The Chateau Diaries #337 Get rid of Philip and you'll get rid of the chateau clutter

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Beth in France does her Thanksgiving with a lot more effort and flair !!!!



I quite enjoy her vlogs, especially the ones when she just concentrates on actual cooking. There is a “but”, though! She can be a weeny bit whingey and whiny, a bit precious, about how different she finds being in France, especially now that they’ve moved there full time. Her Thanksgiving video was a good example. Oven capacity. The performance of buying the turkey and thinking she was going to be getting a scrawny big hen, rather than a plump turkey. Another performance about cranberries. Then the supermarket and not being able to find things or the things that arent’t to be found in France. Her husband (a very charming Frenchman) didn’t seem to pay anny attention and left her to it. Why didn’t didn’t she ask her husband or just the internet what, say, cornmeal is called in French? When she was looking for herbs/spices/seasonings, why not ask the internet to translate the labels of what she looking at? The stupidity about brown sugar in France. Really? Ordering molasses from Amazon,..which arrived broken! Ordering Libby’s pumpkin from Amazon.

Dunno, I found all that tiresome and unnecessary. I really, really dislike people moving to another country and behaving as if it’s the back of beyond. I got the memo that she was trying to make the meal as near as possible the same as they would have had in the USA but don’t make such a song and dance about it. Just deal with it. Improvise. Adapt. Presenting these “difficulties”, with a rather superior smirk, came across as peevish and childish.

It reminds of my mama going to a lunch party with a whole load of expat wives (the sort of thing she avoided like the plague but, occasionally, there was no getting out of going) soon after we arrived in the Caribbean in the early 60’s. Conversation turned to buying groceries, particularly vegetables. My ma lost all patience when some silly woman bemoaned not being able to get parsnips. Not even imported ones. Parsnips? A winter root vegetable? In the tropics? My ma said something about the many varieties of wonderful, locally-grown veggies and the collection of eejit women looked at her askance. “We don’t know what anything is and how to cook any of it”. My man’s response was three words. “Have you asked?” It still rankled decades later!
 
It looks like after the 14 day trip to Scotland and the seven day trip to Morocco, and her being gone to England at this time, Stephanie likely spent less than five days at the dump during the entire month of November, 2024. Less than 17% of her time at the Dump in November.

How many days was she gone from the dump In each month out of this past year? Let’s see if we can figure out how many days she actually spent her beloved vacation home in the middle of nowhere France each month out of this year. She was gone almost nonstop in January, February, and March, 2024.

If she spends 20% of a year at the dump, that is 73 days, and she collects $400,000 per year from Patreon. Essentially, Stephanie wants patrons to pay her $5479.00 for every day that she slums it and lives at her part time party pad Dump.
 
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@JM-wg7ow
6 days ago
I love you Phillip but your Hat at dinner Really

@wendyrose8430
6 days ago
Agree ….wouldn’t have noticed his hair as he could have put in a ponytail as his host did. Would be more chic than a beanie hat

@BiancaMH
5 days ago
He literally said he didn't have time to wash his hair

@wendyrose8430
5 days ago
There exists dry shampoo for emergencies or light gel and put in a MAN bun
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lisamcbarron6047
7 days ago
I love watching the family & friends all gathered in the kitchen having fun...BUT EVERYONE is wearing winter coats!!!???? I really thought that the boilers/pipes and electricals had been or would be sorted OUT beFORE this winter so that YOU ALL ACTUALLY HAVE HEAT and wouldn't need to wear winter coats in the Chateau???????!!!!!????!!!????? Did I miss an episode/miss something critical???? WHY are you all freezing still????????

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@Sparrowdean
6 days ago (edited)
........By the way, open your eyes, they very clearly do have means of heating the chateau pending the completion of the new central heating system.
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@jenniferouellette7350
2 days ago
Curious why when speaking to your uncle's you say "tante oncle ..." Aunt uncle .... Instead of "oncle .."
How can anyone one love Snorts he's such a pompous Pratt
 
I quite enjoy her vlogs, especially the ones when she just concentrates on actual cooking. There is a “but”, though! She can be a weeny bit whingey and whiny, a bit precious, about how different she finds being in France, especially now that they’ve moved there full time. Her Thanksgiving video was a good example. Oven capacity. The performance of buying the turkey and thinking she was going to be getting a scrawny big hen, rather than a plump turkey. Another performance about cranberries. Then the supermarket and not being able to find things or the things that arent’t to be found in France. Her husband (a very charming Frenchman) didn’t seem to pay anny attention and left her to it. Why didn’t didn’t she ask her husband or just the internet what, say, cornmeal is called in French? When she was looking for herbs/spices/seasonings, why not ask the internet to translate the labels of what she looking at? The stupidity about brown sugar in France. Really? Ordering molasses from Amazon,..which arrived broken! Ordering Libby’s pumpkin from Amazon.

Dunno, I found all that tiresome and unnecessary. I really, really dislike people moving to another country and behaving as if it’s the back of beyond. I got the memo that she was trying to make the meal as near as possible the same as they would have had in the USA but don’t make such a song and dance about it. Just deal with it. Improvise. Adapt. Presenting these “difficulties”, with a rather superior smirk, came across as peevish and childish.

It reminds of my mama going to a lunch party with a whole load of expat wives (the sort of thing she avoided like the plague but, occasionally, there was no getting out of going) soon after we arrived in the Caribbean in the early 60’s. Conversation turned to buying groceries, particularly vegetables. My ma lost all patience when some silly woman bemoaned not being able to get parsnips. Not even imported ones. Parsnips? A winter root vegetable? In the tropics? My ma said something about the many varieties of wonderful, locally-grown veggies and the collection of eejit women looked at her askance. “We don’t know what anything is and how to cook any of it”. My man’s response was three words. “Have you asked?” It still rankled decades later!

Likewise. On the whole I like her vlogs but this was a whige fest and she made me cross. She's made such a thing about wanting to be here in the Vendee and then starts running it down.

The oven being too small, it's not as if she didn't know the size of it. Going on and on about cornmeal in the supermarket when it was practically staring her in the face! Her husbands French (mind you he is Vendeen and they are a different breed, very old school not a man's job doing the shopping a job for the little woman at home) the marshmallows, you can get small ones and don't get me going on no brown sugar.

They've had the place as a holiday home for ages so she's shopped before why didn't she got to another supermarket chain.

Even more daft, she does speak French, maybe not fluently but certainly enough to be able to converse with the guys at the (probably overpriced as most are around here) market!
 
I wonder what story she has weaved to tell as to why Ian the builder who was her best buddy bringing her pain au chocolat everyday, then vanished off the face of the earth, never to be seen or referred to again.
He was totally in love with her, brought her breakfast in bed, drove her around to look at marble, you could tell by the way he interacted with her. She love bombed him and he worked like a dog..... Then she didn't need him as cuz moved in and she dumped him. And he was married. Fanny is a true narc.
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Happy Birthday @tuffiti and many thanks for the videos. Have a wonderful day! If anyone else could give a synopsis of the patron video before its posted, I have been really curious what questions she is answering. I doubt any real answers, just more smoke and mirrors.
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Happy Birthday @tuffiti and many thanks for the videos. Have a wonderful day! If anyone else could give a synopsis of the patron video before its posted, I have been really curious what questions she is answering. I doubt any real answers, just more smoke and mirrors.
 
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For those of you who maybe interested I’ve just come across this channel.
“Decorating my English Country Cottage for Christmas”.
Going to watch it now as I fluff the Christmas tree branches.

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With a rather unfortunate history...

I remember this clearly. Those were the days when cars were stopped going into military bases and checked underneath with a mirror for bombs and the military had to stop wearing uniforms in public.
 
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MORE LIES AND NASTINESS FROM THE 2024 HALLOWEEN VIDEO:

According to pathological liar Steohanie Jarvis herself, the gruesome twosome spent at least 14 days in Scotland from November 1, 2024 to November 13th or 14th , 2024. They did not spend a week in Scotland, they spent up to 13+ days in Scotland. How many days did they stay in luxury 5 star hotels?


Stephanie stated in the video below that they were leaving for Scotland the day after the Halloween party, and the dastardly trio of Mummy, Percy and Gerry we’re going back to England and would not return to the dump until two weeks later,

0:29
it's not too too sad because tomorrow
0:31
philli and I are leaving on an epic
0:33
Scottish Adventure which I will be
0:35
taking all of you along on as well and
0:38
the day after we get back Mommy Percy
0:40
and Jerry get back as well so we're not
0:42
aart for long



2:04
clear it see you
2:08
soon very soon actually in a couple of
2:11
weeks we'll all be back
2:13
together


3:03
thank you for
3:05
everything and everything you're about
3:07
to
3:09
do and when we come back in two weeks
3:11
time
the whole Shadow you'll be done





Another lie from the video.Halloween is not your thing? Really?
10:49
amazing that wow just incredible you may
10:52
be my dead husband
10:55
actually well Halloween's not usually my
10:57
thing but I feel I'm getting into the
10:58
spirit now seeing all of you


5:08
so on I will do my best I just okay I'm
5:10
going to just come out and say it I
5:12
don't like Halloween I don't like creepy
5:14
things I like things looking pretty
okay
5:16
well but no it's fine everyone else
5:18
loves Halloween so I wasn't going I was
5:21
going to spray some blood on it never
5:24
mind lovely no do it do it everyone else
5:26
will be delighted it's just me it's my I
5:28
just have a thing we just keep this nice
5:29
and sacred I don't have any c webs of
5:33
dust can we put dust on it no we've got
5:35
a lot of that we're rich in dust what

SHE MAKES A DELIBERATE EFFORT TO POINT OUT TO VIEWERS THAT SHE IS A WIDOW FOR HALLOWEEN ALTHOUGH HER HEAD HAS BEEN CUT OFF ON THE WEDDING CAKE. She tells a story that is directly contradicted by what is on the Halloween dining room table and what is depicted by the bloody wedding cake.

9:23
corset darling I have no idea if I can
9:26
do it alone oh Andy I think we're both
9:29
widows aren't we yes me too
you look
9:33
amazing the transformation is
9:36
complete can we see a little bit of the
9:39
30 years ago today just as my husband
9:43
and I were pronounced husband and wife
9:45
and the priest said you may kiss the
9:47
bride he leaned towards me but before
9:49
our lips could touch he dropped down
9:52
dead before me and I went into mourning
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on my very wedding day the feast was
9:57
never had but since every year on the
9:59
anniversary we have a mourning wedding
10:02
celebration

Stephanie is referring to the skull placed on the dining room table as her deceased groom and then lies and says she usually dresses as
an ancient bride for Halloween and this year as a widow…
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galahad's a bit
7:43
confused by the whole thing I wonder if
7:45
that was the groom he seems to have been
7:47
placed as a little decoration amongst
7:50
all of the flowers just as well because
7:52
I usually come to Halloween as a bride
7:55
an ancient bride but this time I'm
7:57
coming as a widow

Lie…I usually come to Halloween as an ancient bride.. ….this time a widow (


galahad's a bit
7:43
confused by the whole thing I wonder if
7:45
that was the groom he seems to have been
7:47
placed as a little decoration amongst
7:50
all of the flowers just as well because
7:52
I usually come to Halloween as a bride
7:55
an ancient bride but this time I'm
7:57
coming as a widow

She then features a skull on the table among the dead flowers and refers to the skull as her dead groom ( dead Christopher Faye) witch,


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Look at past clips of Stephanie, ordering dry ice for Halloween, special drink, containers, and dressing up as Cinderella, a vampire, etc.. Her lips are moving, she is lying.
I usually come as a bride, but this year a widow for Halloween.

Nope, she dressed up as Cinderella four years ago, a vampire, the little mermaid, etc, She loooooves halloween, she starred in a creepy horror film where she sat at a window at the dump, covered in flies, she loves Agatha Christie murder novels and to play murder mystery games. She worships Marie-Antoinette. She loves the macabre.






2 years ago Philip told her to be a creepy bride.



Click on facebook link below to see past outfits.
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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1105825701173016

Stephanie loves the marvelous dead flowers as decorations for 2024 Halloween. She seems very excited about the outfits and creepy decorations, delighting in the fog around the dump. She does not seem as if she’s tolerating Halloween for the others in the dump. She even claims to have a special Halloween tiara covered with tiny skulls That she wears every year..


Also, Loser Herbert Philip had worn the white wig on top of his head in past Halloween celebrations when he came as a dead person or as a ghost. He wore it this year for Halloween when he stated that he did not know what he was And Stephanie tried to say that he was mimicking a dog. Mean, vindictive loser. Herbert Phillip knew exactly who he was mimicking with the black make up, smudged all over his face and nose and wearing a white wig, ( Christopher Faye had graying hair). They are truly a horrible couple.

interesting the widow was wearing the Mentos engagement ring from loser Herbert snorts
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Again, here is the clip of Stephanfraudie telling about how the groom died.THE GROOM DROPPED DOWN DEAD BEFORE ME ……LIKE the fatally injured Christopher was yanked off the roof at the Dump and dropped to the ground? ). She is a horrible person. They have a morning ceremony every year on the anniversary of his death? Christopher Faye died on October 31, 2023. . Watch her partner in crime Who dressed up as the deceased Christopher Faye, and roars with laughter as he filmed Stephanie’s scripted story. She then has gullible Ande exclaim, what a story! Ande should be ashamed of herself associating with these sociopaths.


Oh my goodness, I hate this selfish superficial narc so much. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Always playing the evil princess bride 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
There is only death around her…

And I heavily despise each one of those enablers in her close circle, who hang around her like flies over horse poo…
and naturally her gang of insane clueless idiots who pay for her wasteful decadent lifestyle…

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Day5 already and the letter E
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