The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

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T Rex said:
The Bad: The fact they made FRK drive her Renault, even after the windscreen wiper broke in half so Baghead, Fanny and FRK could take the train to Paris, whilst Snorts drove the Porsche with their luggage to Paris later on in the day... Why didn't Fanny just drive the Porsche to Paris with FRK, and Baghead and make Snorts drive the Ford Fiesta or the Renault to the train station? I suspect Snorts used this opportunity to pick up more auction house tat... Also, why on earth did Fanny think it was acceptable to curl her hair on a train?!? Bogan!

The Good: Fanny's reaction to seeing the tiny Air B&B they would all be staying in. FRK picked it out, and seemed quite chuffed with it. Fanny, however, wasn't thrilled as it is not the usual 5-star luxury hotel she is used to. I chuckled when Fanny gushed over the gay male mermaid baubles when they were shopping- she tried to show FRK, who was not impressed, but Snorts would have definitely been a fan had he been with them (too bad there was not one holding a Spode cachepot.).

I daresay this was far better than a "Travels with my Dumb Friend" vlog because FRK was radiant, bubbly and seemed to genuinely enjoy every single minute. The lunch at Jules Verne looked lovely, and FRK had more an appreciation for this experience than Fanny or Baghead, since this luxury is not her norm. Fanny, of course, looked at the wine menu and said she was looking for the cheapest bottle of wine, but they were all over 95 Euros. Really?!?

FRK even booked herself a nail appointment for after lunch, which is also something she does not usually do, so good for her! Snorts rejoined the group before the ballet, but the ballet ended up being cancelled by a dancer's strike. Fanny relented and the trio (sans Baghead I think) went to Ikea instead.

FRK was over the moon, and loaded up the shopping trolley with gingerbread, lingonberries, and biscuits. She pointed out a vase and told Snorts they needed them for the guest rooms. Snorts was appalled, as they were glass, and FRK pointed out they cost far less at 99 Euro, and took one anyway. In the kitchenware section, she picked up some plastic containers and asked Fanny if she could get some. Fanny remarked that she had already been reimbursed for the 3 cancelled tickets to the ballet (did Baghead pay his own way, or did he opt out? Why was he even there?) so to purchase as many plastic containers as she needed. FRK added a sieve to the cart, and Fanny grumbled, "At this rate, it would have been cheaper to go the ballet." And with that, Snorts handed FRK another sieve, who declared it would be good for rice. Snorts discovered the Ikea bags can double as a backpack, and Fanny snarkily remarked she had never seen Snorts wear a backpack. His retort later whilst he was wearing FRK's purchases as a backpack, "This is quite good for the car- for auctions and such!"

Afterward, they took FRK out for a cocktail at KONG, since Fanny needed alcohol, and the trio went back to the flat for dinner delivery (knowing Fanny, it probably ended up being fish and chips, even though they are in Paris.). Vlog Le Fin.

Overall, I actually enjoyed the vlog (gasp) because of FRK- she was ridiculously adorable and funny! Before you ask me how many Miller Lites I am in, I will preface that while Snorts generally annoys the "bay-cheesus" out of me (apologies- I watched Permasmile's vlog first, and am jealous of Simon's cheese advent calendar that puts my Sam's Club one to shame), FRK and he had a more genuine dynamic together and he seemed to act like an almost normal person in Ikea... Until he showed his brooch!

Also, FRK gets a gold star as she looked lovely in all of her outfits. What the actual fork was Fanny wearing to go to the ballet?!? She looked like she was wearing the business suit of a deranged elf- it was awful!!!

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That is her VERY dated "Lady Diana" getup. So ugly....then AND now!
 
If Pheeph is going around saying he comes from a wealthy background, then the money must have been made by his parent's. There has been nothing he has carted back to the shithole from his grandparent's joint that suggests "wealth". It has mostly been everyday 60's/70's stuff, and there is nothing wrong with that, but none of it looks valuable to me.
The latest screen clips Gracie posted from elsewhere, gave me our beloved Dutch Count vibes. Has the Pheeph stolen his identity?
 
Jeeves said:
Snorts the Tastless and Tacky Trendsetter sees himself as an influencer who is able to "bring back" cream sherry and brooches. What else do we think he could address in his "Bring it back" campaign? I don't include peas ad applesauce as surely, they are never "a thing" in the Netherlands or anywhere else! What do you think his next trend will be? Choose 10 things and bookmark your list and we can use it tp play Bingo in the New Year!

  • Dolls wearing knitted crinolines to disguise loo rolls,
  • Babycham
  • Painted seams on stockings (or in his case, jeggings)
  • Lady Di piecrust collars
  • Pantaloons
  • Carpeted bathrooms
  • Prince Albert piercing - but that would come in micro surgery.
  • Elaborate codpieces and ruffs
  • Plumed hats
  • Powdered wigs
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He's bringing back gays being in the closet.
 
Iolair said:
Fanny uses dry shampoo. This explains a LOT. The brand is Bastide and costs €1. I bought the same brand to use on the plane last time I went to Australia, when I knew I wouldn't be able to wash my hair for 2 days. I paid £0.80 at the Range.

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I'm kinda of surprised she is using "basic B" Batiste. No offense to you at all @Iolair - I've had to use it in a pinch when traveling as well (because I received a ton of the little ones in beauty subscription boxes back in the day- SMH), but it did not work very well for my hair (and I hated the smell). It obviously isn't working for Fanny, either. If I have to use dry shampoo, it is either Drybar Detox (the scent of the original is kind of meh, but the coconut colada smells like a beach holiday) or Amika Perk Up. When I get a keratin treatment (which I am waaay overdue for), I usually go the full 4 days without washing afterwards, and by the 3rd day use Bumble & Bumble Pret-a-Powder with a powder brush because my scalp feels so ick.

Don't get me wrong, the L'Oreal Elnet hairspray is pretty solid when you need an extra-hold hairspray for an event or an updo, but it's not something you want to leave in your hair overnight, as it is like glue and causes a lot of build-up. This is why Fanny's hair looks like terrible- it's full of product, and she just adds more product. Fine hair needs daily washing if you are using a ton of product.

Fanny's whole skincare and haircare routine is hot garbage.
 
Abuela said:
I know the Fleuries are not everyone's cup of tea but today's crafty episode was quite informative.Loved the nail varnish baubles, very clever. Every vlog with Benoit is worth watching,love their banter.
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Agree @Abuela ! I enjoyed today's vlog as well. The nail varnish baubles were quite clever as well as the DIY wrapping paper. Also, using a 3D to printer to make cookie cutters? I never thought of such a thing! Anna made cookies with the new cutters- I can relate, my cookie doughs are all in the refrigerator for mass baking tomorrow. Philipp made Gluwein, even though he was missing the "star looking spice thing"- anise, and explained to always use good wine, and although this one was in a box, he liked this one and France has decent wines in a box. Anna also sent Christmas cards to all of her Patrons, and handwritten long notes to all of the higher tier Patrons (something Fanny would never do- her fans had to buy their own Shitoo pop-up cards, and half have not received them.). Ziggy stole the show a few times, and you can tell he is definitely beloved and spoiled (in a good way). Honfleur looked so cosy, as they have a heating system, and with fires going in most of the rooms. Benoit and the guests in the kitchen- it was brief, not intrusive with filming, and the way everyone was chatting and having appetizers and drinks felt genuine and not staged. This felt like a Christmas vlog. ❤
 
OhIDontKnow... said:
She probably had an allowance from her parents.
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She also had a divorce settlement. When her father died, I believe there’s some money set aside and she was getting some type of a stipend or allowance. Clara Wrote in an earlier post that Stephanie could not handle her money and they had to appoint a money manager to help her appropriately spend the stream of income that she had been provided by her father upon his death? I’m not sure if someone would have to look up the post from Clara in under the search function.
 
Pno said:
Sorry to say but Aunty is obese. She can barely move and 9 times out of 10 seen seated, certainly not out in the yard moving around like her older sister. We all see what she eats and it always includes dessert and alcohol. I feel for her poor knees.
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Lots of creamy and rich things. She need clear liquid soups and salads with fish. No wine. She would drop ten pounds in 3 weeks if she ate properly.
I had a coworker her size and shape. She ate out a lot . One day she did not show up for work, so my boss and coworker went to her house…they found her on her bathroom floor, massive heart attack. She was only 51.
 
Abuela said:
I know the Fleuries are not everyone's cup of tea but today's crafty episode was quite informative.Loved the nail varnish baubles, very clever. Every vlog with Benoit is worth watching,love their banter.
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Bonus Fanny and Snorts weren’t invited. Could you imagine who would show up to the Shitshow for worker appreciation? FRK and she would have to do all of the catering too!
 
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