The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

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Dave is trolling us with the shades chat. Hi, Dave! 👋
 
What happened to little miss “I smiled all the way around”? She was hyper aware of cameras as can be seen in all the official photos where she’s generally looking at the camera/obviously smiling for it, but there are these gems
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Also…those are hardly shorts. I’ve got knickers longer than them 😂
 

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Polkadotshorts said:
What happened to little miss “I smiled all the way around”? She was hyper aware of cameras as can be seen in all the official photos where she’s generally looking at the camera/obviously smiling for it, but there are these gems
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Also…those are hardly shorts. I’ve got knickers longer than them 😂
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Those camera are probably not paying her, she smiles when shes talkng to her followers and using them to pay for her courses
 
waawaaweewaa said:
Not sure if DB has his own thread but I’ve downloaded the marathon app where you can track people and he appears to have 2 different bib numbers. 👀👀
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Sorry I’m being thick and know nothing about the marathon but what might this mean?

I know it’s already been said but really can’t believe how different Hazel looks in the those official pics compared to what she edits and shows us! Her body is much more “normal” and her face looks totally different in the face pics. Those glasses look even more hideous as well!
 
Not thick at all! I’m not sure what it means either to be honest. Just thought it strange how the same person has 2 different bib numbers. I didn’t think you could enter the ballot twice. It might mean someone might also be running under his second bib number which is against the rules.

Also annoying that some other person who entered the ballot was unsuccessful and he was successful twice??

Or it might mean nothing!
 
waawaaweewaa said:
Not thick at all! I’m not sure what it means either to be honest. Just thought it strange how the same person has 2 different bib numbers. I didn’t think you could enter the ballot twice. It might mean someone might also be running under his second bib number which is against the rules.

Also annoying that some other person who entered the ballot was unsuccessful and he was successful twice??

Or it might mean nothing!
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I mean, he isn’t the sharpest tool in the box so probably entered twice and hasn’t even noticed!
 
waawaaweewaa said:
Not thick at all! I’m not sure what it means either to be honest. Just thought it strange how the same person has 2 different bib numbers. I didn’t think you could enter the ballot twice. It might mean someone might also be running under his second bib number which is against the rules.

Also annoying that some other person who entered the ballot was unsuccessful and he was successful twice??

Or it might mean nothing!
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It is possible there are 2 people with the same name but if not, when he gets his bib at the expo you’ll see the number and the duplicate will be removed. I feel like I’ve seen this before prior to races, it’s just an admin/tech error.

I am pretty sure he did not win a ballot spot but is on a gifted bib. Which is super annoying. He had a post combined with London marathon so think it has been given directly from them.
 
Iosphere said:
She’s drunk the koolaid. I can definitely see him as one of those guys that pressures their partner not to gain any weight when pregnant and ‘bounce back’ immediately after birth.
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Yep. He’ll be the type who’s trying to shag her within a few hours of the baby popping out. Absolute controlling vibes. Guaranteed a few years from now she will come out frying on stories saying how these were the dark years…
 
Polkadotshorts said:
“I bet you I’ll be the biggest guy there” ugh he is such an ick! Does Hazel not hear him say these things and shudder?
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Whhhhy does he think so much of himself 🤣 I pray he doesn’t hit the time he wants and we get another tantrum in bed. I bet he wouldn’t dare stamp his feet and rip his vest off in a mood with all the other actual runners around. I wonder what he will do after the marathon - he clearly has loads of time on his hands and his business seems to be tanking, terrible social engagement, losing followers and the occasional person signing up to his app.
 
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