, coke, beer and squash. Creepstopher films his ugly face smirking at the camera whilst filming the show. Isabelle has no idea what is going on and wishes she'd paid attention in Spanish. Footage of the show. Smirking Creepstopher says Isabelle didn't get a rose from her favourite knight. Shot of the food. There is a tiny sausage on the plate that must be the same size as Creepstopher's winky. Sorry to give you that image. Isabelle snatches the rose from Isla.
Lazy says they're ending the night like this. Mila is holding a melting ice cream cone. The show has finished and Isabelle is still upset about the rose. Isla's rose snapped. Lazy tells us Isabelle fancied one of the cast members. Unfortunately we do not see Creepstopher's face when she says this. The cast member didn't even look at Isabelle, even though she waved at him. She tucked her hair behind her ear whist looking at him. The show was awesome and Lazy enjoyed the history. They were served the food the medieval people ate and played games they played. It was the Robin Hood story. Isabelle ate a chili and was in shock thinking she was about to pass out.
End of vlog
Poor Isla after Isabelle stole the rose from her. Ca she not have something for herself for once. I used to think Isabelle was kind but she's turning into her mother.
Drone footage. Creepstopher tells us they're up and out from breakfast into a crazy pool party. Jace runs in circles. Lazy tells him he's clever and says "look at that beautiful hair". Cleeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer booooooooooy attempts a headstand but fails. Creepstopher tells him his hair is amazing today. He grabs Jace's feet and helps him do the headstand.
Typically, as they were about to get in the pool, Mila decided to "bust one" in her swim nappy. It's reusable and there is another at the room so Creepstopher has taken her back to change her into a new one and clean the one she's wearing. Esme went back with them, Isla has gone to play on the slides and Isabelle and Jace are joining Lazy in the pool. Jace doesn't want to go in the pool and instead wants to go in the soft play at the side of the pool. It was busy so Lazy tells him that if it's still busy they'll play in the pool first. Can't risk being recognised by people in a busy play area... Drone footage.
Esme and Isla are having fun on the slides. They've been on each one a thousand times and are trying to get Creepstopher to go on one. "To go on the big wooden thing you have to have a harness thing because there is like open bridges, no wires and a wire across the top to go across you head with." Clearly the speaking part of the English Language curriculum is not included in the revolutionary Ingham National Curriculum! The slides are closing because the lifeguards are going on their lunch break. Esme is devastated because another slide is shut.
Mila is back. Lazy is in the pool with her. She holds her on her hip, spinning her around whilst screeching. Lazy is surprised she is in such a good mood because it's 3pm and she hasn't had a nap. Mila woke up late this morning. She cannot get Esme and Isla off the slides. Lazy points the camera at Isabelle and Jace appears to be unsupervised in the background. Mila is wearing a body warmer because they're in the pool. Creepstopher plonked himself in the pool. There was a real buzz around the pool but it's calmed down now. Lazy screeches across the pool at Jace and he tells her to go away. Creepstopher is releasing his inner Christine on the pink lilo.
Creepstopher tells us they're on a limited time because they have a dinner show reservation. It's half 2 and they're going to hit up the slides with the girls. The pool is double his height in depth. He realises "this is the most pointless conversation I've had with a camera in my entire life". Footage on the slides. Lazy screeches her way down one. She then says it was terrifying and screeches at Esme and Isla on the slides.
Creepstopher is gutted because the camera battery died when he was going down the first slide. They did them all. They are moving to a sister hotel tomorrow but are enjoying the cabana and hot tub. Mila is cutting another tooth. You have to eat with your fingers at the medieval show tonight. They have blocked off one end of the outdoor area with tat in case Mila tries to escape. It's nice to enjoy the blue sky. They're going to replicate the outdoor area at home. Another attempt at getting Mila to talk. people love to get ready in their rooms and spray themselves in perfume but Lazy prefers mosquito repellent as her scent. Drone shots.
Lazy's drink has cava in and Isabelle's doesn't. The kids are given paper crowns. They're waiting to see horses. Footage of the ceiling. Lazy screeches as the walk through the arena to see the horses in the stables. Creepstopher holds Mila as she looks at a horse. Jace starts screeching. Lazy keeps asking Mila what it is. Lazy picks Jace up so he can stroke the horse. Then he films a horse getting it's "hoof" changed.
The Inghams are now in the "dinner restaurant room where you usually get dinner". No tit sherlock... It's closed now but if you're doing the show you get a meat and cheese platter with bread rolls, drinks etc. You get food during the show. A man dressed in a knight costume is chatting to the table next to the Inghams and Jace (mouth open with half chewed bread) asks if he's evil but Lazy says no. The man touches Jace on the nose. Lazy zooms in on Esme's face whilst cackling. The chuldren, including Isabelle, have all been given certificates. Jace got a princess certificate, although it clearly means nothing because Isabelle got the knight one. Lazy tries to make a big deal out of it because Mila got a "boy one".
Creepstopher's fat arse doesn't fit on the seat. Lazy hoped they were on the green team and they are. She shows us the seating arrangement and Creepstopher is tickling Mila. It's a medieval dinner show. Lazy is excited for the animals in the show. She shows us their drinks including water, coke, beer and squash. Creepstopher films his ugly face smirking at the camera whilst filming the show. Isabelle has no idea what is going on and wishes she'd paid attention in Spanish. Footage of the show. Smirking Creepstopher says Isabelle didn't get a rose from her favourite knight. Shot of the food. There is a tiny sausage on the plate that must be the same size as Creepstopher's winky. Sorry to give you that image. Isabelle snatches the rose from Isla.
Lazy says they're ending the night like this. Mila is holding a melting ice cream cone. The show has finished and Isabelle is still upset about the rose. Isla's rose snapped. Lazy tells us Isabelle fancied one of the cast members. Unfortunately we do not see Creepstopher's face when she says this. The cast member didn't even look at Isabelle, even though she waved at him. She tucked her hair behind her ear whist looking at him. The show was awesome and Lazy enjoyed the history. They were served the food the medieval people ate and played games they played. It was the Robin Hood story. Isabelle ate a chili and was in shock thinking she was about to pass out.
End of vlog
Poor Isla after Isabelle stole the rose from her. Ca she not have something for herself for once. I used to think Isabelle was kind but she's turning into her mother.
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Her ridiculous comment just shows her up as the self serving ignoramus she truly is.
bedtimereader
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So they got their caravan today then according to Sarah's YouTube post...look forward to seeing that in a month or so then
GeordieGossipGirl
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Ashshakur93
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Poor Isla 
I honestly just want to rescue her, my daughter is a year younger then her and it break my heart seeing her being treated like an outcast.
I honestly just want to rescue her, my daughter is a year younger then her and it break my heart seeing her being treated like an outcast.
Malcolm Conkers
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If it’s the same one I’ve been to, the finale was a selection of Motown hits performed by distant relatives of the original Four Tops.Lazy declaring how great that tacky medieval show was because it's history. Those things are an awful export from the states. But I'm a snob like that
Must be weird for Lazy to see all those rugged, handsome men expertly handling weapons astride their powerful steeds, whilst sat next to a roller-booting 39-year old coward with a desperate combover and a girly nose stud.
Loony tune71
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On my good God lazy oh look at the horse getting its hoof changed did it aye You're a fool Mrs Ingram it got its shoe changed you dipshit you really do need to give this tit up you are both thick as duck and don't get me started on the small seats if your arse fits in it you could fit a horse's ars e in the seat
She might have more luck if her mum allowed her to go to the hairdressers & get her hair sorted. It looks in bloody awful condition. All the kids hair needs attention they look uncared for.
Malcolm Conkers
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Modern equine transplant techniques are just part of the reason horses, unlike dolphins, are desperate to live in captivity.
Yes more showing off from them & upsetting a lot of people who are struggling. They are slowly digging their own graves
Sunshineandshadows
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Is todays vlog a message to the h8rz to say 'look we do educate our children' by taking them to a medieval show - guess thats the history side of the curriculum ticked off until at least October now
HuncaMunca
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So they’re moving to another Magic Hotel? Do you reckon the Social Media person is ready with their finger poised over the, copy and pasted, message to tell everyone that Creepy isn‘t a n, it’s all a hoax and they had a good laugh with Mrs Mingham about that scandle?
I read in either one of the Facebook groups or on Tripadvisor that one of those horses took ill during a show, recently (heart attack iirc) and it wasn‘t dealt with very well. I can’t hand on heart say whether or not it survived, but apparently there were a lot of very traumatised adults and children in the audience.
Poor Jace really needs a haircut. They all do, bar Mila. If they want him to have long hair, fine but at least look after it. It gives me the eebie jeebies when they go in the pool without tying their hair up. I’ve read too many stories about kids getting caught in pool filters.
I read in either one of the Facebook groups or on Tripadvisor that one of those horses took ill during a show, recently (heart attack iirc) and it wasn‘t dealt with very well. I can’t hand on heart say whether or not it survived, but apparently there were a lot of very traumatised adults and children in the audience.
Poor Jace really needs a haircut. They all do, bar Mila. If they want him to have long hair, fine but at least look after it. It gives me the eebie jeebies when they go in the pool without tying their hair up. I’ve read too many stories about kids getting caught in pool filters.
curious cookie jar
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How many times has his nose been broken?
I read a review on tripadviser that said the horses didn’t look like they were looked after very well
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