"The Ick" #4

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Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
 
TC14 said:
Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
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Maybe he was trying to be your white knight on a steed. At least he didn't turn up in a suit of armour.
 
TC14 said:
Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
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He might have been a country squire, but he sounds more like a bleep ry squire.
 
TC14 said:
Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
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But if you weren’t early.. what was his plan? To wait on his horse for you? Or park up his horse and then at the end of the date be like “yeah, this is my ride home”?!
 
I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
 

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BillieR said:
I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
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Why dont you like it?
 
I once got asked to go horse riding for a first date by I bloke on POF. Initially I was game for it - bonus points for originality I felt. But due to my unhealthy interest in serial killer documentaries I felt it would be a long time before my body was found in the Essex wilderness if things had gone wrong. I feel it was a good call.

I think I would have mixed feelings if a man turned up on a horse but I do love a touch of eccentricity so 🤷
 
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