The Chateau Diaries #330 Nothing that you buy Stephanie is useable, that includes Philip

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Lady Avonlea said:
Happy Birthday fellow Libran🎉🥳👯‍♂️🍾🥂🎂
What special recipe do you have in mind for my birthday tomorrow (it's a BIGGIE for me) because, just like Fanny, it's all about ME ME ME!!! I enjoy sticky toffee pudding (without the dates), but please don't ask Snorty for the recipe of his lasagna slop.
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Happy birthday for tomorrow @Lady Avonlea. I hope your entire day is filled with joy! ❤️ Have a wonderful day! Tomorrow of course will be dedicated to you! Not a recipe though... I'm thinking music. Something subtle, romantic and timeless.

I'm a Scorpio though. 🦂 My birthday is October 31st.
 
Iolair said:
Happy birthday for tomorrow @Lady Avonlea. I hope your entire day is filled with joy! ❤ Have a wonderful day! Tomorrow of course will be dedicated to you! Not a recipe though... I'm thinking music. Something subtle, romantic and timeless.

I'm a Scorpio though. 🦂 My birthday is October 31st.
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One of my dearest friends (met freshman’s week) has her birthday Oct 31st! Fun party memories - I remember going to one her birthday parties as a highway! Her parents were surprised waking up to flashing signs from a road construction site in their kitchen! 🤣
 
Stephanie talked about how money maker 2.0 was too active or something to that effect when he was allowed to walk around the dump? Is that one more reason why they won’t let the dog walk on the ground or move freely by restraining him in their arms most of the timemto restrict his movement and control him/ try to break his spirit. It is like the dog is exhibiting learned helplessness, and has just given up trying to struggle, whine, bark, walk, or have a personality, and is just lethargic, detached, and defeated, especially when he is tethered, forced to be carried around all the time, forced to sit or sleep! In their laps, etc ( Learned helplessness is when an animal gives up trying to change a situation that they perceive as uncontrollable. It can result from stress, trauma.)

@ShanghaiGoat
3 hours ago
Does that dog ever actually touch the ground?


@christikapa3856
59 minutes ago
I see too much carrying him. By 4 people.

@bossyjoyce3711
20 minutes ago
Of course not, he's a designer dog!


Stephanie has no content.Patrons are getting ripped off monthly, to the tune of $34,000. She hasn’t done Jack tit at the dump in over a year with patreon funds. Almost $400,000 in Patreon funds has disappeared into the personal bank accounts of Stephanie Jarvis.Spa day with Marie, Emmaus shopping, twirling in a new designer dress, telling a mountain of lies, and sucking the life energy out of exploited moneymaker 2.0 isn’t worth $34,000 per month. You know Stephanie is scraping the bottom of the barrel for content if she actually cracked open her wallet, allowed the moths to fly out, wiped out the cobwebs and paid for a spa day for Marie.


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮stalker Wendy. The dump crew do not even respond to her comments.
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@wendygrimwood8122
3 hours ago
I have been selling on Vinted for a week and have sold 14 items - sorting through my wardrobe for more to sell and more vintage items from the attic.
 
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Iolair said:
Happy birthday for tomorrow @Lady Avonlea. I hope your entire day is filled with joy! ❤ Have a wonderful day! Tomorrow of course will be dedicated to you! Not a recipe though... I'm thinking music. Something subtle, romantic and timeless.

I'm a Scorpio though. 🦂 My birthday is October 31st.
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I am Scorpio as well but November. My mums birthday was 31 October ,and she always told us she was a white witch, which I certainly belived otherwise how did she know all my naughtyness?
 
Pekey said:
What a shame they did not make a mushroom omlette for Mummy 🦇 :m
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I thought the same thing lol, memories of our own Erin Patterson from Leongatha, I felt it could have been scripted but mummy is such a know it all arrogant bat 🦇 who knows?

I also wanted to comment when mummy 🦇 and Percy 💀arrived back and were sitting at the table Percy 💀had a look of thunder on his face, he was not happy to be back at the hellhole.

Also in the current video when FKR was making her concoction Fanny had said they had all been ill with colds etc but in her prior videos no one was appearing ill and you know how Fanny likes to make a big deal about that. Wonky timeline again 🙄

Also at one stage in the kitchen FKR was holding Galahad and Fanny said I bet you missed him last night in your bed and I thought that was odd, so has Fanny been travelling without Ratso 2 and he sleeps with Marie, nothing is normal with this bunch.
 
Now you would have thought that with all of the works going on around the Chapel they would have got someone to come in to check the ground to see where is the best place to dig. We've just put in our new Fosse Septique and we had to have a technician out to tell us where it could go with regards the soil. What am I saying, they do everything arse about face.

Aumary, ill again, exhausted himself putting up the framework for his workshop. No hope for the Grand Salon is there.

A Marie 'cure all', imagine being at that spar with those two stinking of garlic plus the screeching :sick: , delightful. Not to feel left out Trixie arrives with an entire shopping trolley of food (that's enough for a weeks worth of guest meals), how convenient that they had to book a room. 'I love you' she says, .................silence was the reply, cue crickets.

So, Mummy doesn't know her mushrooms. I pick the Rosé des Prés mushrooms but I've never seen one that big.

The Lasagne............................................................................................................!

Scratching the bottom of the barrel for content for sure.
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Happy birthday month the @Iolair and @Lady Avonlea, just seen this and though of you two.

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JackSpratt said:
Not to feel left out Trixie arrives with an entire shopping trolley of food (that's enough for a weeks worth of guest meals), how convenient that they had to book a room. 'I love you' she says, .................silence was the reply, cue crickets.
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That was the strangest thing...... two old girls going on a "girls spa date" and along comes wig on a stick with food!! :oops:
Fanny must have not liked what they had for room service there at the hotel for she can spend on herself when she wants too!!
I wouldn't mind betting that Snorts had his lunch there with them...... he does not like to be left out !!!

So...... is Snorts going to Morocco ??
I can't wait for another show stopping scene of him in the desert with his umbrella !

 
Fleur du mal said:
Was just going to post this too! :)
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How do you get a code?
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Iolair said:
Happy birthday for tomorrow @Lady Avonlea. I hope your entire day is filled with joy! ❤ Have a wonderful day! Tomorrow of course will be dedicated to you! Not a recipe though... I'm thinking music. Something subtle, romantic and timeless.

I'm a Scorpio though. 🦂 My birthday is October 31st.
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Happy Birthday Month to you both!! 🎁🎈🎂🎊
 
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Lady Avonlea said:
Happy Birthday fellow Libran🎉🥳👯‍♂️🍾🥂🎂
What special recipe do you have in mind for my birthday tomorrow (it's a BIGGIE for me) because, just like Fanny, it's all about ME ME ME!!! I enjoy sticky toffee pudding (without the dates), but please don't ask Snorty for the recipe of his lasagna slop.
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Happy birthday 🎉🎂🍾🥂 @Lady Avonlea have a fabulous day... stretch it to a month and glow with our other Librans. Himself is a Libran and his day of birth is fast looming.
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Pekey said:
What a shame they did not make a mushroom omlette for Mummy 🦇 :m
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The size of that mushroom in her hand it would have served an entire guest dinner for 6 - entrèe, plat and dessert - on the shitholes usual meagre servings.
 
Iolair said:
Come one come all!

Seeing as greedy Fanny has a week long birthday, several years ago I decided to do one better and have an entire birthday month! So here it is, October and My Official Birthday Month. This time round each day I have decided to share with you all, as by way of gifts for you, the wonderful and brilliant friends who post here... music, jokes, film and tv recommendations, comedy skits, recipes, things that tickle my fancy and might tickle yours, some asmr, some chateau related shite, funny images, and lots more so...

Welcome to Day 1 of My Official BIRTHDAY Month! 🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂
Let's begining with a recipe for Marie, in the hopes that she might actually cook something decent, delightful and delicious for dessert. Enjoy!


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Happy birthday month! It's my birthday month too! :LOL:
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HalcyonOrganic said:
it will affect your account if the person you invite is causing mischief.

oh it will. Me and Jules have been there…

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Oh no, what were the consequences?
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Iolair said:
Happy birthday for tomorrow @Lady Avonlea. I hope your entire day is filled with joy! ❤ Have a wonderful day! Tomorrow of course will be dedicated to you! Not a recipe though... I'm thinking music. Something subtle, romantic and timeless.

I'm a Scorpio though. 🦂 My birthday is October 31st.
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🦂🦂 band together
 
Iolair said:
And here's Snorts checking out the hallmark, because naturally he wishes to know if it's real silver or some cheap knock-off, which he won't wear of course, now he's rich and infamous. He does this with everything. Just watch! Picks up a plate, turn it over to see if it's really French porcelain. Picks up a piece of silverware to check it's a known brand, sterling or plate. Reads the labels of clothing, not as we all might to check the laundering instructions, but to check if it's made by a designer. Always gauging the worth of things. Someone should tell him, you don't make a show of doing this if the object is a gift. You just bleeping don't. In fact, you don't do it at all unless you're a professional antiques dealer or expert. Someone should tell him it's tacky.

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Big Ratso is learning on the job - he does his fieldwork at the brocantes, touching, fondling & googling. - Iolair, he's STUDYING !! Btw, those hands close up, with Granny's ring are gross, a eunoch's no less, even Nicholas Fauxpants can't compare....
Eurrrgh, standing outside the chapel with the drain plans, saying "WE don't know yet.." little Miss Knownothing.

Just to say @Iolair if you could nudge your personal advent a bit closer to the real one, it will blot out the CD trash events of December & we'll have our very own Tattle Advent.
 
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