The Chateau Diaries #322 Introducing Nic, the headless |>ick and Lard Ar$e, the |>ickless head

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LittleMore Cottage said:
I went to the website didnt see a shop. Never mind. I didnt know it was an.entire different website and not lelande
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Easy mistake.. I can understand you assuming that because these items were bought using grifted fund raising money for the Chateau de LaLande that they would sell them under the same guise.. I'm sure Hanni could help us all understand why JarvisJensen are selling under their personal names... If they then 'donate' that money to the back steps fund does it become a tax deduction? I have no idea.
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MsMuir said:
It's a lalande miracle, all 8 listings now show as SOLD
Which one of you loaded up your cart?😀
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I guess he won't be telling us it cost '50 euros' any more... now he's reselling..
 
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ComtesseRose said:
@MRShavershamsdress did you have a hotline number to Le Fisc?
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I did at one time but now can’t locate the direct hotline number for reporting tax cheats. However I did find this. Seems the French authorities are looking to make examples out of the likes of Fanny and PhiPhi. Couldn’t happen to a nicer couple.😎

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Tax fraud: offenses and penalties

Tax fraud is defined as all the fraudulent processes that make it possible to avoid tax voluntarily. The perpetrator of the fraud and his possible accomplices are subject to criminal and fiscal sanctions.
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Karma baby! said:
OMG! I saw the link and thought it’s their wedding website!
Why would they name the shop Jarvis Janssen? What a bunch of self centred weirdos 🤣🤣
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Because it has to be all about them...When my husband started his business he was strongly advised not to use the family name... he did anyways, but when things went tits up it was clear why you didn't want to use the family name 🤷‍♀️
 
Spirit of place said:
Frankly I wouldn't begrudge giving Michael $3 (that is if I'd given it 😝) as entertainment, his vlogs are worth it, I love his humour, his unforced way of explaining things he cares about, eg. Agas/organs/Spode etc. Plus his natural filming/editing skills. And now after seeing so much of Snorts, I'm comparing the shape of his head, his hair, his hands....better stop here.
To believe anything about that online JarvisJanssen shop I want to see his Lordship take each order, pack it up, take it to the PO or dispatcher with name & address. More likely as @Toronto said - hilariously as usual - he'd try to get Kirsty, (or Hanni or Anders) to do it.
And the Ye Olde Real Shoppe, why didn't he encourage Patreons to visit it & do a vlog tour of his premises like all the others? Probably bc it's holding storage for the unwanted gifts they themselves sent in the Gift Grab... if it exists any more.
That whole latest vlog was so blatently fake it took my breath away. Snorts repositioning the viewing lines, wanting to knock down half the building in the process, after his demolition plans for the interior, Fanny pretending it's a good idea & giving him credit for financing it with his puny sales. What about getting his puny hands to work on some of that ivy on the walls for starters?
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Thinking of his head, hair and puny hands..........is he modeling himself on Doonese?

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KiKiGee said:
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I've created this channel to talk about life in France from the perspective of an American who fulfilled a near life-long dream to do so. I have many interests, including architecture, fine arts, antiques (particularly French), gardening, travel, table arts (arts de la table), and may delve from time to time into philosophical elements such as aesthetics, and who knows, maybe politics!

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RonRobertson-lafrance
17 minutes ago
@MsLinz1975 I'll never understand people like you that think such a comment is appropriate. Especially as you have no idea what he does, do you really think they're going to film his work day all day? Everyone there puts in a lot of work, and it's obvious with the harmony there and how well everything runs. Why assume he doesn't do his part just because you don't see it, you don't see what most of them do all day, do you thus assume they're not doing anything either, and then to spitefully comment on something that is a joy for him as if that's all he does, and then demean it at that. Are you a killjoy everywhere?
MsLinz1975
3 hours ago
@RonRobertson-lafrance the only reason I'm guessing Phillip hasn't removed my comment YET is because he's not out of bed yet at 2 in the afternoon as is the custom of Phillip and Stephanie which is all documented and filmed for YouTube regularly!

julie ballantyne
30 minutes ago
Totally agree how many times can u set up a table and it makes u the best thing ever
RonRobertson-lafrance
16 minutes ago
@julieballantyne5156 How many times do you crap on the things people enjoy?
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Ah now we have a face to the name..he sure is smitten...
 
Fennelbug said:
Ron has a crush on Snorty. Pretty gross sitch. Snorts has 3 chocolate tinted extensions glued in the center of his bald spot then it is parted in the middle and dragged on each side to create the perfect square. System Mystery solved. Annelise must glue every 3 weeks, I reckon. When the glue begins to detach, filthy beanie until the next appt.
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Hence the number of glue guns found during the sort out?
 
john eccles said:
Just saw Fannys latest offering on FB, it starts off 'Philip is on fire', and I thought, Thank for that. I truly admire you folks for following her barren content and never ending grifting, she knows no shame. xxx
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Right! Got me all excited!...
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Ladeda1957 said:
So I watched the Anna and Phillip video and apologies to anyone here who likes them but I can’t take to them, when they were in the op shop and she’s looking at the candlesticks and converting them to euros from kroner, and she says they’re five euro and he goes ok you can have those, I thought what’s it to you mate if she wants them. He rules the roost on everything to do with money and design and he gets what he wants. I just can’t take to a man like that. It’s controlling and I feel he is spoilt. My mother used to say people have grand houses but when you go inside they have no furniture, they are sitting on the floor and that’s the smugs because everything takes so long to purchase because he’s a tight arse.
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I thought you meant Anna and Ed for a minute... he's the same... horrid person. She placates him constantly. I notice he's trying to put on an energetic, interesting persona lately, but he can't keep it up, within minutes he's moaning and bitching...
 
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The Chateau Diaries #103 Keep your dreams, SJ. Give everyone else their money back

I watched the last GAG hitting the 10s skip button every couple seconds, so maybe I missed something. Are the "Chateau the Lalande" t-shirts that Fanny and Antoine are wearing in the last 5 seconds or so a gift sent in this episode, a gift sent in the next one or a bit of a sneak peek of the...
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They like to point out how they keep all the gifts, but they never show any of them, they have years of gifts, where are they all if not re-sold..
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Cleo's Asp said:
What a huge error Fanny made when she stopped making videos with Michael Petherick, taking in Snorty for the Advent ones, which were abysmal. Michael is so talented at making videos. He and his brother may have made some bad judgements in their time and done things they now regret but if we knew more about the Jarvis family and their acquisitions, they may well be no better and we already know how lacking in morality FannyJarvis is. Michael is a world away from Snorts. He doesn't claim to be an expert historian; architect, or interior designer but he has a wealth of knowledge covering history; art; building, etc. He has practical skills and seems very thorough and aware of safety concerns.He could have been of enormous support for Fanny in so many ways and could probably have achieved a lot of what Amaury has done but in half the time. Snorts has none of these skills and not a fraction of the knowledge that Michael has. MP probably also knows a good deal more about porcelain, etc., as well. Fanny and Snorts do, no doubt, see themselves as a better class than Michael but they have, in fact, far less knowledge and taste than he has. He asked fans not to send him any more gifts and he is not a hoarder. In addition, he is attractive, charming, and likeable. If only he had been willing to be the gayancé! However, he has more integrity than to live such a dishonest life and I am glad he managed to escape from that nasty possibility. I hope he continues to flourish.
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The/One difference is, Michael has a loving family and his own little cottage, he has so many interests and has educated himself on so many topics.. Snorts has not.. Michael didn't need to play her game, he was in her life because he genuinely liked her and they had a lot of fun... She on the other hand is shallow, no interests or hobbies, lazy, the family dynamic is not so much 'loving' as 'what can you do/what's in it for me?'. So Fanny & Snorts are birds of a feather. They absolutely are happy to grift and lie...
 
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JackSpratt said:
It's absolutely ridiculous the amount of rails he's used for not only that drip by drip room renovation but also in the longest boiler room building in the world.

It's pathetic.
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Pretty sure he said those metal studs were left-over from the boiler room, he must have really over estimated 😂 or he's lying.
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Lochness Monster said:
The tablescaper put a fish knife and fork to eat it with too🙄
The candle sticks are just out of an auction box and are black, and they are serving champagne from a cash poo from Ron.
Classy non?
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The tablescraper uses the rule, 'If it comes out of water, use a fish knife'.
 
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