The Chateau Diaries #330 Nothing that you buy Stephanie is useable, that includes Philip

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Seeing as greedy Fanny has a week long birthday, several years ago I decided to do one better and have an entire birthday month! So here it is, October and My Official Birthday Month. This time round each day I have decided to share with you all, as by way of gifts for you, the wonderful and brilliant friends who post here... music, jokes, film and tv recommendations, comedy skits, recipes, things that tickle my fancy and might tickle yours, some asmr, some chateau related shite, funny images, and lots more so...

Welcome to Day 1 of My Official BIRTHDAY Month! 🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂
Let's begining with a recipe for Marie, in the hopes that she might actually cook something decent, delightful and delicious for dessert. Enjoy!




Oh my God, didn’t you have birthday already like a year ago?
 
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In case it might help sleep with your head raised more than usual to sleep until the pain lessens and swelling down.
Try putting a hot water bottle on your feet. The heat will help distract your brain to another location. Although it sounds a bit bonkers I have spent time , too much time.. at a pain clinic , and this advice has helped in occasion . Also rather than huffing puffing fidgeting we are supposed to welcome the pain, acknowledge it but then try focusing really hard on another area away from the pain .
When we are in pain we tend to scrunch up towards the pain , this is normal but not particularly helpful 🤗
Sorry if this is unwelcome but pain is pretty awful and if one little thing helps then it’s worth it.
Really hope tomorrow is an easier day .
Thank you I will try this especially the feet one. All suggestions welcome xxxx
 


What person sees tradespeople working and doesn’t jump out of bed put on jeans, a jumper and shoes but instead runs out in her dressing gown. I can see why she’s the talk of the village and it makes me think she goes back to bed after filming. Fanny has lots of issues being a narcissist is only one of them.

Plus with all the money spent on the chapel why wouldn’t they have done a Geo survey before before any work commenced? If they knew Granite was everywhere on the ground?
 
This is a great example! It Rouen Cathedral in Normandy. They do a light show to alow visitors to see what the cathedral actually looked like in the Middle Ages. View attachment 3196302 q

The first time I saw it, I was with Mr. Io, who took a step back and said "Whoa bitchin!" But many of the old buildings in Rouen are painted like this. I used to think it paint on steroids, but now I love it. Slap me down, but I love Fanny's restored chapel as well. Everyone who's said it was garish or ugly, I have to respectfully disagree. It's exactly how it's supposed to be. How she got the money to restore it, well that's a different story and one that I condemn.
Judging a restoration by anachronistic standards strikes me as very problematic.
The only problem with Jarvis' resto of the chapel is that it is literally fiddling while Rome burns. It's also an Isabelle priority, for reasons unknown, and an association with aristo France, always deeply Catholic, along with such snobbery as naming your son after medieval kings like Amaury. According to Clara, Isabelle got Frank and Ivo to leave by whoring for the chapel -- free electrician work from the father of the demented homophobic volunteer who was harassing them. She was whoring for the chapel for free repairs with the old chapel restorer by flirting, as she did with the old farmer for upstairs wallpapering and garden irrigation (still not complete, get those octogenarian tatas out).
It is literally and certifiably insane to spend half a million Euros on the chapel when the ancient part of the chateau is literally falling down, and has been for 20 years, and there's no heat. Ditto worsening the damp problem in the kitchen corridor by sealing it in with carcinogenic bitumen.
That the chapel was done correctly is a miracle. It probably should not have been.
I think she did it because she realized she could raise money independently of Patreon funds, a new kind of grift in which she could enlist the power of God and the Nadaillacs. The grift is the thrill. I think this third form of fundraising is the point, and she will be deploying it for all the other reno the place needs.
Thank you for the beautiful and intelligeent pic of Rouen Cathedral as it would have been.
People who prefer the 500 years of incense grease on the Sistine Chapel paintings are the same type who backed scrubbing the Elgin marbles with Brillo pads. After stealing them in the first place.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/nov/12/helenasmith
 
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Wonder when those library steps were picked up? Same auction as the conference room table or perhaps Cognac!

He'll be placing his nickie nackie shite on them to style them.
They aren’t made to function as actual steps. Those are the cheap, nasty repops that shops like the Bombay Company used to sell to those wishing to tart up an empty corner of the booed-waar. If the Wonder Wig tries to climb it there will be a tragedy. On second thought, PhiPhi that curtain rod above the upstairs window needs fluffing. Do be a dear and use your little steppie poos to fix it. Out the window he goes and poof begone

 
What person sees tradespeople working and doesn’t jump out of bed put on jeans, a jumper and shoes but instead runs out in her dressing gown. I can see why she’s the talk of the village and it makes me think she goes back to bed after filming. Fanny has lots of issues being a narcissist is only one of them.

Plus with all the money spent on the chapel why wouldn’t they have done a Geo survey before before any work commenced? If they knew Granite was everywhere on the ground?
My thoughts exactly. The 20 THOUSAND euro survey was supposed to be very.exacting. If he is inured.the patrons should be seeking a claim as he has missed too much. Another Fanny lie me thinks. It's shocking . Even here three men waste another day digging holes, Davey must waste his time. Useless Snorts adding nothing.
Oh never mind Fanny is off for a spa day.
 
Anyone who has watched the chateau diaries for years KNOWS there is granite all over the place, around the chapel, Fanny, Dan, Amuary, Davey struggling with the digger in numerous vlogs. Not rocket science to follow the heating system and where ducts went "discovered" by Selmar and Antoine 2020 ??
Just returned watched this from 27 mins. SHOCKING accident with cherry picker caused the original discovery" luckily not the demise of stone mason fixing the chapel guttering".
 
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Why are we even doubting the truth of what the patreon says about Phillip when we have proof of exactly what this person says…
We literally have pictures of him from Patreon days closing Lancelot’s mouth and covering his mouth and nose and roughing him around.

For a group who are brought together by their shared dislike of Stephanie Jarvis and her clan, some of you are way too lenient with them 🙄

I just read news of my stupid government starting a war… and now even reading tattle is no escape and has become frustrating 😣😣😣
I agree. We know the fucker is an animal abuser, we have proof. Whoever the "patron" is let them be and let them do their spreading of the truth. Phillip Janssen is an animal abuser and his old girl is an accomplice.

Sweetheart, take care of yourself. I am so sorry for you and your relatives. I am so sorry for the world. xxx
 
I think Philip beats the dog. There’s just something about him. He’s very controlling. He’s very insistent on getting his way. He probably yells a lot. Take note Fanny the way he treats the dog is the way he treats you.
Absolutely. I think loser abusive Phillip is treating the even tinier money maker 2.0 in the exact same manner as Ratso 1.0 when the cameras is not filming. ” He has to learn.” ” He had to behave.” I think Stephanie didn’t give a tit how abusive loser Philip was towards annoying Ratso 1.0, and is towards the newest little money maker because it makes the dog like her better when the gruesome twosome are together filming and she doesn’t care about anyone but herself. Abusive Phillip probably thinks it is best to intimidate, bully, and teach the even tinier moneymaker 2.0 how to “ behave” immediately as a young puppy. Stephanie will just look the other way or laugh off the abuse.

I can see Philip flicking the puppy’s ears, squeezing the puppy’s paws, yelling at the dog for peeing or pooping in the dump, squeezing the dog if it struggles or does not want to be carried or held, for wanting attention to go to the bathroom, etc. ( I think the tattler who commented that the puppy probably needed to use the bathroom and was trying to tell Philip as it was anxiously tapping his shoulder while loser Philip was driving the car.)

I bet he has held the puppy upside down in the air and squeezed his nose and mouth if he started to whine or bark if loser Phillip is on his laptop, etc. I think one of the reasons they keep him tethered all the time when he is inside the dump is to keep the dog from peeing or pooping indoors because the dog will not want to soil the tiny area it is allowed to roam. They also want to break the dog’s spirit. Stephanie likes to scare the dog with the fake stuffed dogs and allowing the loser guest to pop up and down behind the couch scaring/ agitating the puppy. She screeches at the puppy to amp it up for filming or 30 seconds of play and then ignores it or crams the puppy into the arms of anyone at the Dump.

She hasn’t put it on camera, but I bet she has tethered the dog by it’s lead to the stake Percy put in the yard outside the kitchen and probably leaves the dog there as punishment or to get him away from her for a couple of hours,

Domineering, controlling Phillip is always holding the dog and not allowing thg dog any autonomy or freedom of movement. The gruesome twosome don’t allow the dog to nap and expect the dog to conform to their chaotic selfish schedule. They are always dragging the dog around and manhandling the dog when it is absolutely exhausted and needs to sleep. They did the same thing to Ratso 1.0.

He did not like Ratso and did not want a second dog. Stephanie only wants to be with the dog while she is filming or When she can use the dog as an excuse not have to speak to the bed and breakfast guests. I think the rest of the time, either at the dump, or when traveling, the dog is the responsibility of loser Phillip. You heard Stephanie disparagingly order Philip a couple of times to take the dog outside to pee when they were waiting in the Porsche to travel back to France. Stephanie watched a movie on her cell phone and loser Philip was tasked with holding the dog, I thought it was despicable that Stephanie left the new tiny dog at the dump with loser Philip as she went on her “mini break.“ She is well aware that Phillip is openly abusive to dogs, she just doesn’t care.

Speculation, alternate theory, could loser Philip‘s long nails have internally punctured the throat of Ratso 1.0 as he was clamping the dog’s mouth shut? Did he ever press this nails into the dog’s throat as he clamped the dog ‘s mouth shut?
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Is passive aggressive “ you can’t tell me what to do but send me money “ Stephanie posting a storyline about a mushroom because cd viewers posted several comments warning her that many different types of mushrooms could be poisonous/ fatal to moneymaker 2.0?
 
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Absolutely. I think loser abusive Phillip is treating the even tinier money maker 2.0 in the exact same manner as Ratso 1.0 when the cameras is not filming. ” He has to learn.” ” He had to behave.” I think Stephanie didn’t give a tit how abusive loser Philip was towards annoying Ratso 1.0, and is towards the newest little money maker because it makes the dog like her better when the gruesome twosome are together filming and she doesn’t care about anyone but herself. Abusive Phillip probably thinks it is best to intimidate, bully, and teach the even tinier moneymaker 2.0 how to “ behave” immediately as a young puppy. Stephanie will just look the other way or laugh off the abuse.

I can see Philip flicking the puppy’s ears, squeezing the puppy’s paws, yelling at the dog for peeing or pooping in the dump, squeezing the dog if it struggles or does not want to be carried or held, for wanting attention to go to the bathroom, etc. ( I think the tattler who commented that the puppy probably needed to use the bathroom and was trying to tell Philip as it was anxiously tapping his shoulder while loser Philip was driving the car.)

I bet he has held the puppy upside down in the air and squeezed his nose and mouth if he started to whine or bark if loser Phillip is on his laptop, etc. I think one of the reasons they keep him tethered all the time when he is inside the dump is to keep the dog from peeing or pooping indoors because the dog will not want to soil the tiny area it is allowed to roam. They also want to break the dog’s spirit. Stephanie likes to scare the dog with the fake stuffed dogs and allowing the loser guest to pop up and down behind the couch scaring/ agitating the puppy. She screeches at the puppy to amp it up for filming or 30 seconds of play and then ignores it or crams the puppy into the arms of anyone at the Dump.

She hasn’t put it on camera, but I bet she has tethered the dog by it’s lead to the stake Percy put in the yard outside the kitchen and probably leaves the dog there as punishment or to get him away from her for a couple of hours,

Domineering, controlling Phillip is always holding the dog and not allowing thg dog any autonomy or freedom of movement. The gruesome twosome don’t allow the dog to nap and expect the dog to conform to their chaotic selfish schedule. They are always dragging the dog around and manhandling the dog when it is absolutely exhausted and needs to sleep. They did the same thing to Ratso 1.0.

He did not like Ratso and did not want a second dog. Stephanie only wants to be with the dog while she is filming or When she can use the dog as an excuse not have to speak to the bed and breakfast guests. I think the rest of the time, either at the dump, or when traveling, the dog is the responsibility of loser Phillip. You heard Stephanie disparagingly order Philip a couple of times to take the dog outside to pee when they were waiting in the Porsche to travel back to France. Stephanie watched a movie on her cell phone and loser Philip was tasked with holding the dog, I thought it was despicable that Stephanie left the new tiny dog at the dump with loser Philip as she went on her “mini break.“ She is well aware that Phillip is openly abusive to dogs, she just doesn’t care.

Speculation, alternate theory, could loser Philip‘s long nails have internally punctured the throat of Ratso 1.0 as he was clamping the dog’s mouth shut? Did he ever press this nails into the dog’s throat as he clamped the dog ‘s mouth shut?
WARNING: Gross comment ahead

Another hint that he and Stephanie Jarvis don't sleep together are his long fingernails. Long finger nails on the male partner can lead to some very nasty internal injuries to the female partner. Male rapists are swabbed under their fingernails for obvious reasons. Believe me, it's a fact!
 
Love Amanda & Lincoln from Our French Chateau demonstrating the proper way to lay a French drain. I knew the system was invented by a New Englander named French. I will look forward to seeing the Lalande chapel French drain improperly installed whilst Fanny will wax poetic about what a brilliant Parisian French architect invented it. Also props to Permasmile for the passive aggressive dig at Lalanders perhaps smoking pot amongst the peacocks.
 
Come one come all!

Seeing as greedy Fanny has a week long birthday, several years ago I decided to do one better and have an entire birthday month! So here it is, October and My Official Birthday Month. This time round each day I have decided to share with you all, as by way of gifts for you, the wonderful and brilliant friends who post here... music, jokes, film and tv recommendations, comedy skits, recipes, things that tickle my fancy and might tickle yours, some asmr, some chateau related shite, funny images, and lots more so...

Welcome to Day 1 of My Official BIRTHDAY Month! 🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂
Let's begining with a recipe for Marie, in the hopes that she might actually cook something decent, delightful and delicious for dessert. Enjoy!



Happy Birthday fellow Libran🎉🥳👯‍♂️🍾🥂🎂
What special recipe do you have in mind for my birthday tomorrow (it's a BIGGIE for me) because, just like Fanny, it's all about ME ME ME!!! I enjoy sticky toffee pudding (without the dates), but please don't ask Snorty for the recipe of his lasagna slop.
 
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