The Chateau Diaries #334 "My Mom went to LieLande and all I got was a raging case of TB and a T-shirt"

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OhIDontKnow... said:
I’m taking the attitude, if everything’s fucked, then just duck it. It’s quite liberating.
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Chuck it in the F*ck it bucket
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Lady Avonlea said:
Hi Baghead!
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When did he take to wearing specs?
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T Rex said:
This is gold! 🤣🤣🤣 Thread title🧵 nom in here!
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And here's how it should be done

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graciemckitten said:
I am watching yesterday‘s video. Stephanie is a jerk. She filmed all the people that were on the train that were taken to the tartan store to shop. She didn’t blur their faces or figures. These people paid a lot of money to go on this trip and I’m sure that they did not want to be in the background of an ebeggar’s crappy YouTube video. A few people do not look happy to be around them.

She has zero self-awareness or she is aware and she just doesn’t care . She’s in the back room at the shop frantically waving her ginormous man hands all around, talking about how exclusive this particular shop is and how they are going to shop and purchase fabric and have a kilt made for loser Herbert Philip. Does she not remember that she begs and deceives people for a living? She pretends she lives in a farm house in France and pretends that Patreon funds are needed to restore the house to its former glory but instead she shows herself buying custom taiored $1200 kilts for the loser fake fiancé while they are both on the trip that cost well over 35,000+ dollars. She gleefully chugs whisky on an early morning walk and is thrilled to see a cooler with the whiskey in it at the store. Within moments of entering the store, the gruesome twosome have flutes of champagne in their hands.

She is legitimately insane. How insulting should it be to viewers and patrons to watch the gruesome twosome blatantly blow tens of thousands of dollars every week or so on crap and vacations and luxuries for themselves, pretending that they are so high class and should be given all the finer things in life. Wake up…… all the money the gruesome twosome were spending is derived from mountains of lies, deceit, and begging. Stephanie goes from begging one minute to believing she is some type of quasi royalty. She then gas lights viewers and Patrons into thanking her for filming her latest luxury vacation has none of them could afford to take such a trip themselves. WTF?


Click to you see her expose all the other travelers on the luxury train, white loser, Philip perk up now that he can spend some money, and see Stephanie brag about the exclusivity of the store.

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Hopefully, Stephanie’s last remaining egg also died a quick death as she sang the song. You know she practice that song for several days in preparation For the trip.
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She still has fake Thanksgiving, fake Christmas, and the fake Boxing Day bbq. I bet she has filmed several advent videos while she has been on the train. She will probably make another quick trip down to the south of France so she can film all of her auntie’s Christmas decorations and other festivities in the area. She has a trip to morocco this month. She will go back to using moneymaker 2.0 video to fill up 30% or more of every video. You will see the newest confused prop dog dressed in Christmas outfits, Ratso 1.0’s pajamas, taken for long walks no boots on his paws. The gruesome twosome will be a nuisance in the local town‘s Christmas markets and celebrations, and will drag moneymaker 2.0 out for shopping, wearing wanna pervy daddy derricks scarves. It will be a nonstop tit show For the next several weeks. Stephanie also has to Talk about her winter of culture 2025 where she will slowly reveal all of the big trips that she has planned for the first four months of the year.
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I thought the seagulls were flying over head and then realised it was her sqawking...she's lucky one never tried to mate with her.
 
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The thing about Ballindalloch Castle is that the interior - the furniture, paintings, china, wallpapers, fabrics, all of it - is what Stephanie thinks she’s replicating at Lalande. Except that she hasn’t a hope in hell as she doesn’t have the “feel” for how decorating and furnishing individual rooms or a whole house works. Ballindaloch is the quintessential country house, the contents of which have been gathered by its owners over centuries. A mixture of periods and styles works because it has evolved over generations. It’s not a museum but a lived-in, family home. Welcoming, comfortable, well-thought out colours, cohesive without being matchy-matchy.

Her excited chirruping about the china pantry showed just how clueless she is. That room isn’t a china pamtry. It’s a smaller, less formal dining room with glass-fromted display cabinets. Yes, the cabinets were filled with (lovely) china but it is not a china pantry. A china pantry is beyond the green baize door and forms part of the “domestic offices”. Both she and her frightful affianced think themselves so sophisticated when they’re both without a scintilla of an idea about country house living. They get lauded by some viewers simply because those viewers don’t have any idea themselves and think the Jarvis version is la vraie chose.

I cringe every time she shoehorns Lalande into wherever it is she’s visiting.
 
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mrsp67 said:
Gracie, I totally agree with you in my humble opinion if she just had the YouTube channel and went on these fabulous trips and spent and spent and shopped and shopped I would not have a problem with her because you’re watching the video and she’s doing what she does and she’s wreaking the benefits from the YouTube revenue. My problem is the lie and deceit that she is selling the patrons and it’s not my money so if you’re dumb enough to support her, you’re dumb enough to get fleeced, but I think she should be more honest about it. Maybe she’s trying to twist it around now by saying it’s a lifestyle channel not a renovation channel. Maybe that’s what she’s going for but I think it’s too late. She’s already sold the gullible people on a renovation channel.
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The dump is just a backdrop for her theatrical life of travelling.
The staff are all actors.
This is her money earner. She does not need to renovate.

What is more she does not want to renovate.
It’s all one big charade.

Loser Herbert wearing another family’s tartan is like him wearing a jumper saying Brian.
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Lady Avonlea said:
You can bet dollars to doughnuts that Fanny’s brought one of Percy Derek’s scarf along as a gift for her invisible bestie, who no longer allows Fanny to film their visits. During her previous visit Fanny was not permitted to film the house or her friends and could only film her goddaughter in the distance from behind while walking in the woods.
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I didn’t see any video, but I’ve only been receiving them due to a glitch in Natti’s excellent admin skills.
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It is out…. And all the family on show!
 

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graciemckitten said:
Click to hear Stephanie claim that they are sharing a double cabin


Stephanie Hass to keep up her lie that the train trip was planned for five years so she traps Marie into a comment while they are eating dinner. Interesting that she does not think bag head or Marie for paying for the luxury train vacation of the gruesome twosome. Is it because they didn’t?
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Tone deaf Stephanie gleefully it’s claims that she is so happy that they aren’t on the train in which average people will travel a d that she gets to ride in the luxury train paid for by E begging from pensioners on YouTube. A little bit of a “let them eat cake” moment for Stephanie. Idiot. Label bleep Stephanie happily shows off the dealer robes provided in the state room.

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What Stephanie didn’t tell you was at the Christian Dior robes are affiliated with the Christian Dior spa that was established on the train.. you know Stephanie use those spa services daily. She needs those massages for her gamey hip.
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We Tried Out the New Dior Spa on Board the Royal Scotsman Train—Here's What It's Like

Think glossy lacquered walls, the Maison's burgundy Toile de Jouy, and one of the most comfortable spa beds in the world.
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should someone who is ebegging on YouTube really publicize you’re very expensive vacation on the most luxurious train in the world?
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This Sleeper Train Is One of the Most Luxurious in the World — and It's Getting an Onboard Dior Spa

The Royal Scotsman, A Belmond Train, is partnering with Dior Beauty for two new expert-led journeys through the Highlands.
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There will be a bespoke wellbeing menu on board, including three tailor-made treatments devised by Dior’s wellness experts. Try the D-Travel body massage to relieve the stress and tensions of travelling, or the D-Elements full body treatment, which uses products inspired by the Scottish landscape, including semi-precious hot stones and a Bain Dior body mist, evocative of Scotland’s calming drifting mists. The D-Highlands treatment is a facial – a rejuvenating, sculpting experience helping to encourage on-the-go restoration and revival.



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I bet loser Herbert Philip’s custom-made kilt, socks, and kilt care kit and other accessories that he needs will likely total over $2000. Shouldn’t every part-time video editor be wearing a $2000 bespoke kilt outfit?
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They are the sort that will steal the Dior robes, etc.
 
graciemckitten said:
Snorty is so out of place with the crowds, that usually travel this luxury train. He hates when he cannot control a situation. Although he was allegedly sick, he drank like a fish during the whole trip And made a miraculous recovery whenever they entered a shop or an antique store. It’s a LieLande miracle!
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It was another lie, Fanny cannot help herself.
As you say Gracie drinking drinking , his first meal was avocado on toast. Really. Fanny forgot to mention whatever else he had demanded that she vlogged by mistake. Everyone else having porridge , looks like yogurt and berries for sicko dairy allergic Snorts.
 

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graciemckitten said:
Stephanie really doesn’t show any evidence that she and snorty actually shared the double room on the train. She starts out a video without any evidence of loser Herbert Philip in the room or having slept in the room, with the comment, “we have just woken up……. “ I have a feeling that he had a single room by himself. There’s no way Stephanie with sleep with a sick Philip in a tiny state room anyways or even if he was perfectly well.

The6 are not in the same room. Stephanie is filming Herself in the double room, snoring is nowhere to be seen, the bed is only turned down on one side, and there was only one small bottle of whiskey on the bed.. I do believe Snody was sent on his own to sleep in a single room. There is no way the two of them could’ve shared a tiny state room. They would’ve killed each other.
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Not that I don't doubt he didn't sleep in the same bed as her - but when you turn down a bed that has one side up against the wall, would you turn down both sides if two people in the cabin?
 
Has anyone got the stomach to summarise the Patron video, I got to the man explaining the Kilt and fell into a 100 year slumber. Thank you in advance.

Back to FRK can’t she use online job search to look for employment or does she expect people to come begging at the farmhouse in the middle of nowhere so they utilise her extraordinary skills and talents lol Get off your fat arse and do what most people do and find your own bleeping job.

These people are delusional and cuckoo 🤦‍♀️
 
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