The Chateau Diaries #325 Couldn't get the dog's ashes in the same country, got new one in another country

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It’s very easy for me to say as an interested observer but I would have been tempted to let the spurious vet remain and if as you suspect the genuine vet was aware of the comments, it could have led to legal action for defamation. I understand completely your reasons for the blocking as it took a lot of courage for you to make and upload the video but it would be so satisfying to see one of the phonies (whether someone from the shittoo or a delusional fan) get their come uppance. Well done for doing what you did but do not let anything or anyone make you feel uncomfortable or leave you feeling apprehensive of your actions. Remember you told the truth so do not feel intimidated by anyone.

Thank you. I'd love to see that happen actually, but it didn't feel right to leave it up for all to view and possibly believe that commenter is a vet.
I 'hid' that user, so I think the comments will show up again if I un-blacklist him - in case that would be useful in future ;).
 
Art Nouveau, how many times can she say it. I thought she didn't like it.
OMG...... she is trying to rope in old Ollie to come down and look at some Art Nouveau vases !
Ollie is not well and that bloody old witch is trying to manipulate him to come to LaLaLande...... that is the last thing he should do!
Cami .... I hope you read here ...... do Not let him go back to the Falling Down Castle and Fanny.
I am not a great fan of Ollie but I do think he needs to be with his own family ..... he has issues and Fanny is the last thing he needs!
 
Who is this other Kat she speaks of?????

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Very happy to read that Mr. JackSpratt is up and about again after his horrendous brush with dodgy food. He's got a generous soul does your Mr. JackSpratt. Hope he's drinking lots of water. 🫂

He is thank you, that was 4 hours I don't ever want repeated. He's one in a million;

Quite hot out there today and on top of the emergency yesterday he's been out in the back garden all week with the builder putting our new fosse septique in. They're on the final stages of getting the pipework in, then we have to get it inspected.

A large part of my back garden has been dug up. Deep joy but it will grow back.
 
Thank you @tuffiti. ❤

While Stephanie is raking in the money, Philip won't leave her. She is his meal ticket and more. There is no way this failed singer, actor, poodle fakir could ever enjoy the lifestyle that he currently does.

Just watch him in the window reflections while she films. His body language is one of totally smug arrogance.

That was a interesting study of Snorts in the Patreon Vid !!!

Thank you Tuffiti.

While watching that prancing peacock with a small bat 🦇on a lead I was wondering how a woman of 50 can honestly like the company of that revolting pounce ????
Fanny must know that other adults, like the couple she was with in Vichy think of him.
Surely she must wonder what they think of Her with him too!
Prancing around with his bun and a hat talking about antiques and yet has Never had a proper job besides being a very sad third rate Gigolo !
Fanny must know the adults are laughing behind her back ..... but not only at her third rate gigolo but the state of her "Chateau" ..... they all know its a bloody mess and about to fall down and yet there she is trying to show off about how Fancy she is !
What a joke. :LOL:
 
Just downsizing, throwing away things I've been toteing around for decades, including all the papers of my life's work except those I'm donating to people who dance when I talk to them. My parent's calling cards from the 1960s, Mr. and Mrs. William Gaillard Budd IV. My mother's 2004 tax papers. Saint Deucy's collar. Two cartons of books are all that come with me. And the Elegua icon guarding the door.
Thinking of Jarvis and her ever-growing mountain of tit. My narc couldn't throw anything away.
I feel so light. Very light. So light.
My little pile of trash and Stephanie Jarvis' ever-increasing mountain of aspirational tragic French granny tat made me think of Noddy Boffin.
For the book club, Noddy Boffin is one of Dickens' great supporting actor protagonists. In Our Mutual Friend (Dickens' masterpiece, his last completed novel, and the BBC's masterpiece, in its 1998 series), Noddy is the king of London dustmen and lives in a house on the massive mountain of London's garbage. John Harmon's fortune, which floats through the book like one of the Thames floaters with which Dickens opens this amazing novel, floats on to the illiterate Noddy at one point. How he spends and shares, the fortune, and how graciously he accepts its loss when it moves on, makes him one of Dickens' most unsentimental good guys. What a book.
Stephanie is Noddy Boffin's evil twin. Mountain of garbage. New money. Badly spent. Noddy used his to learn how to read, but that's a whole nother story Jarvis will never read.
 
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Could the twitchy babbling bleach job be there to write up a prenup for them. I won't believe that she's not there 'on business', she's been too much ferreting about in the background.
Besides twitching, picking at her face, sticking her tongue out, forgetting her teeth, crouching like a flying monkey and hiding behind curtains.....what the actual duck does she do? Is she an attorney?
 
Did the question of a passport for the dog get resolved? Did she use Lancelot passport for Galahad? Or did the breeder get one organised? All very strange.
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The movement of animals between countries has very strict guidelines and procedures so they would not get away with using Lancelot’s old passport. The breeder must have organised one with his unique chip details. Which gives more support to the argument that buying Galahad was not a spur of the moment decision as they said but had been planned for quite a while before they collected him. Lancelot —- who he?

And I am surprised that the black lace robe with the wtf fur collar?!? was discarded so readily it would have been perfect for Fanny when she does her grieving widow act, which I’m sure will make an appearance soon in another money seeking vlog.

Another aspect I find curious is they take the car all over Western Europe but they chose to fly when picking up a new puppy. Why subject it to the stress of flying when you can drive up there and back as they've done countless times for other useless shite?
 
billybudd, did you keep your Mummy's 1970's Big Bird Dress?
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Or your Little House on the Praire Milk Maid Dress
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What about this gold disco ball beauty cut down to the waist, flashing your tits
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Or keep Mummy's 50 year old polkadot leprechun dress from the 80's?
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Fanny, I can't believe you tossed out this black fur & lace neglige because you already have one.
You should have given it to Snorty so you could dress up like twins. Kinky!
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Fanny, you poor princess; you had to make your dress costume at uni. Luckily it still fits and you are keeping it. It's paaaaaaarfect to wear to your cousin's upcoming wedding, and eventually you can be laid out wearing it your pauper's funeral in the Disney chapel.
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Yessssss, yessssss. yesssssssssssss. I kep it ALL.
 
Once you see Scotchette show up, you know it’s just a matter of time before she turns a forum into a personal tit show

@scotchette
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Scotchette was very vehemently anti-Fanny in the comments, but he/she was also making some of the most bonkers speculation I've seen and getting angry when people were not taking it as fact.
 
That was a interesting study of Snorts in the Patreon Vid !!!

Thank you Tuffiti.

While watching that prancing peacock with a small bat 🦇on a lead I was wondering how a woman of 50 can honestly like the company of that revolting pounce ????
Fanny must know that other adults, like the couple she was with in Vichy think of him.
Surely she must wonder what they think of Her with him too!
Prancing around with his bun and a hat talking about antiques and yet has Never had a proper job besides being a very sad third rate Gigolo !
Fanny must know the adults are laughing behind her back ..... but not only at her third rate gigolo but the state of her "Chateau" ..... they all know its a bloody mess and about to fall down and yet there she is trying to show off about how Fancy she is !
What a joke. :LOL:
God wouldn't you be embarrassed if that was the best gigolo you could score. The amount he is creaming off our rosacea ridden hag you would have thought she could have got someone with charisma or at least somebody good looking. The chinless, liver lipped, pube is sexually repugnant all softy and fleshy. What I have also noticed is they don't have fun, when was the last time your saw Fanny belly laugh-it is quite simply bleeping weird
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Besides twitching, picking at her face, sticking her tongue out, forgetting her teeth, crouching like a flying monkey and hiding behind curtains.....what the actual duck does she do? Is she an attorney?
She is a sad little creature isn't she
 
It does my head in, the sheer uselessness of them all!

The other unemployable one that I now would like to punch, is her daaaaarling cuz. Just how long has he been overthinking that sodding bedroom? Took him a friggin week to take the tiny bathroom floor up.

Yesterday afternoon Mr Spratt installed a new electric water heater for some friends (emergency job) as theirs had packed up so no heat or hotwater. He drove 40 min to collect the heater, an hour to their house and then took out the old one drilled a hole through a stone wall, hung the new one, wired it up. Left here at 3.30pm got home at 8.30PM. Can't imagine cuz being capable of that, he'd still be perfecting the hole through the wall.

That's what gets me neither of them have any concept of what a days work is.
You also have to consider that armoire will be hampered in perfecting the hole in the wall because Thrush will be trying to push something through from the other side... 🤢
 
I think Andrew is probably hanging around in France for the wedding as he seemed to be very friendly with Chantal and Stephen, no doubt starting with them all working in/owning, nursing homes.

Interesting that in his "vet" comments, PJ mentioned the possibility that Lancelot played with a sharp peacock feather. They never supervised him and he was often outside on his own but it was PJ himself who was collecting up the feathers and I can well imagine him and Fanny thinking it was fun to encourage L to play with them. Those comments on the Lancelot video, strongly suggest to me that they are well aware of their guilt.
 
God wouldn't you be embarrassed if that was the best gigolo you could score. The amount he is creaming off our rosacea ridden hag you would have thought she could have got someone with charisma or at least somebody good looking. The chinless, liver lipped, pube is sexually repugnant all softy and fleshy. What I have also noticed is they don't have fun, when was the last time your saw Fanny belly laugh-it is quite simply bleeping weird
Exactly......... if you are buying a boyfriend ........ buy a bloody handsome one!!!
You are right ..... Fanny has never had a big old belly laugh with Snorts.
 
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