The Chateau Diaries #331 PhiPhi is squirreling the place up one cache-pot at a time

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Fanny 4.5 flues back passage
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Iolair said:
Day 8 of my month long BIRTHDAY! 🍺🍻🥂🍸🍸🍹

And today, a story of racism and xenophobia.

This morning, Mr. Io and I drove to a local castle where one of the gardeners had very kindly put aside some cuttings for me. Snippings of bay tree, which I'm hopelessly bad at propagating, but keep trying, some pretty white cloud budlejas, and willow stalks. Mission accomplished and car packed, we made our to the tea rooms where carrot cake and a nice cuppa awaited. We decided to have a wander in the gardens before leaving. It was spitting with rain, not too cold, but the wind was bothering my ears. They began aching, so Mr. Io took off his scarf so I could wrap it round my head. I wandered away from Mr. Io to look at some herbs when a man came up behind me, yanked at my scarf and told me to "go back to your own country." I wasn't hurt, but what the duck! My mind didn't immediately connect my head scarf with anything but that he was telling me to go home to Australia and how could that make sense? Then it clicked, my head scarf was black. I backed away from the bloke who was sneering at me. The bleached blond on his arm was laughing. I held my hands up and asked what his problem was. He spat that I should go back to Gaza. I was horrified!

Before I could say anything, the man turned, and walked straight into Mr. Io... who decked him. The gardener who saw everything rushed up, and immediately called the police. The man, nose bleeding, stayed on the ground saying to 'yeah, get the police here' because he was going to press charges for assault. The fake skinny blond was shrieking. She reminded me of Hanni. The police arrived in quick time because the castle is the official residence of the royal family in Northern Ireland and they take all incidents there extremely seriously. Questions were asked. Notes taken.

Then the police asked me if I wanted to press charges. Outraged at this, bleeding bloke said HE was the one who was pressing charges! Where upon the police stood over him and told him he couldn't because he'd instigated the affair and he was lucky he didn't get six shades if tit beaten out of him there and then. He could have been charged with assault, and under the UK hate speech laws, received a fine and seven years in prison, the git. I decided not to press charges and let it go. Broken nose was made to apologise to me and upon discovering I was in fact Australian and not from the Middle East, turned white and said 'Oh tit, but the head scarf.' Anyone can wear a head scarf, you muppet, said the police. His whole body deflated. Except his nose, which inflated to the size of a cricket ball.

On the way home I began to laugh and couldn't stop. Mr. Io, who is not a violent man, began to laugh too. He had to pull over till he stopped. I'm extremely lucky to have such a good man. He has a strong sense of justice and won't stand back if he sees any injustice taking place. I'm very proud of him. We bought more carrot cake and double cream to have for dessert tonight. I'm looking forward to it.
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OMG Just read your post.
Was laughter the hysterical after shock kind?
I wish I had a Mr IO myself not that I expect to be assaulted but one never knows. <Just need an excuse to eat carrot cake>

To all the Floridian Tattlers, I hope you are all safe and weathering the cyclone/hurricane. 🤗
 
Iolair said:
Broken nose didn't seem too contrite, but a wanker he is, and a wanker he'll remain. 😆 I hope he's hurting.

Here's where we went today - Hillsborough Castle. It's one of my favourite 'castles' in NI, although it's not what I'd call a 'real' castle, being more of a large Georgian mansion house. But it's certainly beautiful and we get loads of ideas from their walled garden.

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Lovely. Another excuse for a return visit.
 
Iolair said:
Day 8 of my month long BIRTHDAY! 🍺🍻🥂🍸🍸🍹

And today, a story of racism and xenophobia.

This morning, Mr. Io and I drove to a local castle where one of the gardeners had very kindly put aside some cuttings for me. Snippings of bay tree, which I'm hopelessly bad at propagating, but keep trying, some pretty white cloud budlejas, and willow stalks. Mission accomplished and car packed, we made our to the tea rooms where carrot cake and a nice cuppa awaited. We decided to have a wander in the gardens before leaving. It was spitting with rain, not too cold, but the wind was bothering my ears. They began aching, so Mr. Io took off his scarf so I could wrap it round my head. I wandered away from Mr. Io to look at some herbs when a man came up behind me, yanked at my scarf and told me to "go back to your own country." I wasn't hurt, but what the duck! My mind didn't immediately connect my head scarf with anything but that he was telling me to go home to Australia and how could that make sense? Then it clicked, my head scarf was black. I backed away from the bloke who was sneering at me. The bleached blond on his arm was laughing. I held my hands up and asked what his problem was. He spat that I should go back to Gaza. I was horrified!

Before I could say anything, the man turned, and walked straight into Mr. Io... who decked him. The gardener who saw everything rushed up, and immediately called the police. The man, nose bleeding, stayed on the ground saying to 'yeah, get the police here' because he was going to press charges for assault. The fake skinny blond was shrieking. She reminded me of Hanni. The police arrived in quick time because the castle is the official residence of the royal family in Northern Ireland and they take all incidents there extremely seriously. Questions were asked. Notes taken.

Then the police asked me if I wanted to press charges. Outraged at this, bleeding bloke said HE was the one who was pressing charges! Where upon the police stood over him and told him he couldn't because he'd instigated the affair and he was lucky he didn't get six shades if tit beaten out of him there and then. He could have been charged with assault, and under the UK hate speech laws, received a fine and seven years in prison, the git. I decided not to press charges and let it go. Broken nose was made to apologise to me and upon discovering I was in fact Australian and not from the Middle East, turned white and said 'Oh tit, but the head scarf.' Anyone can wear a head scarf, you muppet, said the police. His whole body deflated. Except his nose, which inflated to the size of a cricket ball.

On the way home I began to laugh and couldn't stop. Mr. Io, who is not a violent man, began to laugh too. He had to pull over till he stopped. I'm extremely lucky to have such a good man. He has a strong sense of justice and won't stand back if he sees any injustice taking place. I'm very proud of him. We bought more carrot cake and double cream to have for dessert tonight. I'm looking forward to it.
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Oh my goodness , sorry this happened to you in NI.keep enjoying your birthday x
 
Potts sells a picture wooo hooo, who was the fool who bought it?

Pan the vlog out with a dog walk and an Advert.

Aumary, get your finger out and just get tit done FFS! When you look at others and what they've achieved and he's still bleeping titting about. He thinks he's made brilliant progress, well you're on your own mate there. Drives me mad!

It must stick in her craw seeing what other Chateau owners achieve, or does she really not give a toss.

All of them are such light weights, with regards being ill. Still it is a festering pot of germs.

LOOK SUCKERS! MORE STARS TO RENT!

How delightful the old girl coughing her guts up in the kitchen while Marie cleans :sick:

COVID CENTRAL

Trixie trying to pretend he's remotely interested in the dog as Fanny has taken to her bed.

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Isn’t video of walking a dog a few times worth $34,000 per month?
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AncoraImparo12387
6 hours ago
A friend bought a star but found out after it is just a rental for 7years and the questions were answered very rudely and defensively. Please be kinder and moderate paetron comments as the community - and the great community are abusive, and have been for some time
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Heating comments:
rgrndu
6 hours ago
Stephanie, could you explain why your elaborate, expensive heating system isn't working yet...please?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😯🤮😯
@carolinegooder7091
6 hours ago
Patrons were told about the details.

@carolinegooder7091
6 hours ago
The patrons were given an update, so we may hear soon

@lindamounts2193
2 hours ago
It's some nonsense about a gas delay or something else. It changes all the time. Why wouldn't they have all the wood burners going at least, especially for the mother and Percy


carmel-on8im
5 hours ago
What happened to the heating system that was to be in working order for winter???. Everyone is dressed in the house like there is an ice wind blowing around you all

@Odilia-m1j
1 hour ago
Seeing you all walk around with your winter jackets and headscarves indoors makes me think would love an update on your state of the art heating system. Wasn't it supposed to some online almost two years ago? Holding thumbs for a heated chateau this winter. That would be genuinely exciting

kerstinwallace9854
1 hour ago
So what's happening with your new heating?

donnastevenson6700
3 hours ago
When is the heat going to happen? Hugs from NY

@normaweisbrod4740
5 hours ago
What's going on with the heating system? Another cold indoor winter?

@tiffanyarmstrong6065
5 hours ago
Can anyone help explain why the Chateau heating system isn’t complete for this year?

@juliawatson8874
5 hours ago
what is happening with the heating system

liriodendrontulipifera
5 hours ago
what happened with the heating system? it seemed like they were making great progress, but now no heat?

@mer508bella
4 hours ago
I’m confused about the heating, they h w the log burners, why does Steph say they don’t have heating?? can someone fill me in? I thought they had done lots of work on the heating??
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@waynesmith3908
4 hours ago (edited)
Have you turned on the HEAT yet ?! I see everyone bundled up in the kitchen… why ? If your ill get the heat going.

@Cottonstatecountry
5 hours ago
Can someone explain to me why the brand new heating system isn’t working again for the second winter

jhbrown1010
8 hours ago
Why don't you have heat? I thought you put in a new system.


kellylaliberte548
7 hours ago
I don't know if you've discussed this before - i think you said the chapel was still consecrated and i wondered if the local church authorities were aware of your restoration and if they took any interest in it.


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Stephanie will exploit the chapel for multiple Advent videos.
@carolinegooder7091
6 hours ago
Stephanie said that she is arranging with the local city hall to let locals have access to the chapel during the Christmas advent.


@corricatt
5 hours ago
Mummy should have gotten her horrible dental work fixed in the States.

judihopewell2499
6 hours ago
Smokers dont get better fast and their lunfs are less able to heal…just saying Dear Amaury…

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 as usual, Stephanie have one job and f**cked it up.
marytull3100
7 hours ago
sorry your vpn link is off.... "404 We couldn’t find that page."


@gritskennedy5007
7 hours ago
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO THE DOCTOR TO RECEIVE ANTI VIRAL MEDICATION AND NEBULIZER TO OPEN HER DROWNING LUNGS YOU NEVER READ THESE ANYWAYS FOOLISH BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
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Lady Avonlea said:
Teasing Ratso 2.0 with a stuffed toy is the closest Snorty will ever be to playing in Fanny's bed, especially when she's lying in it.
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Why are they wearing jackets, coats, and scarves in the freezing dump yet the tiny moneymaker 2.0 doesn’t even have on a sweater? Idiots.
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Ladeda1957 said:


For your viewing pleasure if you can stand it 🤢
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Isabelle looks like a Halloween prop.
 
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Nobody asked, but Ruby phoned me this evening. He said that everyone except Fanny is ill at the chateau. Her pretending she was "coming down with something" was just a segway into her VPN sponsor intro. The real reason they are not having supper together is that it is Marie's night off, everyone else is too ill to cook except Fanny and she did not want to do it. So everyone else is just raiding the fridge themselves as and when they feel like it but secretly wondering why Fanny could not make them all some warming soup and a little bread and cheese. As Fanny said herself, she does not cook anymore. Simple as...
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JackSpratt said:
Potts sells a picture wooo hooo, who was the fool who bought it?
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A big fool. You would think, given that it was put in such an inexpensive frame, that Potts, having grossly overcharged for his work, and sold it to a hostage at the chateau would have said, "Just take it framed"....greed is catching.
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I rang Ruby and asked if Potts, now the F1 season is over, was gainfully UNemployed, So Fanny suggested he come back and photograph the stars and ensure that each star can be viewed online - they don't want visitors - and scrolling across it will produce the name of a donor. I cannot help but wonder if Potts has not been commissioned to do this - the money coming of course from the star donations - thus she needs to sell more stars and beg for more donations for the floor. Ruby confessed he did not know but will be trying to find out. Tattlers - what are the chances that Potts is donating his time? Questions on a postcard to LaLande please.
 
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AS OF TODAY, AVAILABLE RENTAL STARS IN THE DUMP CHAPEL : $20,832 in Rental Stars Left (186 more 5 pointed stars to rent to gullible viewers and Patrons.)


WAIT A MINUTE. They just reconstructed the St Cecilia section, which includes a lot of the St. Felix section. I need to:double check.They may not have added those additional stars for sale. That could add another $30,000+ to their rental star scam. I wonder if they will make the stars available after the remaining 186 stars have been sold.

Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of Saint Henry
$112 stars x 21 stars $2,352.00

Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of Saint Aloysius
$112 x 123 stars = $13,776.00

Adopt a five-pointed star in the Constellation of Saint Charles Borromeo
$112 x 41 = $4,592.00

Adopt a five-pointed star in the Constellation of Saint Felix
$112 x 1 star = $112.00



SOLD OUT
Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of Jesus Christ
Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of Saint Joseph

Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of the Virgin Mary

Collection: Adopt a Star from the Constellation of Archangel Gabriel
 
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WHEN YOU GRIFT UPON A STAR🎼🎼🎼

On January 22, 2024, there were $61,712.00 amount of current grift a stars remaining:

Constellation of Saint Aloysius $26,600.00
Constellation of Saint Henry $ 13,994.00
Constellation of Saint Charles Borromeo.$12,096.00
Constellation of Saint Felix. $9072.00

Total remaining $ 61,712.00

When the remainder of the constellation of Saint Cecelia is rebuilt, expect more stars to be grifted.


In the past 8.5 months, from January 22, 2024 thru today, Stephanie has sold $40,880 in rental stars
$61,712 - $20,832= $ 40, 880 in rental stars sold.

She has $20,832 remaining plus the entire repaired roof in the constellation of St. Ceciliam which has not yet been put up for sale. I think she will try to sell all the stars to get her self another $30-$40,000 + from this constellation, as well as selling the additional $20,832 in remaining stars, for a minimum of $60,832 or more by the end of this year. The amount could be much higher, depending upon how many stars there are to rent in the Saint Cecilia/ Saint Felix constellation.


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Who thinks they have recruited Andie to do a Christmas ornament to be ordered through a separate website and delivered by a third-party company, similar to what Dan did last year? You know they have more scams up their sleeves before the end of the year.

Stephanie has likely taken advantage of over 1000 people at a minimum with a rental star scam.
 
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C'est moi said:
The Vendee is "not posh enough" for Fanny! What are you saying @JackSpratt ? She comes down and schleps around Beziers and it's surrounding area and le Cap d'Agde... it doesn't actually get much shittier than that. Joking apart, and I know that some tattlers have visited Beziers and enjoyed it but, frankly, it's a shithole. As is Agde and Cap d'Agde. I'm trying to make a UK comparison without being insulting to folks, it's difficult. Trust me, it's a shithole. As, I think it was @graciemckitten said, water finds its on level. Maman 🦇 is typical of the witch type from Beziers.
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Shrek and Sara had a short break in Cap d'Agde in their recent vlog. Wonder if they stayed at the Jarvis flat.
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Gertrude Maud said:
Adge . . . Manor and Maker have just had a short break in Adge. :ROFLMAO: Why am I not surprised. :rolleyes:

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Just posted the same!
 
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