The Chateau Diaries #339 Forget Elf on the Shelf we have Twat in a Hat

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I haven’t watched it yet but a little bit and it was something about hot chocolate and the making of it lol 😂 .Sorry this is the start of the premier, I’ve stuffed up but you get the drift
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Gertrude Maud said:

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Mr Gertrude Maud . . . someone should stick him (Gerald) on top of a Christmas tree, up his bum.

My god, the amount of money spent on the battery candles but no matter, she didn't pay for it.

The timeline is truly out of sync. It's Tuesday 10 Dec here and there it's apparently Saturday 7 Dec.
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She’ll probably be re purposing all those batteries in the new year….
 
Isn't it lovely that she is doing things with the community ! :ROFLMAO: Reading here much Fanny ?????

Did anyone get the feeling that Davey sort of snuck in and did not want to see Fanny??? He looked down cast when seeing her.

I wonder how many people will bother to come out to see the Chapel........ I mean, its not Notre Dame! :whistle:
 
I had to rewind, as Fanny stated that Chateau de LaLande sponsored a fireworks show, but alas, all we saw was a firedancer. What did she donate, 50 quid?

Snorts giving out flyers the night before the chapel event was pretty pathetic as well. If Fanny was truly involved with her community, the announcement would have been put out WEEKS in advance via social media and word of mouth. She did try to showcase a few vendors who had no idea who she was- um, little too late, Fanny.

I do think people will turn up out of curiosity, but no mention was made as to what Fanny would be feeding the masses, let alone if she was going to have hot beverages on hand. Who is doing the catering? Is she just going to run an extension cord to a couple of Velvetizers for hot chocolate?!? 🤣 Typical Fanny will probably offer the begging plate instead of any refreshments!

She seemed surprised to run into Davy (she had to have known), and Andrew was the one who had to pick him up from the airport, as Fanny couldn't be arsed. What a wonderful friend Fanny is, isn't she? I have a sneaking suspicion that it will be Andrew who throws together food and drink offerings (on his own dime) out of embarrassment for Fanny's shyte manners. I mean, Fanny had to purchase a ton of LED candles and a year's worth of AA batteries to light the chapel from Amazon after all!
 
I thought Mummy and Andrew had been racing all around the community for weeks telling every townsperson about the 2 hour chapel extravaganza and to bring earplugs just in case Stephanie decided to sing. Guess that was another lie from 5 Star Fanny.

Rexy, you are spot on. Stephanie will expect Andrew to fit the bill for any snacks and drinks given to anyone who shows up. She is still treating Davy like crap.
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mikededmon
1 minute ago
The wise men were NOT at Jesus birth. "The Bible says the wise men arrived in Jerusalem after Jesus was born and visited him in a house. The Bible doesn't specify how long after Jesus' birth the wise men visited

maggiefoers2038
33 minutes ago
Baby Jesus doesn’t go into the manger until Christmas Day

denisedecarlo9311
14 minutes ago
The comment that Jerry made about how Philip would have been a good Jehovah's Witness was HYSTERiCAL!!!! Laughed out loud..


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michaelt8727
14 minutes ago (edited)
Absolutely delightful video filled with Christmas spirit....even a special treat of fire and ice. Well actually the ice came first as hail followed not long after by an impressive performance of twirling fire sticks. Folks in small town Crozon-sur-Vauvre really know how to celebrate in a big way. As for the candle-lit Chapel, it is a jewel beyond measure.

@3_3645
1 hour ago
I thought with the mold around the bottom of the chapel people should not be allowed

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@carolinegooder7091
57 minutes ago
They can't clean the bottom of the wall until the floor is done.


JudyBabin-Legacy
1 hour ago
I was so very impressed with the echo factor of the chapel - as it offers such great acoustics -

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@carolinegooder7091
56 minutes ago
Stephanie has sung the Carol of the bells with Philip and friends in there that was amazing.

christyseakiki8574
1 hour ago
During Cadeau at the Chateau era the only thing I could think of gifting would have been a china plate warmer. Then I saw them remove an old plate warmer from the hall, I think. I love warm plates for my hot food and wonder if Phillip has remediated the situation?

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@carolinegooder7091
56 minutes ago
They always heat the plates




bevmc5061
33 minutes ago
Stephanie needs UGG BOOTS for winter.

@snowiowl826
30 minutes ago
.....I don't believe they make them with pointed toes nor spiked heels


@bevmc5061
14 minutes ago
@snowiowl826 good comeback


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MilesJohnson-t8w
33 minutes ago
You all are just wonderful and Philip is a jem!!!!!
 
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graciemckitten said:
I thought Mummy and Andrew had been racing all around the community for weeks telling every townsperson about the 2 hour chapel extravaganza and to bring earplugs just in case Stephanie decided to sing. Guess that was another lie from 5 Star Fanny.

Rexy, you are spot on. Stephanie will expect Andrew to fit the bill for any snacks and drinks given to anyone who shows up. She is still treating Davy like crap.
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@graciemckitten - I thought the same thing as well, so it made no sense, if IJ and Gerry were out there touting it weeks before, why Snorts was there with a full box of glossy (expensive to print) invites to give out at the entrance to the village Christmas festival the night before? So weird.

This market (like so many others in Europe) happens every year, yet, Fanny never goes out to promote and support the one in her local area until there is something in it for her (like this year, when she is trying to justify the outrageous chapel restoration expenses to her Patrons and YT-verse- it's just about content and making the cash register ring.). If Fanny genuinely cared about her community, and actually put an effort in year-round to the betterment of it, she would not have to hand out glossy flyers.

With that, I will give our dullest of all Chateau channels (not you, Whiny Phil), but Sarah and Shrek, a gold star, as while their content is akin to watching paint dry, they are actively involved in their community.

To Andrew and Davy, make new friends- you deserve better people in your life that are not transactional leeches. Call Puy Vidal- they won't make you bring your own food!
 
All I know is that if that little Tartan freak showed up next to me in the dark trying to give me a flyer, I'd get away from his as quickly as possible, or punch him! I'm talking about Jerry, in case you didn't know. Why does he have to dress like that? Wouldn't you want to put your best food forward when going out to meet the community?

Also, I don't know how everyone else feels about it, but I think the chapel was overdone with their decoration. I feel that the altar itself should have been decorated much more simply, with candles and perhaps fresh greenery. To stick that creche there was a bit much - I'd have put it on a round table in the center of the chapel. But more than that, I thought the Catholic Church had some pretty strict rules about where a creche should be placed - and the altar was a big no-no!!

( I just Googled - "can a creche go on the altar in a Catholic Church?" - that creche should DEFINITELY not be on the altar! SHOCKING that Stephanie and Squarehead don't know this - LOL!)
 
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5 Star Fanny must make it look like the local town cannot wait to see the “ important” Disneyfied chapel and are clamoring to come kiss the mentos engagement ring of the 50% Shittelaine and her porcelain princess faux fiance so she can launch her final phase of the rental star scam.

The local politicians will likely all show up. Stephanie has pulled Davy and Andrew into service. Expect Dana, Andie, suck up Ron, tobacco Johnny and other dump regulars to show up for the two hour chaptastic afternoon. Stephanie is far too cheap to use her Velvitizer hot chocolate machines and expensive hot chocolate packets to make hot chocolate for the local town plebes. I bet she purchased a large can of generic powdered hot chocolate mix or the cheapest tea available to serve any pesky locals that show up.

Sadly and unfortunately, it appears that the gruesome twosome made screech a few songs in the chapel. Stephanie is still wearing old clothing, hoping that wearing old clothes for a few weeks will erase the memory of her designer shopping binges this year where she spent tens of thousands of dollars on designer clothing. Will she wear the bird sweater again?
 
C'est moi said:
Ah, yes. I wanted to address this scene from fanny's flog. It was truly repugnant. Foul. And unpleasant. What 50 year old women behaves in this way, on camera, on someone else's flog? She was pissed as a carrot. Veritably threw herself at Thrush. And he did not reciprocate. She is just screaming of desperation. Thrush visibly wanted none of it. I don't think it was even a case that he was embarrassed to be on camera with her behaving like that. He is just not into her. There will be questions and rumblings in the comments as it filters through the echelons of sycophantic fans. However, if they want the money to keep coming in he is going to have to man up and take a plunge. This is the true fanny when she is drunk.

Please don't think me a prude. I am not. I have no problem with age difference couples whichever way round the age is. What I find offensive is that she acted in this way and was aware, probably encouraged it, that it was being filmed to be presented on YouTube. She is vile. And so is Thrush.
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I don't think they thought it would be broadcast wide and far. It is Viv throwing the shade again remember, Egypt where she showed Stephainine and I think Mummy having a discussion aside from everyone. But yes who ever said she was bombed from this site bravo!!!!(y)

Billy today I think another sly remark re lalaland, this is a renovation channel you dont need to see me cleaning my car.

Well Billy did you clean your car?? if you intended to do so why did you drive another vehicle to the convent, me thinks it was at the car groomers if it is being taken for a trade. Great shade tho.
 
Gertrude Maud said:

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Mr Gertrude Maud . . . someone should stick him (Gerald) on top of a Christmas tree, up his bum.

My god, the amount of money spent on the battery candles but no matter, she didn't pay for it.

The timeline is truly out of sync. It's Tuesday 10 Dec here and there it's apparently Saturday 7 Dec.
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And when she “opened” her F & M advent calendar for that morning with the tartan nightmare in the kitchen she took out Monday 9th Dec.
Consecrated Catholic chapel. No you do not put a nativity scene on the altar.
 
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