The Chateau Diaries #325 Couldn't get the dog's ashes in the same country, got new one in another country

[Seeingitasitis]

Nobody asked, but I phoned Ruby to find out how the new dog, HaditGahd, is getting on. Ruby reports that they have made friends and he is trying to be supportive as the new, smaller dog negotiates vertigo as he is held at great height, motion sickness as he is swung round in Fanny's Gucci bag and nausea from being passed round person to person in a never ending merry-go-round of unwanted attention, faces being poked into his and screeching voices, (especially Fanny's). He is not keen on Marie's cooking or Hanni walking him as she is the only one up in the morning - despite what Fanny says. The dog complained that the only words he hears are Lancelot, monetize, raising funds in his memory and the sweepstake they have started to see how many fools buy stars for the chapel in honour of the predecessor dog. Ruby has explained the importance of Sir Galahad shitting under the stove and in areas that a) Ruby cannot reach himself and b) areas where the cleaners never reach. Weeing in the laundry room - preferably on clean, newly folded and better still, ironed laundry is the standard at which SG should aim.

 

[Pyke]

Don't know why this appeared on my you tube, but look at the state of the Chapel, I am sure many have seen this before, I have and forgotten how bad it was.

 

[mrsp67]

Several things as I was scrolling through this entire thread, looking for all of your books suggestions to save, My husband is super happy that I’m turned off, porcelain for the time being but snorts had me looking at lamps and lampshades at HomeGoods. Thank goodness I only came away with a little cute ghost with a pink bow in her hair.
Welcome to new people or lurking people we are glad you found us! As for a failing group, we have only for now failed to bring Fanny down. We have unmasked her grift proved her guilt and exposed her for a vain, shopaholic and the shitiest animal owner in the universe.
As for Marie sigh, I’m so sad that she wasn’t trained properly and hasn’t a clue what to cook it seems a shame that Madame Jarvis who is a world traveler and used to do the cooking does not give her a menu and love bombs her into thinking she is wonderful. She actually should gather her self up and perfect two or three French country menus and do them on repeat. She then would not struggle at all. It’s a shame she’s been set up to fail. I actually was thinking truly how pitiful her meals are!!
As for you murdering experts, I know some of you follow me on insta and know where I live!! Remember Florida is a right to carry state and I exercise my second amendment right!!

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

This isn't on the FB group The Gibbon runs, christ she'd have been banned ages ago if it was. I was kicked off for just liking a comment that didn't fit the narrative.

Go Kelly Go, give em tit!

Ah, I just assumed it was from the Gibbon’s fiefdom. Does anyone know where it was originally posted. I’d like to send Kelly some flowers.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Is Amuary & Natti's wedding taking place early this week in the SoF? Fanny didn't guarantee there would be a CD tonight - only if she felt up to it, so is she offline and everything around the event is hush-hush? Has Fanny's pink phone been confiscated until the wedding is over? No photos or social media of the nuptials until the Bride & Groom post their official pics?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Fleur you would not want him around your house ....... you would never get any help from him..... hell, the barstard would not even put the bins out !

Talking of bins @Pekey how did you fare last night?
The wind got really bad just after midnight. We felt the house move as it was being buffeted.
Mr GM was up at 2.54am to put the recycling bin back up which had blown over.
It was a wild, wild night.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!
Cringe cosplay at Manor & Maker today. Keep it in your pants, Steve!

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[Fennelbug]

Hanni arrived at the shitoo just before the patron days almost 2 months ago. Hanni hides in the background like a non-verbal, part goofy-part creepy specter who has barely spoken 2 words since she arrived. There's no jumping on Fanny's bed, no magnums of champagne, no parties. Hanni rarely seems to leave the shitoo except for an odd grocery run. Other than frying her hair, lurking, mugging & smirking for the camera, drinking and hanging out with Snorty, WTF is Hanni doing at the shitoo and when is she leaving?
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Babysitting Marie?
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Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!
Cringe cosplay at Manor & Maker today. Keep it in your pants, Steve!
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Wow. Devoid of sexiness.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

I don’t know if it has been blocked or he deleted his YouTube account, but I do not see his comments anymore in the Tattle dog video comment section. Do you others see his posts?

he would frequently create accounts, make a lot of disparaging comments, and then quickly delete the account and its comments in another form similar to this..

I see responses to Phil Spurling but his comments are gone. Did @tuffiti block him? I know tuffiti said in response to a question in those comments he wasn’t deleting and only blocking the obvious trolls. Also, Scotchette is very anti-Tattle Life for someone who claims to be a Fanny critic. Were they on here before and flounced or got run off? Did you old timers on here know that Scotchette says y’all have all left and the forum has died? Must be quite the surprise to some of you. Fanny’s comment farm expenses must be climbing judging by her defenders on there.

 

[Kickintheass]

The distain when Marie asked SJ about sugar in her Date and apple cake when she resorts to meringue all the time which is 66% sugar

 

[Nettle flower]

I see responses to Phil Spurling but his comments are gone. Did @tuffiti block him? I know tuffiti said in response to a question in those comments he wasn’t deleting and only blocking the obvious trolls. Also, Scotchette is very anti-Tattle Life for someone who claims to be a Fanny critic. Were they on here before and flounced or got run off? Did you old timers on here know that Scotchette says y’all have all left and the forum has died? Must be quite the surprise to some of you. Fanny’s comment farm expenses must be climbing judging by her defenders on there.

I've not seen Tuffiti recently. Are you ok Top Tattler?

 

[M&MsMom]

New vlog coming up....MariA is back. Wonder if it is to attend the wedding of the century (Amaury & Nati)?

 

[Sparrowsfart]

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She seriously needs some tinted sunscreen. Never noticed that huge brown spot before. A hat wouldn't go amiss either.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

I called it Maria is back at the farmhouse. Pavlina will be next. I see a wedding sooner than later.??

 

[M&MsMom]

I've not seen Tuffiti recently. Are you ok Top Tattler?

She made a post this morning!

 

[ComtesseRose]

LOL. Fanny must have grown tired of Plums To Be's childish concoctions, so much for cooking school.
Maria's food is equally pretentious, but plated (somewhat) better.

 

[billybudd]

Just downsizing, throwing away things I've been toteing around for decades, including all the papers of my life's work except those I'm donating to people who dance when I talk to them. My parent's calling cards from the 1960s, Mr. and Mrs. William Gaillard Budd IV. My mother's 2004 tax papers. Saint Deucy's collar. Two cartons of books are all that come with me. And the Elegua icon guarding the door.
Thinking of Jarvis and her ever-growing mountain of tit. My narc couldn't throw anything away.
I feel so light. Very light. So light.

 

[Pekey]

Talking of bins @Pekey how did you fare last night?
The wind got really bad just after midnight. We felt the house move as it was being buffeted.
Mr GM was up at 2.54am to put the recycling bin back up which had blown over.
It was a wild, wild night.

We were fine Gertie !
Thankfully we took down two beautiful Golden Ash trees some years ago...... one nearly fell on the backyard neighbour's roof so that had to go as it had rot down the middle and was going to get worse and the other tree was planted ( by stupid Us ) too close to our house and the neighbour's pool and the roots were lifting up our path and we did not want to get sued for the pool next door in the future so down that came.
So the camellia trees were swinging in the breeze and although they are tall they do no damage! Lost a lot of flowers sadly.
So glad to read you only had the bin go over ( I hope it was empty !!! ) and no tall trees down.
It was a wild night for sure !! Still windy this morning Gertie.
Hold on to your hat !!!

 

[Gertrude Maud]

We were fine Gertie !
Thankfully we took down two beautiful Golden Ash trees some years ago...... one nearly fell on the backyard neighbour's roof so that had to go as it had rot down the middle and was going to get worse and the other tree was planted ( by stupid Us ) too close to our house and the neighbour's pool and the roots were lifting up our path and we did not want to get sued for the pool next door in the future so down that came.
So the camellia trees were swinging in the breeze and although they are tall they do no damage! Lost a lot of flowers sadly.
So glad to read you only had the bin go over ( I hope it was empty !!! ) and no tall trees down.
It was a wild night for sure !! Still windy this morning Gertie.
Hold on to your hat !!!

As luck would have it the bin was full as we'd missed the last collection while we were in Melbourne.