The ICK #11

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I went on a date a couple of weeks ago. Good looking and seemingly normal until he told me his glasses weren’t actually prescription, just fake ones 🤮🤮🤮😑😑😑 I said, ‘Oh yes, I used to do that when I was in year 9 so I looked like All Saints’. He ghosted me anyway but I like to think I would have said no to date two purely on the plastic bleeping lenses!
 
Men who can't eat spice are tit in bed. Fact. Don't @ me, I don't make the rules.
Same kind of thing happened again today.
Order spiciest pizza, ADDED JALAPEÑOS…….
“too hot, can I have something else,,,, I’ll just have this******

oh sorry, it is our spiciest pizza and you did ask for jalapeños on it………

I can’t eat it, it’s too spicy……


Yeah sure I’ll get that on the way for you and pop the pizza in a box in case anyone at home might want it for lunch tomorrow………

aka you’re not getting this free pal, you ordered a pizza with ndjua, pepperoni, hot honey and ADDED JALAPEÑOS 🙈

asks for the bill, hands me back 7/8 of a pizza and says, we don’t have anyone that will eat
This so I’m not paying. bleeping talk about putting the ICK in PRiCK
 
Same kind of thing happened again today.
Order spiciest pizza, ADDED JALAPEÑOS…….
“too hot, can I have something else,,,, I’ll just have this******

oh sorry, it is our spiciest pizza and you did ask for jalapeños on it………

I can’t eat it, it’s too spicy……


Yeah sure I’ll get that on the way for you and pop the pizza in a box in case anyone at home might want it for lunch tomorrow………

aka you’re not getting this free pal, you ordered a pizza with ndjua, pepperoni, hot honey and ADDED JALAPEÑOS 🙈

asks for the bill, hands me back 7/8 of a pizza and says, we don’t have anyone that will eat
This so I’m not paying. bleeping talk about putting the ICK in PRiCK
What a knob. Did he have to pay for the pizza in the end?
 
What a knob. Did he have to pay for the pizza in the end?
Nah, I told him (very pointedly!!!) it was a shame it was being thrown way as it was such a waste, when he’d ORDERED a spicy pizza AND ADDED EXTRA jalapeño. but, alas, it went in the bin. He didn’t get charged for it but 10% wanker service charge went straight on the bill and he paid that!!!!!! So I’ll take that as a win.
Gentle reminder hospitality and retail have it rough anyway, but this close to Christmas!!!! Sheeeeh!!!!!! Be cool, smile, go with the flow, it’s bleeping Christmas. My last day off was 19th Dec my next day off is the 27th Dec. I bleeping hate the #bekind brigade. Just be bleeping cool and sympathetic with each other gang 💙
 
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