The Chateau Diaries #336 Enough is enough! Stay home and fix your dang farmhouse!

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Continuing Advent Calendar Tattle, forget physical calendars with little presents behind each door. Mesdames et Messieurs, I give you an interactive advent calendar.


It’s so clever and beautifully done. I get completely lost in the magic! I have been sent one every year since Jacquie Lawson started. A joy for grown ups and children alike.

This year the theme is Paris, and one of the interactive bits is personalising how a grand salon is decorated, so my thoughts turned to Lalande. Maybe I should send one to the prancing twerp? He could play interior designer to his heart’s content. Actually, I can see Stephanie squealing with delight about the whole thing which slightly undermines its appeal!

(There are quite a few animated cards, too, which are also things of joy)
 
Most of them, I would say. She did not ask people not to send them - just that she was not going to raise any errr...charity money....or risk attracting the attention of the taxman by public acknowledgement.
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I hope he is at least offering generous financial support for them.
Michael T (aka Potty) only seems active in comments during non-F1 race weeks. Fanny bought the mustard herself and simply attributed it to the mysterious Michael T (aka Potty). It's all a ruse to encourage the grannies to continue to send her gifts.
 
okay I usually stay away from using my knowledge of hospitals as it was decades ago and different in each country. However, the palm side of a hand has far more tendons than the upper. As the wrist is the primary enterance way. I have only been a scrub nurse for three tendon surgeries, all three upper hand. The worst was a dropped ammunition cannister just below the knuckles, slicing all four finger tendons.

Used an arm block as didn't have facilities for full anesthesia, general surgeon and it took two hours.Thats from begining of sterile enviroment to patient walking out. The incision needed to be cleaned and opened, removal of damaged tissue and reattachment. Fortunately all tendons were long enough so no grafting needed to occur, that takes time. After dressing and splint applied the patient walked out off to barracks.

Amoury has no splint, in my late thirties I had a carpel tunnel procedure and no splint, that was a general and day surgery. The arm sling should elevate the hand above the heart and reduces pain and swelling. If it was the next day why no sling, unless he had just had his dressing changed.
 
Stephanie is lying again. She is not at the dump and is not playing with moneymaker 2.0. The gruesome two and we’re not at the dump thus month. They will not return the dump until December, 2024. She is pretending to be sick again to play upon the sympathies of the patrons and put the made story about playing with money maker 2.0 because she has been gone vacationing for a minimum of seven days in Marrakesh, and two weeks in Scotland. She is also likely gone the entire month of November, 2024. Stephanie has abandoned Moneymaker 2.0 for about 50% of the time she has owned HER DOG. Snorts did not stay at the dump to care for the dog. He was on a 3 day trip EuroDisney, likely with the day on each end of the trip added to travel to and from Paris.
I bet Snorts spent 1 day at EuroDisney with Bubblegirl and the rest of the time scouring Paris for antiques.
 
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First time ever she is advertising affordable clothing even if it is gym wear !

LEFT HANDED AMUARY
She really loved exposing her figure in that gym wear. She is always so very desperate for attention. As I may have said before (!), her screeching voice drives me mad. No one else round that table sounds as loud as she does. PJ has now started saying "sandwitch"; he probably thinks that's correct, poor child. Dave's spider bite looked nasty and now Natzi is ill; I wouldn't be surprised if several of them have been spreading COVID around.
 
My problem is that SJ's onscreen benevolence does not match the super-controlling side of her that lurks behind the scenes when the camera is put down. We regularly see the performative, jovial, gregarious persona, but like her mother, that is when a lens is pointing at her - the two faces of a narcissist.

The love-bomb-off is quite a lot to take in when PJ and SJ start. It doesn't feel authentic, it feels forced for effect - it is cringeworthy as that is the visceral reaction to phoniness.
 
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My take on this video, Fanny and co definitely reads here doing the long explanation on Amaurys injury, Snorts running off to the Netherlands , he obviously didn’t win on the kitchen door colour, and wasn’t he over the top aggressive with his opinion on a chateau he has no monetary value in.
plus you run a kitchen for a business and use a spoon to scoop chips never heard of tongs and the tongs scooping the pork how old are they. I don’t think Uncle speaks English so that’s why he’s very quiet.

Anyway another bullshit filler of a video.
 
My take on this video, Fanny and co definitely reads here doing the long explanation on Amaurys injury, Snorts running off to the Netherlands , he obviously didn’t win on the kitchen door colour, and wasn’t he over the top aggressive with his opinion on a chateau he has no monetary value in.
plus you run a kitchen for a business and use a spoon to scoop chips never heard of tongs and the tongs scooping the pork how old are they. I don’t think Uncle speaks English so that’s why he’s very quiet.

Anyway another bullshit filler of a video.
Stephanie has to be desperate for content because she has fought, resisted, and refused to repair and paint the kitchen cabinet doors for five years now despite hundreds of cd comments expressing disgust about the state of the filthy, gross doors. Fanny never wanted them to be painted because she wanted them to remain original to the château.

Snorts ran away on his 44th trip away from the Dump so far in 2024?
 
It feels as though PJ is trying to get away from SJ. When she effused that she was going to miss him (again on camera and shared with the world), it seems as though he could barely bring himself to say it back.
When Fanny used her baby voice and chanted, " I don't like this!" As she always says when anyone leaves, I almost threw up a very good meal that my son cooked for supper.
 
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