The ICK #11

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it’s not been changed?! said:
Men trailing round the shops Christmas shopping with their partners. 🙈 sorry.
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I point blank refuse.... not to be a misoginistic bleep - I wouldn't have a clue what was on various lists, I'd be a bleeping hinderance and I refuse to pay for tit store bags when we have a healthy supply of big French/Costco plastic bags that can hold the Earth itself and still have room for some small items. Yes, previous Christmas shopping trips have seen me take several of our bags in order to rationalise the present carrying - no cutting in on the hands and decent capacity.

Anyhow, Me and the lad left the daughter creature home on Saturday afty - the better half was away to Bath with the ladies of the village on a Christmas shopping trip that sounds like it was more of a girlie pissup - first cans were cracked within 100yds of the off - well done girls!!

We toddled along to the local outlet megamall at 5pm hunting out a particular Lindt ball flavour combination - me and the kids couldn't decide on what to get the wife/mother for Christmas and the daughter noted that she'd run out of the Lindt stuff we bought when we visited the factory last summer. So no more of the 'rarer' flavours or any Lindt fun left in her stash.

Few minutes later we think we have the makings of a choccy based hamper for Christmas - not as good as last years Clogau 12 days of Christmas main present, but this years Clogau offering is a bit poor, we feel. She does have several advent calendars to make up for this years poor show from us... a Pandora one, Yankee Candle one and a few beauty type ones and the obligatory Cadbury one.

No doubt I'll pick up some random tat/regular toiletries type stuff for a stocking on my travels out of the office when I want some air.
 
Sibz said:
People that blow their nose with a sheet of kitchen roll 😫

10 extra ick points if they do it loudly then leave it lingering in a full kitchen bin where you might brush your hand on it or it falls out when you open the bin

Go to the toilet, and blow it quietly on loo roll and flush it away ffs!!!
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Loo roll? Kitchen roll? What’s wrong with a tissue?
 
I think I've outdone myself on the Ick scale. I think it's classed as an ick because I'm so embarrassed with myself.
I've been going to the same reptile shop for 18 months to buy food for my sons lizard. The blokes that own it are really nice, we chat, they know my surname as its on their computer and you get 10% off loyalty. Anyway. After I paid one of them said Oh what's your name and number, we're doing a raffle and you get a free entry. I said ooh that's a funny way to ask for my number and smiled. I obviously thought I was hilarious, it was just meant as a joke (I'm happily married). I obviously have a weird sense of humour. He looked at me like 😬🫠😵‍ sort of way and I just said thanks and left. I'm going to have to find a new reptile shop. I can never go there again.
I could hear myself saying it but couldn't stop. You know when you delete a message on WhatsApp etc, I wish I could have done that.
I told my husband and he sort of laughed and said why did you say that. I DONT KNOW. I'm a walking ick. Why am I like this
 
Hastaggifted said:
I think I've outdone myself on the Ick scale. I think it's classed as an ick because I'm so embarrassed with myself.
I've been going to the same reptile shop for 18 months to buy food for my sons lizard. The blokes that own it are really nice, we chat, they know my surname as its on their computer and you get 10% off loyalty. Anyway. After I paid one of them said Oh what's your name and number, we're doing a raffle and you get a free entry. I said ooh that's a funny way to ask for my number and smiled. I obviously thought I was hilarious, it was just meant as a joke (I'm happily married). I obviously have a weird sense of humour. He looked at me like 😬🫠😵‍ sort of way and I just said thanks and left. I'm going to have to find a new reptile shop. I can never go there again.
I could hear myself saying it but couldn't stop. You know when you delete a message on WhatsApp etc, I wish I could have done that.
I told my husband and he sort of laughed and said why did you say that. I DONT KNOW. I'm a walking ick. Why am I like this
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I was once at a computer game museum. I don't really like playing computer games but I do quite like watching people play them for some reason. Some guy was playing a console and saw I was there and asked it I wanted to have a go. I said, "Oh no thank you, I like to watch" in a sort of jokily sexy, husky way (hard to describe; subtle but definite) and instead of laughing he went bright red and dropped the controller and I suddenly realised it had all gone wrong so I just fled the room, icking myself forever.
 
ShopTilYouSlop said:
I was once at a computer game museum. I don't really like playing computer games but I do quite like watching people play them for some reason. Some guy was playing a console and saw I was there and asked it I wanted to have a go. I said, "Oh no thank you, I like to watch" in a sort of jokily sexy, husky way (hard to describe; subtle but definite) and instead of laughing he went bright red and dropped the controller and I suddenly realised it had all gone wrong so I just fled the room, icking myself forever.
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This tops mine 😂😂😂
 
Mums who announce “yes day with my princess” proceeded by photos of their 5 year old in make up, with nails on sipping a babyccino (another ick)

get some balls and tell them no rather than trying too hard to make them like you 🙄

fully accept this isn’t a massive ick, think I’m more just pissed that it’s someone on my fb who always does this with her brat kid and broadcasts to all when she does 🙄🙈
 
@it’s not been changed?! my ex (and sadly father of my child) has this. He’s FORTY!!!! Wannabe skateboarder emo while heading into middle age. Grim!! The kind of man who has this will prob also wear these monstrosities:
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