The Chateau Diaries #325 Couldn't get the dog's ashes in the same country, got new one in another country

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Besides twitching, picking at her face, sticking her tongue out, forgetting her teeth, crouching like a flying monkey and hiding behind curtains.....what the actual duck does she do? Is she an attorney?
I have never been sure about whether or not she is qualified in any aspect of Law. I know some people believe she is. I think we saw something which stated that she studied or was going to study Law. She ended up as Head of Finance in a tech (?) company. She was made redundant, I think, and hence probably got a large pay off and her salary had probably been high. Fanny and IJ took her to a meeting with the Mayor. People thought that was because she was a lawyer. I tend to think she probably just knew more about business than Fanny, which is nothing special, most of us might! I am willing to stand corrected, but is there any proof that she actually qualified as a lawyer?
 
I think Andrew is probably hanging around in France for the wedding as he seemed to be very friendly with Chantal and Stephen, no doubt starting with them all working in/owning, nursing homes.

I was wondering if Andrew isn't even a relative of Chantal and Stephen. They used to stay with the puffs instead of lalande and the puffs went out of their, providing them with embroidered bath robes etc.
 
For some reason I’ve been thinking Scotchette was on here but did a flounce or some such behavior. You’re right though. She shows up in the comments and is very anti-Fanny until someone comes along with real life experience of the Jarvis Crime Family then they go on the attack. And Scotchette wonders why they’re seen as a flying monkey. There’s definitely something suss there. By the way, is the referral code still required and wasn’t that for all of Tattle Life, or just us?
I also seem to remember a scotchette, or some such name, here on tattle. And them having a strop about something and flouncing off. Was dragmirnoff (?) involved in one of their many guises? I thought the referral code was for the entirety of tattle, there's far more heated and derogatory discussions than this CD one!
 
Trust me that idiot wouldn't survive a day...sesame seed and lots of chickens *wink, wink* ...I asked myself a few times why I disliked someone so much I had never met...there must be something about him
I understand totally! I am not a violent person in the least but, I find myself grinning at the thought of sesame seed and chicken meals. There is definitely something about him...
 
God wouldn't you be embarrassed if that was the best gigolo you could score.
🧵 🧵 🧵 Thread nom. I've been thinking this so long but never articulated it so well. Imagine going around in public with that thing.
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Thank you @tuffiti. ❤

While Stephanie is raking in the money, Philip won't leave her. She is his meal ticket and more. There is no way this failed singer, actor, poodle fakir could ever enjoy the lifestyle that he currently does.

Just watch him in the window reflections while she films. His body language is one of totally smug arrogance.
My theory is he realized his life as a rock star/rent boy was done by the time he started to lose his hair. He realized he had to switch (!) to Plan B.
 
@user-vk7zr9uc6g
13 hours ago
CHICKEN COOP has not enough ventilation. Your future chickens will not go into it or stay over night. the huge necessity with chickens is ventilation, ventilation, ventilation, vastly more important than security !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Route_du_ChAteau
13 hours ago
Agree


jamessudek2125
14 hours ago
The ashes of Lancelot reminded her of her dog and she couldn't function but walking the exact copy of Lancelot doesn't? Nauseating. When do I get to see Emory complain about laborers who don't do things they aren't paid to do because he so rich he works for free again?


@LaReynedEpee
10 hours ago
Galahad an exact copy? I don't think so. Different colour, size, personality. What an odd thing to say. And why do you assume Amaury

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@caroleharden3055
8 hours ago
WTF is that nasty comment for???
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@liro6767
14 hours ago
Hoarders-Chateau Lalande edition.
 
He is thank you, that was 4 hours I don't ever want repeated. He's one in a million;

Quite hot out there today and on top of the emergency yesterday he's been out in the back garden all week with the builder putting our new fosse septique in. They're on the final stages of getting the pipework in, then we have to get it inspected.

A large part of my back garden has been dug up. Deep joy but it will grow back.
I kinda like the gold disco ball dress.
.....oh God does that make me a bleep?😀
MsMuir, unlike Fanny, I bet you have the boobs to wear that dress! Also you would clean and press it!
 
Just to clarify, I decided to block Philip our fake vet after all. If anything because of the way he talked about the actual vet who treated Lancelot. Veterinarians are under a lot of pressure and suicide numbers are high. There was a reply to his hateful comments which gave me the impression said vet was aware of his comments...

(I'm not having a great week so getting that bloody patreon video uploaded with all the issues emalm is giving me hasn't been high on my to do list, sorry)
Thank you for your great work on behalf of Lancelot. We appreciate it. Hope your week gets better.
 
@bjbutton57
14 hours ago
Yep, she’s a hoarder.
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@sharronr
14 hours ago
How are you going to keep water out of the run when it rains. I sure the chickens will go inside during rain but if the rain runs into their run it will be a muddy mess for them.

ableaquariums5480
14 hours ago
I always enjoy how Philip is interested in your wardrobe,it reminds me of me and my wife. I thought I was the only man who enjoyed it.

EPEE IS A JACKASS
@LaReynedEpee
10 hours ago
Funny how there's regularly people commenting about "what happened to the chickens". What is this all about? If you know something happened, why don't you also know what happened? Hmm.

@MYJ61
14 hours ago (edited)
I love Phillip’s incredulous response to Stephanie’s looking for empathy with the robes. Stephanie “I need to keep this.” Phillip “Do you?” Stephanie “I’m being ruthless!” Phillip “Are you?”


@deloresleach9251
15 hours ago
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who is Honey, hope i got the name right. What does she do.
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This person is also a jackass.

@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
Stephanie is a middle-aged, educated woman whose family has a long history of dog ownership. As you can see, they live on a large country estate in the middle of nowhere. So, I'm sure she doesn't need to be told by you that her miniature puppy has small lungs, he needs clean air, or when he should be left with someone else. Furthermore, she said that she sneezes whenever she starts "clearing through clothes." She didn't say she was sneezing because of the room. And, as you have acknowledged, "this looks like a normal room." The space has a window, a polished desk, empty dusted bookcases, and the white wooden floor also looks clean, with a bed made for the puppy on it. I cannot understand why you think that you have the right to be so rude and patronising to another adult.
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PHILLIP LIKES THE DRESS FOR HIMSELF, NOT STEPHANIE.
@mommashawna707
9 hours ago
Oh come on now Phillip, we know darn well that you like that 1960s dress for the super plunged neckline.
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@Helen-us1ly
12 hours ago
The gazebo is the only project of Davies that I like,he may be a plant expert but he has questionable taste.


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@caroleharden3055
9 hours ago
Is that anything to do with you??
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@bjbutton57
14 hours ago
Yep, she’s a hoarder.View attachment 3137313 q

@sharronr
14 hours ago
How are you going to keep water out of the run when it rains. I sure the chickens will go inside during rain but if the rain runs into their run it will be a muddy mess for them.

ableaquariums5480
14 hours ago
I always enjoy how Philip is interested in your wardrobe,it reminds me of me and my wife. I thought I was the only man who enjoyed it.

EPEE IS A JACKASS
@LaReynedEpee
10 hours ago
Funny how there's regularly people commenting about "what happened to the chickens". What is this all about? If you know something happened, why don't you also know what happened? Hmm.

@MYJ61
14 hours ago (edited)
I love Phillip’s incredulous response to Stephanie’s looking for empathy with the robes. Stephanie “I need to keep this.” Phillip “Do you?” Stephanie “I’m being ruthless!” Phillip “Are you?”


@deloresleach9251
15 hours ago
View attachment 3137314 qwho is Honey, hope i got the name right. What does she do.
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This person is also a jackass.

@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
Stephanie is a middle-aged, educated woman whose family has a long history of dog ownership. As you can see, they live on a large country estate in the middle of nowhere. So, I'm sure she doesn't need to be told by you that her miniature puppy has small lungs, he needs clean air, or when he should be left with someone else. Furthermore, she said that she sneezes whenever she starts "clearing through clothes." She didn't say she was sneezing because of the room. And, as you have acknowledged, "this looks like a normal room." The space has a window, a polished desk, empty dusted bookcases, and the white wooden floor also looks clean, with a bed made for the puppy on it. I cannot understand why you think that you have the right to be so rude and patronising to another adult.
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PHILLIP LIKES THE DRESS FOR HIMSELF, NOT STEPHANIE.
@mommashawna707
9 hours ago
Oh come on now Phillip, we know darn well that you like that 1960s dress for the super plunged neckline.View attachment 3137322 q
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@Helen-us1ly
12 hours ago
The gazebo is the only project of Davies that I like,he may be a plant expert but he has questionable taste.


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@caroleharden3055
9 hours ago
Is that anything to do with you??
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Sparrowdean is certainly PJ or Fanny. I think they also used another name that translated as sparrow. His tone is very recognisable.
 
Sparrowdean is certainly PJ or Fanny. I think they also used another name that translated as sparrow. His tone is very recognisable.

Dutch sparrow:

 
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