The Ingham Family #229 Travelling with the pox, channel on the rocks, where are the baby's socks?

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Be interesting in August if they announce her grades or just ignored the whole thing. Some lame excuse will be made. When she choose her GCSES back in Year 9 she was classed as needing additional help which was never addressed. Isabelle and Esme are clearly dyslexic but let’s ignore that fact and piss about in a van.
 
DMK 99 said:
Surely that lawn mower is much too big for a garden that size, and is going to be a nightmare. What on earth 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣. Just get a normal lawnmower you absolute foo.

However, a cherry picker might be a good idea, for when those outside stairs get removed and they need to get up to the door.
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Maybe he’s decided to add to his list of careers and become a pro gardener 🤣 With the drop in views they need to be planning something for the not too distant future - can just see him now driving up and down that village offering a grass cutting service 😂
 
Maisie842 said:
What a ridiculous waste of money buying that ride on lawnmower for that exceptionally easy, flat, square patch of land. How lazy can you get!! You looking to go up a cup size, creepy?
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I personally cannot wait for the moment he mows his sparse lawn with his brand new toy. It amazes me how little research they do in any project they take on. I hope the neighbour (with the beautifully established lawn) gets much pleasure out of the disaster that is about to be unleashed on the lawn next door.
 
I’m in my 30s and for my current job, I had to provide all my qualification certificates including GCSEs so let me tell you Sarah and Chris, it does matter if you pass or fail. And I’m sure the pair of them barely have a handful of GCSEs between them but they shouldn’t let their children go down that same path.
 
Cockleshell Bay said:
Be interesting in August if they announce her grades or just ignored the whole thing. Some lame excuse will be made. When she choose her GCSES back in Year 9 she was classed as needing additional help which was never addressed. Isabelle and Esme are clearly dyslexic but let’s ignore that fact and piss about in a van.
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She wasn’t classed as needing additional help, that was all her mothers doing wanting her to take Learning Support instead of a GCSE mainly so Izzy could get all her homework done at school so she would have plenty of time for vlogging after school and the weekends, in that vlog Izzy didn’t want to take LS, most other parents that were paying £12K a year or as Lazy said a stupid stupid amount of money for private school would want to take full advantage of all aspects of the school and get your child the best results possible. Lazy has got no qualifications, neither of them has done any further education since leaving school but think they’ve made it because they had 5 minutes of fame on YouTube, they couldn’t give a crap about those kids futures as they’ve spent every penny that has ever been made on themselves.

As for Esme she may or may not be dyslexic as far as they have said she’s never been assessed by an Educational Psychologist, it’s not like they have ever encouraged any reading or homework in that family when the girls did go to school, have those kids ever set foot in a library?
 
We have got a ride on mower ( we have over an acre of land ) and so do lots of our neighbours and friends, no one has ever called a ride on mower a tractor. He’s such an idiot.
As for that strimmer, I’m not going to watch but if it’s a big petrol one he will struggle to hold it for any length of time. They’re heavy beasts. Mr. Mac has swapped his for a light battery one.
They’re also both really noisy! Their poor neighbours.
Chris will be a busy man now, all excited with his floors and his lawns and edges.
 
Oh it’s literally just dawned on me where the farming aspirations have come from… one visit to their “friends” in Ireland and he’s now trying to bloody compete!!! The Delonge “family” name could truly be under threat… Christopher Deere-MacDonald may actually be a real contender at this point… what an absolute chop.
 
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thegreencow said:
Creepy is having anxiety about his decision. Lazy says he's too tight. He's bought the mower, it's being delivered at 10am and "my" garden will loo good tomorrow. They're not as affordable as he thought but they didn't want to keep forking out for a gardener as it's dead money. Oh times must be tough if they're having to fork out for a mower because they can't afford to pay someone to come in and cut the grass. That credit card bill eepy tells her ride-on mowers are called small tractors. Jace will flip his lid tomorrow. Creepy needs to check if the weather is good tomorrow. He bought a beast heavy duty strimmer as well.
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The man vicariously lives through his toys. Bissel, drones, John Deere (bless Creepy, he aimed high at that first shop, until he saw how much it cost)
The only beast, heavy duty strimmer he needs is for his ego and his libido.

Kate1970 said:
Looks like her new brace just shoved on the worktop behind Mila, and the old cast on the table
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Well spotted!
How lovely. It's like museum of the macabre.
 
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Sleepyquest said:
I’m in my 30s and for my current job, I had to provide all my qualification certificates including GCSEs so let me tell you Sarah and Chris, it does matter if you pass or fail. And I’m sure the pair of them barely have a handful of GCSEs between them but they shouldn’t let their children go down that same path.
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I totally agree with you. However not all children are academically blessed. Some are more gifted in the arts. Others can be nurtured into more vocational careers such as hairdressing, social care etc. Everyone is born with skills. Some kids learn differently and many can struggle to find their path in life. For me, I believe teachers, tutors and pastoral staff in schools are best equipped to recognise the talents of individual children and help them reach their potential in what ever field best fits. The Ingham children don’t stand a chance. I believe Sarah to be unemployable and Creepy lacking in sufficient skill to secure a mid range job despite his claims of wide ranging brilliance.
 
Priority education said:
I totally agree with you. However not all children are academically blessed. Some are more gifted in the arts. Others can be nurtured into more vocational careers such as hairdressing, social care etc. Everyone is born with skills. Some kids learn differently and many can struggle to find their path in life. For me, I believe teachers, tutors and pastoral staff in schools are best equipped to recognise the talents of individual children and help them reach their potential in what ever field best fits. The Ingham children don’t stand a chance. I believe Sarah to be unemployable and Creepy lacking in sufficient skill to secure a mid range job despite his claims of wide ranging brilliance.
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This is why I respect and treasure you @Priority education. Love this post xxxx
 
Tattler I'm behind, only just seen the upload with Sarah coming out of the X-ray room.

Holy cow, I've had a few thoughts:

1. She's eaten all the food in 'island' but according to all family members there's no shortage

2. She's pregnant - not sure, but would explain why the gym has never been started (pretty sure her & Izzy talked about joining one last October/November - I know they looked at 2 and even bought gym gear -it's now bloody May)

3. Is she the 1st woman in history that has 'exclusively' breastfed a baby for the past 9 months who actually looks the same size if not bigger than 9 months ago when she was full term with her pregnancy?

4. Ireland has done her no favours, she moves from her bed to the front of the van, with the odd day she gets out of the van and either does a 10 minute walk or a walk about Aldi/Lidl/Tesco. When she's in Roseabelle Manor she has to actually walk from sofa to sofa and also walk around B&M/HomeBargains and the Range.

Interesting the fact in the last week she's started following 2 insta accounts that are about vegan diet - the sad thing is she'll replace meat with cheese and cream!!!

She hasn't a bloody clue.
 
So I haven't read todays posts so this has maybe already been discussed, but...

In the week an MP has been caught watching porn in parliament, when he has said he was meant to be looking online at tractors, Chris has decided to buy a lawn mower, but convince his wife he is buying a tractor....

Has he been caught looking at porn, and used the same excuse as the MP, telling Sarah he was actually trying to look at tractors because he wanted to buy one...?

Like, are they, are... literally lost for words!
 
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