The Chateau Diaries #337 Get rid of Philip and you'll get rid of the chateau clutter

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my E-words for today:

erectile dysfunction
ejaculation disorder
Egypt
erotomania
elusive
embarrassing
enby
earshot
electra complex
eproctolagnia
envious
euphemistic
evil
expensive
enema
Your first E word made me laugh out loud, then I saw the second. Then there's the last! In pieces, mdr! I don't think that can be topped.
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Will he wash his hair while washing the Beanie ? :love:
Economic



Never!
 
If she is broke she’s asset rich and cash poor so let’s not feel any sympathy for this grifter and her family, I can’t wait to see the downfall of the Biggio/Jarvis family.

Oh yes, I know.

No sympathy for the devil from me. I too can’t wait to see her fall…

I was just calculating general costs in my mind and I’m pretty sure she spends everything she gets…
 
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The patreon Q&A has just been released. I'm abroad visiting family (and celebrating my birthday), so I won't be able to upload until Friday...

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I was going to bed, but then a flash went before my eyes.
- We know why Herbert is wearing that beanie.
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He must have run out of his Got2B extension glue, and no duct tape to be found in the farmhouse. LOL.
Snorty's "Beaniegate" reminds me of Baghdad. Snorts is clearly embarrassed by his bald patches and the ridiculous system he uses to try and hide it. Baghead is embarrassed by his connection with Fanny and the chateau, and does not want his colleagues; clients, and posh associates to see him as a circus performer in Fanny's vlogs. Both Snorts and Nic have brought far more attention to their embarrassing conditions by what they have put on their heads. Snorty's is worse; Nic's just makes him look ridiculous, Snorty's makes him look ridiculous, extremely rude, and very ignorant, all of which be is. Also, his reactions in the comments section emphasise his ignorance and lack of respect for Fanny's supporters who are financing his lifestyle.
 
The poor dogs, the size of a guinea pig, doesn’t have half of its teeth, is timid, dominated, carried around and restrained 90% of its lifetime, and cannot bark loudly enough to scare the dogs or get the attention of it’s vapid owner, Stephanie Jarvis. The dog is visibly shaking, swallowing hard, moving its legs, and is uncomfortable and stressed. The dog is looking away from the pugs, blinking hard and opening its eyes wide, etc.Stephanie gleefully chooses to laugh at the dog and laugh at its frightened, timid, defeated personality. The Jarvis ladies do zero to diffuse the situation for the dog.

how many freaking coats does Isabel own? It looks like many. but not one of them is clean.

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Like mother, like daughter. Isabelle laughs at the distressed moneymaker 2.0. Mean fu**ers.
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Is Galahad getting the same dry undereye area that Lancelot did before his untimely death or is this normal for the breed? I swear he didn't look like that when they first got him.
 
MORE LIES AND NASTINESS FROM THE 2024 HALLOWEEN VIDEO:

According to pathological liar Steohanie Jarvis herself, the gruesome twosome spent at least 14 days in Scotland from November 1, 2024 to November 13th or 14th , 2024. They did not spend a week in Scotland, they spent up to 13+ days in Scotland. How many days did they stay in luxury 5 star hotels?


Stephanie stated in the video below that they were leaving for Scotland the day after the Halloween party, and the dastardly trio of Mummy, Percy and Gerry we’re going back to England and would not return to the dump until two weeks later,

0:29
it's not too too sad because tomorrow
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philli and I are leaving on an epic
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Scottish Adventure which I will be
0:35
taking all of you along on as well and
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the day after we get back Mommy Percy
0:40
and Jerry get back as well so we're not
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aart for long



2:04
clear it see you
2:08
soon very soon actually in a couple of
2:11
weeks we'll all be back
2:13
together


3:03
thank you for
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everything and everything you're about
3:07
to
3:09
do and when we come back in two weeks
3:11
time
the whole Shadow you'll be done





Another lie from the video.Halloween is not your thing? Really?
10:49
amazing that wow just incredible you may
10:52
be my dead husband
10:55
actually well Halloween's not usually my
10:57
thing but I feel I'm getting into the
10:58
spirit now seeing all of you


5:08
so on I will do my best I just okay I'm
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going to just come out and say it I
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don't like Halloween I don't like creepy
5:14
things I like things looking pretty
okay
5:16
well but no it's fine everyone else
5:18
loves Halloween so I wasn't going I was
5:21
going to spray some blood on it never
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mind lovely no do it do it everyone else
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will be delighted it's just me it's my I
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just have a thing we just keep this nice
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and sacred I don't have any c webs of
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dust can we put dust on it no we've got
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a lot of that we're rich in dust what

SHE MAKES A DELIBERATE EFFORT TO POINT OUT TO VIEWERS THAT SHE IS A WIDOW FOR HALLOWEEN ALTHOUGH HER HEAD HAS BEEN CUT OFF ON THE WEDDING CAKE. She tells a story that is directly contradicted by what is on the Halloween dining room table and what is depicted by the bloody wedding cake.

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corset darling I have no idea if I can
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do it alone oh Andy I think we're both
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widows aren't we yes me too
you look
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amazing the transformation is
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complete can we see a little bit of the
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30 years ago today just as my husband
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and I were pronounced husband and wife
9:45
and the priest said you may kiss the
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bride he leaned towards me but before
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our lips could touch he dropped down
9:52
dead before me and I went into mourning
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on my very wedding day the feast was
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never had but since every year on the
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anniversary we have a mourning wedding
10:02
celebration

Stephanie is referring to the skull placed on the dining room table as her deceased groom and then lies and says she usually dresses as
an ancient bride for Halloween and this year as a widow…
….

galahad's a bit
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confused by the whole thing I wonder if
7:45
that was the groom he seems to have been
7:47
placed as a little decoration amongst
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all of the flowers just as well because
7:52
I usually come to Halloween as a bride
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an ancient bride but this time I'm
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coming as a widow

Lie…I usually come to Halloween as an ancient bride.. ….this time a widow (


galahad's a bit
7:43
confused by the whole thing I wonder if
7:45
that was the groom he seems to have been
7:47
placed as a little decoration amongst
7:50
all of the flowers just as well because
7:52
I usually come to Halloween as a bride
7:55
an ancient bride but this time I'm
7:57
coming as a widow

She then features a skull on the table among the dead flowers and refers to the skull as her dead groom ( dead Christopher Faye) witch,


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Look at past clips of Stephanie, ordering dry ice for Halloween, special drink, containers, and dressing up as Cinderella, a vampire, etc.. Her lips are moving, she is lying.
I usually come as a bride, but this year a widow for Halloween.

Nope, she dressed up as Cinderella four years ago, a vampire, the little mermaid, etc, She loooooves halloween, she starred in a creepy horror film where she sat at a window at the dump, covered in flies, she loves Agatha Christie murder novels and to play murder mystery games. She worships Marie-Antoinette. She loves the macabre.






2 years ago Philip told her to be a creepy bride.



Click on facebook link below to see past outfits.
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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1105825701173016

Stephanie loves the marvelous dead flowers as decorations for 2024 Halloween. She seems very excited about the outfits and creepy decorations, delighting in the fog around the dump. She does not seem as if she’s tolerating Halloween for the others in the dump. She even claims to have a special Halloween tiara covered with tiny skulls That she wears every year..


Also, Loser Herbert Philip had worn the white wig on top of his head in past Halloween celebrations when he came as a dead person or as a ghost. He wore it this year for Halloween when he stated that he did not know what he was And Stephanie tried to say that he was mimicking a dog. Mean, vindictive loser. Herbert Phillip knew exactly who he was mimicking with the black make up, smudged all over his face and nose and wearing a white wig, ( Christopher Faye had graying hair). They are truly a horrible couple.

interesting the widow was wearing the Mentos engagement ring from loser Herbert snorts
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Again, here is the clip of Stephanfraudie telling about how the groom died.THE GROOM DROPPED DOWN DEAD BEFORE ME ……LIKE the fatally injured Christopher was yanked off the roof at the Dump and dropped to the ground? ). She is a horrible person. They have a morning ceremony every year on the anniversary of his death? Christopher Faye died on October 31, 2023. . Watch her partner in crime Who dressed up as the deceased Christopher Faye, and roars with laughter as he filmed Stephanie’s scripted story. She then has gullible Ande exclaim, what a story! Ande should be ashamed of herself associating with these sociopaths.
 
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