The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Chloegirl]

But in the pics from the event she has trainers on...

Yeah coz she’s realised the state of her feet only when she was on the train

 

[Laney35]

Aww she’s just vile

 

[Spilttea]

Why does Jess and in fact most plus sized influencers who market themselves as “relatable” always wear the most hideous tit in the name of body positivity and confidence.
The tits are always hanging out too. I mean if you as an influencer look tit in it and the fit is all wrong then what makes you think I’m going to fork out money for it.

Also half the stuff they wear most plus sized women wouldn’t wear. I know some might, but the ones I know would rather not wear something if it had to be tucked in or emphasised their stomachs. It’s all so disingenuous and fake. Bit like Jess herself.

 

[thepantsqueen]

I reckon she's dying for an ITS collab

 

[Laney35]

I reckon she's dying for an ITS collab

Aww absofuckinglutely. She may as well hold up a big sign saying Adam pick me!

 

[TheOnlySB]

I reckon she's dying for an ITS collab

Yeah totally. I said the same.. I mean, they hand them out like sweets by the looks of things so it probably won’t be long!
Least the clothes should be clean.. a shock for her body!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Why does she think its a flex being grubby?

 

[Fulltimemummy]

I don’t even want to think about how grubby her floors must be if she has to wipe her feet before putting socks on

 

[Laney35]

She really needs to stop with the grwm. Stomach churning

 

[cill2019]

I’ve never commented before but honestly are we meant to believe this woman has written a book??
“Sleep is for the WEEK”
The song choice was the “moist” relevant
Wtf!!! Read your posts

 

[Popsock123]

I’ve never commented before but honestly are we meant to believe this woman has written a book??
“Sleep is for the WEEK”
The song choice was the “moist” relevant
Wtf!!! Read your posts

she doesn’t sleep cos her eyes are welded to the TV and her ass to her bed.

And where is man like Trev? Someone check tinder

 

[Romy]

she doesn’t sleep cos her eyes are welded to the TV and her ass to her bed.

And where is man like Trev? Someone check tinder

He's back to work. He had a good opportunity, according to Jess.
They most probably needed the money...
The job mustn't be prestigious enough to her eyes as she never mentions what he does. I am sure she would tell us proudly if he was, let's say, a surgeon.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Wtf does that ad even mean? I know there is good money in being an influencer, but seriously? Fake laughing on your landing, taking pics in your underwear? Weird

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Someone gift her a toothbrush or a Waterpik! Maybe she needs to write in her planner to brush her teeth as she clearly isn’t brushing everyday.

 

[Kiko]

Someone gift her a toothbrush or a Waterpik! Maybe she needs to write in her planner to brush her teeth as she clearly isn’t brushing everyday.

God the gum disease on her!

 

[Laney35]

Someone gift her a toothbrush or a Waterpik! Maybe she needs to write in her planner to brush her teeth as she clearly isn’t brushing everyday.

Oh those teeth

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

My cinema trip is ruined…

 

[Slothgang]

Aww I have to say how lovely does Sophia look on the latest post. Bless her heart.

 

[Fanaff]

So Jess, who does PAID colabs with bra fitters and is an advocate for getting the right size, does an ad where the bra doesn’t fit at all and openly tells people she’s wearing a different size. Yeah ok.

 

[Horseyhelen]

Someone gift her a toothbrush or a Waterpik! Maybe she needs to write in her planner to brush her teeth as she clearly isn’t brushing everyday.

Based on the fact she only has half size teeth perhaps she only brushes for half the recommended amount