The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Peachylite]

JESSICA STOP FILMING YOURSELF PUTTING ON DIRTY CLOTHES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Omg I actually cringe when I see her grwn videos.. no one needs to see your grotty maternity bra and that it unclips or the label on your jeans. Or your chavvy cheap hoops. And that tshirt is dirty

 

[Popsock123]

The trick is to wash Jess

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

Doesn’t she claim to be a size 16? So why are the jeans a 20?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Omg that t shirt..it's not just a bit hairy from being a black t shirt in a tumble drier sort of scenario, it's full blown filthy, tit all over filthy. Jesus she's gross

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Square Batty Sharon at it again Remember when she was a 16 guys but she sizes up to a 20 for her boobs - why your jeans a 20 then love?
I know she bleeping stinks if she’s putting on a T-shirt that dirty - I always liked her mum but she proper failed with her daughters hygiene

 

[Fanaff]

The worrying thing is that I reckon the T shirt is fresh out the wash…so her clothes are literally filthy before, during and after washing.

 

[Kiko]

That red top and floral skirt just don’t go

 

[thepantsqueen]

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

What a mess

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[TheOnlySB]

I feel like everyone is pushing for an in the style range… they’re giving them out like sweets - that’s gotta be the only reason she’s started doing the dress with me bollocks

 

[Peachylite]

That skirt is horrendous!

 

[Fanaff]

I’m going somewhere pretty posh, help me chose an outfit. Christ, all my Christmas’s have come at once. They are alllllll hideous. A jumper and your gross mom jeans you spray on, a load of dresses with your bra hanging out and a dress that is too big, which makes a change. Bin them all Jess.

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

It REALLY irritates me how Jess (and other influencers) rave about the Doona but NEVER mention that it’s not to be used for long periods. Babies shouldn’t be in that position for long as it’s dangerous for their airways, babies have died in car seats after being left in them to sleep for a long period. And he will clearly be in there for a long time today!

 

[Serious_Susan]

I’m so confused. Going somewhere posh - 2 or the dresses flashed a large part of her bra.

Jess are you ok hun?

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Wtf is the red dress and omg the star one

 

[EyeSpy88]

It REALLY irritates me how Jess (and other influencers) rave about the Doona but NEVER mention that it’s not to be used for long periods. Babies shouldn’t be in that position for long as it’s dangerous for their airways, babies have died in car seats after being left in them to sleep for a long period. And he will clearly be in there for a long time today!

This irritates me soo much too! If she’s travelling by train he’s going to be in it for ages realistically!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Proper Miss Truchbull vibes with that hair and jumpsuit - what is this new “fashion” blogger tit she’s trying? It’s hilarious either way

 

[Fanaff]

The jumpsuit looks like she’s off to pull a shift at a mechanics. She looks terrible. The belt doesn’t go either. She’s such a try hard, here’s me with my book, here’s me dragging my baby along to an event, here’s me in nice dresses with my bra hanging out as I have to breastfeed. Yawn. No one cares bar you Jess!

 

[Chloegirl]

The belt ruined it completely.

also lack of pedicure in open toe shoes

 

[Emsie]

But in the pics from the event she has trainers on...