"The Ick" #4
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ChampagneBox
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Men who leave bad reviews on Facebook for a restaurant or takeaway 
I don’t give a duck if your kebab was greasy, I bet you think your dry ass Sunday roast would make Gordon jealous and all 
I don’t give a duck if your kebab was greasy, I bet you think your dry ass Sunday roast would make Gordon jealous and all also to add what kind of man can’t cope with a bit of grease??
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LimaNovember
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My ex.
Each year him and his ‘mummy’ would go out on the same day every single year to pick up his real Christmas tree and then he would spend two days decorating it with his expensive glass baubles.
His wreath got nicked every year
I know I shouldn't but I actually find this adorable!
Pink blancmange
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Someone's been a naughty boy
Okay. I was totally torn between a laughing emoji or a wow emoji. Damn...
Someone's been a naughty boy
did you swipe right?
Pink blancmange
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Of course, I think he's definitely the one for me ❤
Pink blancmange
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I was more laughing at the fact he's probably oblivious that it's there because who goes and checks their bio after they've set it
CherryAcid
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This guy used to come into my office to drop off his keys and he would be in his cycling gear ready to go home. I'm talking skintight neon cycling shorts which showed off EVERYTHING.
Speaking of shorts, I cant tell you how many runaway balls I have seen from men in short shorts. I will always remember this heavyset pensioner got on the bus and sat opposite me(those seats that face each other) and his crinkly old man ball was hanging out for all the journey.
rosemarina
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I reckon many of them know.
Did the key guy have anything worth seeing.
I think maybe the dirty old man did it on purpose.
CherryAcid
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Oh yea the key guy definitely had a lot to show haha
Ive seen a few men with their bags out, how do they not know?
it’s not been changed?!
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“High standers”?!?!? do you reckon he says “Chester draws” and “nip it in the butt” 
works “had”, too.
works “had”, too.
CherryAcid
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"Wont give much away as theres not much to talk about" is code for i have zero personality. I'm surprised he hasn't said hes a "cheeky chappy"“High standers”?!?!? do you reckon he says “Chester draws” and “nip it in the butt”
works “had”, too.
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it’s not been changed?!
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Men who take selfies on roller coasters (just had a like on bumble and that was his photo) 
Nora Fenn
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**clitoris recoils in horror**
This thread tickles me so much and this post just had me in a wrinkle, then my kids joined in and we were all just hysterically laughing even though I’m the only one who knew what we were actually laughing at
State of that bloke, bet he used a ring light to take the pic too
Phoenix Lazarus
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I bet he had Right Said Fred playing in the background.
Facehugger
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More like the Incredible Hulk music
I'm all for some big muscular blokes but he can get right in the skip (I'd say the bin, but he'd not fit his head in it, Mr I Love Myself). Pillock 
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