The Chateau Diaries #336 Enough is enough! Stay home and fix your dang farmhouse!

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It seems like Dave, who is employed as a cleaner and bottle washer, is now a wood collector for the log burners and it looks like he's also in charge of installing a load of new fire alarms; he also assists with computer- related stuff. Why can't Snorts do any of these things? SJ should pay for any medicine he needs for that spider bite. He's not the strongest looking person at the dump but he does a good deal more than the lord of the manor who deserves to be bitten by anything that bites!
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graciemckitten said:
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I know, people tell me this all the time: I always get ill when I’m back from travelling View attachment 3282065 qView attachment 3282066 q. It was the same when I had exams, but thankfully that part of my life is over. Now, I’m enjoying watching Philip from my bed while he shows and brings me wonderful things View attachment 3282067 qView attachment 3282068 q.
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That sounds like an excuse for not graduating as she was too ill to sit for her exams, or maybe she did them, but was so.ill that she failed! That's exactly the type of lie she would tell to hide the truth!
 
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@tadwarner-c6h
3 hours ago
I'm so sorry to hear Stephanie and Phillip broke up! Wishing them both the best

@pamgraham7603
3 hours ago
Tongue-in-cheek? But careful—that’s how rumors start.


juniperjane8719
15 minutes ago
You don't need to wear skin-tight clothing to go to the gym. Just so you know.

@billymeyer99
59 minutes ago (edited)
But also, sexy gym wear. You just need to actually wear it in the gym.

@trishut
26 minutes ago
Can you please give us an update on the heating system? I know there was a tragic accident but we’re still invested to know what has happened since it still looks like it’s not working yet?

@pjlangman
1 hour ago
What’s the update on the heating system?

fast800journeylifebeyond5
32 minutes ago
lol no one will ever beat Stephanie, she’ll only go with what she likes

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@wendygrimwood8122
43 minutes ago
Handles and/or finger plates on the door would stop the doors getting dirty.

michelebourke4340
2 hours ago
thank gaia that manky cupboard door is being facelifted. i could always see it in the background n it was a horror


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@floraskott
1 hour ago
Poor Dave, I feel like he would have deserved a lot more attention and worry in the video. I hope he saw a doctor.

Just_an_Aussie-q8b
2 hours ago
Dave those spider bites are bad. Please take it from an Aussie GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Thisbudtastegood
2 hours ago (edited)
That looks like a brown recluse spider bite. A false widow is more like a bee sting. The red striations are concerning as he may also have a bacterial infection.
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@LC-bb6jd
4 hours ago
All the trained medical people are telling Dave to get that spider bite checked by a Doctor!! Please do it quickly!

@jpfloru8669
3 hours ago
Fire alarms always go off for no reason. Or start beeping for no reason. Don't install them if it can be avoided. Nuisance nuisance nuisance

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@mireille4751
14 minutes ago
French regulations! Lalande is a B&B. Fire alarms are mandatory in rented rooms
 
C'est moi said:
Hmm. Why is tonton Alain there? I reckon one, or some, of the chateau dwellers/biggio family members (maman 🦇, Despicable fanny, armoire) want their cut of grandmere biggio's house! Tonton Alain wouldn't have had to go far to talk to the other family biggio members as they all live within about a 10 km radius of each other! And if maman 🦇 is soonly heading back to SA it's his only opportunity until the next time the corpses travel to Europe.
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graciemckitten said:
Here is yet another AI generated chateau video full of errors. It shows a photo of the château owned by Dick Strawbridge and his wife Angel as the Dump. The fountain in front of the dump is a photo of a pool from a South African Safari.


Here is the funniest part.

You have to click, watch 15 seconds total, and see who is pictured as 25 year old Philip “ Johnson”, Stephanie’s current “love.”featured at 3:41 in the video. Also check out 3:55 in the video to see Phillip Johnson. The screenshot of a mortified Isabelle is priceless.
SERIOUSLY, PLEASE CLICK AND WATCH A FEW SECONDS TO SEE PHILLIP JOHNSON.
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These AI videos are hilarious. Good to know, also, that Philip Johnson and Isabelle have "been inseparable ever since meeting"!!
 
Pyke said:
Tattlers singing the praises of the French Health Care System, St Kathy has had her issues recently with Hubby op, prescription for dressings not filled out correctly unable to get from pharmacy, nurse not booked, then questioned aseptic technique of nurse, so it appears not to be the fool proof A Star service that we hear about ?
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Depends where you are some regions are better than others, same with Doctors. I had to loose my temper, shout and slam my hand on the desk with mine to get my referral for the surgeon.

@C'est moi having had the recent knee op has already given the low down of what you have to arrange yourself.

Also things can get lost in translation if you're level of French isn't good enough.
 
carolsanders9026
4 hours ago
How many clothes can one woman have
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WTF?…
@lesserpoo
4 hours ago
What drew me to you, Stephanie, was your modest dressing.

@rosalindhambleton9012
5 hours ago
Marie spend her life in the kitchen trying to please everyone, she should choose the colour SHE likes, but of course Stephanie will not have it, she wants her way to be the way! I find this really sad even if all the people insist they don’t like it and want colour. This trait of her personality is showing more and more, sad


@JW-kh9bm
4 hours ago
My gripe is she ALWAYS talks over everybody instead of allowing people to have video time

charleskolbe2440
5 hours ago
Thank God it’s about time you paid them. I’ve only told you for the last two years about paying. 0:40

valerialamberti9037
7 hours ago
I can't believe what an incredible body Steff has, eating and drinking and living life with such delight




SEE HOW THE BULLSHIT CONTROL BY CHAOS CRAP WORKS? Some viewers don’t realize that loser Herbert Philip likely spent 4 to 5 days traveling to and from Paris to spend three days at EuroDisney with bubble girl it was not moving furniture with Cuz the entire time
@Lstanfield
7 hours ago
Did Phillip’s trip to the Netherlands have anything to do with the decision to repaint the kitchen cabinets? He might have panicked at the thought of having to contribute some actual labor


@NoOneHere2Day
5 hours ago
@Lstanfield Of course not. He's Stephanie's sugar baby. Part of the deal is he does no work and gets to wear Stephanie's clothing when no one is looking.

@jennifercampbell7698
2 hours ago (edited)
@Lstanfield Having spent weeks moving furniture with Amaury I consider your comment about Philip quite rude

@gillclapham9683
2 hours ago
@Lstanfield your very rude!! Philip stayed at the chateau to help amaury move furniture!! So I think he pulls his weight around the place !!

@gillclapham9683
2 hours ago
@NoOneHere2Day I hope your blocked !! I'm reporting you !! Trolls not wanted !!
 
C'est moi said:
How does she have the bare faced nerve to show all her viewers her burgeoning wardrobe. And then say she can't see what dresses she has because she has so many! She then justifies future spending by saying she can pack it down to nothing in vac-pak bags and actually say that space for storing more clothes purchases is no longer an issue!! SMH! Why do the syco's put up with it, facilitate it, send their bloody money for it. She's just sticking 2 fingers up at them and at tattle for calling her out 🤦‍♀️
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What's the betting that she will forget completely that those clothes exist? It will be just like all the fabrics, etc., that she stashed in wardrobes and forgot about. It will also be an excuse to buy even more dresses while the former ones are left to rot. You would think a supposedly educated woman might feel a pang of guilt about being so acquisitive, but not Fanny. As long as the money keeps rolling in, she will continue to spend it without any sign of a guilty conscience.
 
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@lgrigg5439
11 hours ago (edited)
I think Marie should pick the colour paint she is working in the kitchen all day.

@patriciaarroni2142
5 hours ago
That cupboard has been worrying me for a long, long time! At last I can relax

@susanakurdi3563
10 hours ago
She's just the cook and bottle washer Poor Marie


@rosalindhambleton9012
5 hours ago
I so agree with you but of course Stephanie wants it her way - who cares if Marie spend half her life in the kitchen pleasing everyone, right

@NoOneHere2Day
5 hours ago
@angelhelen84 What about Philip? He's not one of the owners but is making all the decisions.

@AkiK-w3o
4 hours ago
That's what I thought, too.
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Cleo's Asp said:
What's the betting that she will forget completely that those clothes exist? It will be just like all the fabrics, etc., that she stashed in wardrobes and forgot about. It will also be an excuse to buy even more dresses while the former ones are left to rot. You would think a supposedly educated woman might feel a pang of guilt about being so acquisitive, but not Fanny. As long as the money keeps rolling in, she will continue to spend it without any sign of a guilty conscience.
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She doesn’t have a conscience.
 
Cleo's Asp said:
What's the betting that she will forget completely that those clothes exist? It will be just like all the fabrics, etc., that she stashed in wardrobes and forgot about. It will also be an excuse to buy even more dresses while the former ones are left to rot. You would think a supposedly educated woman might feel a pang of guilt about being so acquisitive, but not Fanny. As long as the money keeps rolling in, she will continue to spend it without any sign of a guilty conscience.
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No it's cool now, the impoverished Princess buys her stuff from Vinted. So the crazies will praise her for being so thrifty 🤢
 
Iolair said:
I walked outside earlier to lock up and secure the garden. It began snowing as soon as I stepped outdoors and stopped dead the moment I stepped back in. Northern Ireland does this deliberately. Mr. Io arrived home from Belfast saying it was snowing there and settling on both Black and Divis mountains and it looked "pretty." To this homesick beach lover, he has a strange sense of pretty. Last time I was on a beach in NI, it was snowing - an extremely surreal experience for me and not at all pleasant.

I hope everyone in Northern climes manages to stay warm and cosy.
I'm thinking hot spiced port and brandy. Mr Io? Mr Io? Hello? Anyone?
Hmmm there the possibility I'm being ignored.
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I'm in the South East. No snow for me but boy is it nippy! Which leads me to my (many) frustrations with the UK housing market as this is my first year in my new rental accommodation and it is so terribly not built for this climate. Metal frame double glazing windows that leave in more draft than an open door! Heating is costing me £1.50/hour just to heat the living room (*cries in poor*). And this is a "luxury" flat, except they chose to install electric underfloor heating despite there being gas services available, because duck the end user, am I right? If anyone has any experience/advice about weatherproofing this, let me know.
 
graciemckitten said:
Did Dishpan Dave get bitten by a spider when he was collecting wood to fill the wood burners at the dump since Cuz can no longer do that Or did it happen at his home? Stephanie didn’t seem to give a tit.


Stephanie is collecting around $32,000 per month to lay in her bed, go on three weeks of vacations, have her brother paint a cupboard, and to clean out and arrange her closet once again. Patrons are idiots.

did Stephanie have the Halara sponsorship set up prior to instituting her exercise storyline a couple of months ago?

what piece of furniture does loser Herbert Philip need to collect? Another auction win? Renting another van?
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I too was wondering if dishpan Dave was bitten at the shithole stocking up Despicable fanny's wood for her burners. Joking apart it looks nasty. It's good that she shows sympathy and empathy for others... not a bleeping jot!
 
graciemckitten said:
View attachment 3281903 qView attachment 3281905 qExhibitionist Stephanie pulled out her chicken cutlets to model her grifted workout gear.Gotta please the senior onlyfans groupies!
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Great idea to play tug of war with a tiny 3 pound dog missing half of its teeth.
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Stephanie made 2 to 3 different comments about the freezing dump In today’s video, looking for sympathy. Moneymaker 2.0 was shaking as Ñutty was holding him in the kitchen. The dog is freezing. It has thin skin and is prone to getting cold. The dog was sneezing when Isabelle was clutching the dog while eating her dinner at the kitchen table in yesterday‘s video.
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The info on the hand surgery of Cuz is still sketchy.

Loser Herbert Philip couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag. His scripted dialogue at the end of the video about missing Stephanie while traveling home to the Netherlands and not being able to go to Morocco with her was half heartedly recited.

Why wouldn’t Stephanie want to go with loser Herbert Phillip and visit her prospective in-laws?

Why does an 80+ year-old man do more work at the Dump than the 28 or 29-year-old loser Herbert Philip?

What happens if Dave is seriously injured by the spider bite that occurred at the Dump? Stephanie didn’t give a tit because Dave isn’t independent contractor and she doesn’t care.

josephinewills8647
3 minutes ago
Dave Should have had a Check with Doctor

kathleensmith8365
7 minutes ago
I am concerned about Dave. That spider bite appears to be infected. The venom from some spiders can cause, as another viewer noted, necrosis.which is death of tissue/muscle. Also, the poison can travel into the blood stream and attack vital organs. He should have gone to Emergency right away. This nurse is wondering if your usual ambulance driver is available?
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There was a bit of info on cuz's hand that spiked my interest!

Armoire had apparently seen the "scar" for the first time last night (paraphrasing, could have been days or weeks ago) when the dressing was changed. How long had that previous, original dressing been on? That's not how it works in France. And, as previously stated, where is the nurse who would come daily to change the dressing? Why is natzi changing it? Surely that would make great flog fodder. Fanny did film when the nurse came to give them vaccinations for a trip, or covid, or something.

Next, the comment about the scar (which if it is an operation is not yet a scar, it's still a wound). Armoire wanted something big and dramatic, like his knee or elbow, wtf! Natzi wanted keyhole surgery scars. That sounds like it had been discussed in advance of the surgery leading too... this sounds more and more like a previewed operation.

And why did the stitches, looped crossover, surprise them? I'm no nurse, but in the last too many years, I've had to undergo various operations, both in France and the UK, and they used looped crossover stitches. And no they don't hurt coming out, you bleeping wuz! Admittedly, the 1st and last metal staple coming out of my knee stung a bit but that was only because the skin had started to repair over them. bleeping man up and grit your teeth.

I do strongly believe that this was a previewed surgery and that fanny has hijacked/stolen their storyline to make it work for her. It will be interesting to see if Armoire and natzi ever make the "exciting changes" announcement they promised on IG.
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graciemckitten said:
CALLOUS IGNORANT STEPHANIE LAUGHED AND MOCKED DAVE AND CALLED HIM SPIDERMAN When he was bitten by spider hauling wood in for her crappy wood burners because she’s too cheap and negligent and crappy to finish the heating. Viewers are concerned. Stephanie doesn’t care because she’s not on the hook for it. She never gave anyone an update as to how the other seriously injured worker who is pulled from the roof last year is doing. Loser Herbert Philip was at the dump. Why didn’t he drive Dave to the doctor? Fanny should have paid for a doctors appointment to have his condition assessed. Cheap ass ebegging Stephanie.

carmel-on8im
46 minutes ago
DAVE GO TO THE DOCTOR

arianakiva
47 minutes ago (edited)
Exactly what Evakinney3152 said. The brown recluse bite causes creeping ulcerations of the skin and you can loose limbs. That looks really bad. The brown spider you showed is VERY close looking to the brown recluse. It can be deadly

barbblake8697
49 minutes ago
Has he gone to the doctor about the spider bit? Some spiders like the brown recluse can cause necrotic tissue damage. If you like the pale color of the cabinet, have you thought of adding a pale blue trim and maybe a decal on the front. Just so it is not so plain. Glad to hear his hand is healing and I too was wondering if he was right-handed or not. I was thinking he dropped the tool and fell on it. Now we all know, thank you.


@florentinalily
22 minutes ago
I live south of Toulouse and got bitten on the finger by a Brown Recluse. If he hasn't gone to urgences for treatment he will be in big trouble. I thought I was going to lose my finger. That arm looks like it is necrosing already. I would be really really concerned.


@kasisatya5448
51 minutes ago (edited)
That spider bite is serious, hope he saw a doctor. Please make sure he wears protective clothing especially in a wood pile. I was bit by a black widow. The spider was in my garden shoes and bit me between my toes on my left foot. I was lucky as it took the hospital Hours to obtain the antidote, very painful. His bites look really really serious hope he is ok.


@sonnykat462
49 minutes ago
I agree: get that spider bite checked right away just to be on the safe side

@ruthcarter8895
1 hour ago
Has that spider bite been treated by doctor? Those bites are serious

verasmith5831
1 hour ago
Brown recluse spiders live in wood... a friend almost lost his hand after a bite. You are looking after it.

@crystalb.5725
39 minutes ago (edited)
I thought they looked like a brown recluse bites but only thought those were in the U.S. A quick google search revealed they have been found in France in recent years

cocccinelleee
1 hour ago
That spider bite should be checked out by a doctor asap

karlasmit7535
1 hour ago
As a nurse, please have Dave have the spider bite seen and please please keep a close eye on it.

@deborahrichardson1737
1 hour ago
Exactly. If it was a brown recluse, it can be very dangerous


@evakinney3152
1 hour ago
Please say Dave had the spider bite checked by a doctor!!! Some spider bites can cause necrotic tissue. His wound looks like it could be infected. he heals quickly!


@florentinalily
33 minutes ago
I was bitten by a brown recluse a few months ago. i thought I would lose my finger. The skin necrosis and you can lose your life or a limb if untreated. I went to three doctors before going to a specialist prof in toulouse Rangueil hospital where I had antibiotics and medical compresses.


@SueLegg-lh6fj
6 minutes ago
Yes, see a doc, of course he absolutely should. If it is very bad and goes unchecked, he could lose his arm, or worse.


@angelanapier4248
5 minutes ago
I think it looks like a brown recluse bite

@JackL75
1 hour ago
A few years ago I was away from a project I was working on for a few days and when I returned, asked one of the owners of the business about the whereabouts of another of the owners whom I didn't see. I was told he had died just a couple days prior of a spider bite he thought was fine and did not have seen by a Doctor. One day here, the next day not. Have the bite tended to. Don't presume it's getting better on it's own!

@hahna77
1 hour ago
I was bitten by a brown recluse (brown widow) years back, on my neck, just behind & below my ear, in my sleep (I spotted the spider the next day). It started out as a relatively small & painless bite but turned into an infected black hole as the weeks went on, even with antibiotic treatment. I still have a rather substantial scar from it. They are definitely nothing to play around with.


@spontaneousun
28 minutes ago
Agreeing with everyone in the comments. I’ve had four serious spider bites in my life. Didn’t notice getting bitten and the bites developed over time. In each instance medical care, prescription creams/ drugs, and antibiotics were critical. The first I almost lost my hand to as I must have gotten bitten when packing to move continents and over the course of a 12 hour flight I was very grateful to the stewardesses that kept me well supplied with ice as my hand swelled and changed color. Immediate trip to the ER and 6+ weeks of recovery later I regained feeling and use of my hand. The second time it was slower and developed over days even with antibiotics the tissue got red, hot and very hard, then the area around the bite turned black. Even though I did eventually heal over many months I still have scars from where the black plugs sort of fell out eventually. Unfortunately, a similar instance happened again a year later in the same old home, again while I was sleeping. Then the fourth was again a similar story on my calf, but I’m not sure how I was bit. The last time I thankfully didn’t get any blackened tissue, but I did run a fever for days and the entirety of my calf got red, hot and hard. Then the skin peeled off sort of like a bad sunburn. I think it was a milder reaction because I was already on antibiotics for bronchitis. 3/4 of those instances happened in November when I was wearing long pants and shirts with socks, sometimes spider bites just happen. It’s important to take them seriously though!


@vickiduvall8469
1 hour ago
That spider bite should be treated by a Dr. If it was a brown recluse they have the same venom as a rattle snake. Needs seen by a dr!!!!

@wendiwestvincent7915
1 hour ago
That was my first thought. My grandfather nearly lost his leg from a bite that looked just like that

jacquelinejeffs4079
2 hours ago
It could’ve been a recluse they live in the wood. I got bit by one then the venom that they inject is breaks down the tissue and sometimes you are hospitalized by it and they are in France. Just be careful picking up the wood bang it and wear long sleeves.



user-hh3iv7dn2l
1 hour ago
What happen to the heating system? Is it still going to be installed?

@MYJ61
12 minutes ago
Is there an update as to when the new boilers will be up and running

ruthblack3676
12 minutes ago
What kind of box is Percy repairing

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@carolinegooder7091
17 minutes ago
Mail box, I think.

thomasgansevoort929
13 minutes ago
Everyone watching seemed to want the dirty big ol' cupboard doors painted, but I for one am going to miss those beautiful Wabi Sabi doors.

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@carolinegooder7091
17 minutes ago
It is missing wood, not dirty

sandranaylor2348
32 minutes ago
The cupboard should be a medium blue as at the moment it looks washed out. No wonder everyone has colds there seems to be no heating

andreadern4463
36 minutes ago
I must say, you guys are sure sick a lot! Must be the cold interior

susanakurdi3563
1 hour ago
Steffanie you love to show off

rachellehenderson4201
2 hours ago
WOW, about time thst horrible dirty looking cupboard was sorted out!!!!

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@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
It is missing wood, not dirt.

tazzabolts5761
2 hours ago
When are the heating engineers coming back
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@3_3645
2 hours ago
What did a doctor say about the spider bite? That's serious


@cheriedoughan5583
2 hours ago
Getting bit from that spider is very serious. Flesh eating
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I am noticing more French residents commenting on the flogs and basically calling out despicable fanny for her misinformation and lies. First @correzecyclingholidays6419 and now @florentinalily. Hopefully others who have been concerned but afraid to comment will now join in and let the greater majority of the sycophantic fans know that fanny has been... misleading them!
 
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JackSpratt said:
As for Marie, if she's employed by fanny and is in turn registered here herself I would have thought she's got all the relevant too but Marie believes she can heal herself buy drinking her herbal remedies. She stopped her Thyroxine tablets, prime example.
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💯 the above! I’m certain any reluctance to go to the doc is because of Marie’s belief that she knows best - viz stopping the thyroid medication and, seemingly, swerving any routine medical once over for blood tests et al - and not due to an inability to access healthcare in France. It’s a subcategory of her mantra “don’t tell me what to do”.
 
The group to replace the beam in the not so grand salon we’re supposed to be at the dump around 1 November, 2024. It is now been three weeks and not a single worker shown up at the dump. I believe that Amaury’s surgery was a preplanned procedure and the gruesome twosome came up with a story to tell viewers to cover Loser Herbert Phillip not going to Morocco, goIng instead to euro Disney, and also present the conflicting storyline that the dog abuser was staying at the dump to take care of moneymaker 2.0 and help clear out rooms for the not so grand salon work to begin. Loser Philip quickly admitted that he was not doing much, if any, work. When was all the clearing footage actually taken?

Cuz and Ñutty go along with all of Stephanie‘s nefarious plans to mislead viewers and patrons.
 
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